Spacesquirrel
@spacesquirrel.bsky.social
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Lives in a cardboard spaceship
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I have your cousins lighter.
about 1 year ago
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My dog just got uninvited to Christmas
2 months ago
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Jason, ex Inferis
8 months ago
White people be like let’s try this recipe from 1955 for jello ham with asbestos
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Why do I keep buying the same color eyeliner and lipstick. I feel like some crazy senile woman put all this in my makeup bags.
2 months ago
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I want my boyfriend to break up with me, so I keep asking for an engagement ring for Christmas.
2 months ago
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
7 months ago
I’m open to new experiences as long as they’re familiar and don’t involve leaving the house
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
7 months ago
I have only myself to blame that's why I blame you.
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Pammy ✨️
7 months ago
Teach your children that love and loyalty don’t look like taking unlimited pain from unhealed people.
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nicky the friendly shark
7 months ago
i do not want to feel things i want a collection of interesting rocks
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Frances Meh
7 months ago
really thought south park would have restored participatory democracy by now
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Viktor Winetrout
7 months ago
I hate when you're having sex and you accidentally yell the name of the wrong Ninja turtle
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Kerouac666
7 months ago
I like how this went from being an affirmative ad campaign to now sounding like a thread
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Jack
9 months ago
Current mood
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Changing my middle name to problematic.
10 months ago
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Ashley
10 months ago
This would fix me
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SpacedMom
10 months ago
Having a kid is wild, like “let me grow a person inside my body who will eventually mock me relentlessly”
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10 months ago
In 2000, John Waters donated 372 pieces of his art collection to the Baltimore Museum of Art. They named a rotunda after him in their gallery. He requested an all-gender restroom be named for him instead.
#BOTD
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Brian Tyler Cohen
10 months ago
RFK Jr. is launching a government registry to track autistic Americans using private medical records.
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RFK Jr. Set to Launch Disease Registry Tracking Autistic People
And he’s using private medical records to make it happen.
https://newrepublic.com/post/194245/rfk-jr-disease-registry-track-autistic-people
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GayDeceiver
11 months ago
I’m not saying the future is bleak, but the Tarot cards caught on fire all by themselves.
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Jez
11 months ago
If by “date” you mean strained conversation and growing horror at each other then yes I’m on a date rn
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺
11 months ago
Saturday morning on Bluesky is the Internet version of walking into an automatic door that doesn't open.
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ObsidianShiv
11 months ago
I think the main problems with my posts is that you're not reading them in funny voices. That's on you.
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Kellalena
11 months ago
Once I say “I’m hungry” it’s too late, just go on without me.
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rich traditions
11 months ago
you have my attention
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Hennie Kriel
11 months ago
#webcomics
#comicsky
Reality Check
instagram.com/whamondd/
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Gabriel Liston
11 months ago
"Big Kubrick day on Looking at Picture Books" Mac Barnett and Jon Klassen go to town on PD Eastman. (plus a great link, re: hat dog, in the comment thread)
#kidlit
#kidlitart
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Go, Dog. Go!
Jon & Mac consider: a big dog party in a tree, teaching kids to read, surrealism, the "jerk bucket," a little party in a field in Canada, the hidden structure of a seemingly chaotic book, Shakespeare
https://open.substack.com/pub/lookingatpicturebooks/p/go-dog-go?r=f9i6&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false
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One of my best friends thinks the guy I’m seeing is a demon and that God took away my hearing bc I wasn’t recognizing evil. I have no idea how to respond to this nonsense.
11 months ago
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Lord Juiblex
11 months ago
The Museum of Unpleasant Objects
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Bruhsephine Wires, early 20s Gen Z edition
11 months ago
Daaamn, that was a close call. I nearly said “I love you” to the pharmacy tech. Idk where that came from
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@nousefortrump.bsky.social
12 months ago
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12 months ago
Today would be so much better if a tiny flock of baby ducks imprinted on me, followed me everywhere, we become a little duck family, then fly south together to live happily ever after.
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RiotGrlErin
12 months ago
for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop a muppet into movies i think they’d kill in.
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Jin
12 months ago
Apple carplay: You have veered into oncoming traffic 4 times today. Would you like me to open your Calm app?
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Fickle Filly
12 months ago
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Random Reply Guys.
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grilled cheese đź§€
12 months ago
*joins violent mob wielding my wrought iron butterfly lawn ornament*
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Bruhsephine Wires, early 20s Gen Z edition
about 1 year ago
Try something new every day that scares you. For example, one of these cans is my drink and the other is an ash tray
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mave
about 1 year ago
TYPES OF MIST • strange • foreboding • turns you into toad (briefly) • turns you into toad (forever) • accompanies cape-flourishing count who arrives by carriage from distant land • low sodium
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filth_waste
about 1 year ago
if you were to tear your penis off and throw it in the water would you toss it end over end or more javelin style
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Mara Wilson
about 1 year ago
A girl I knew in college saw David Lynch speak at an event. When it ended, she found a way to get to the front to tell him how much his films and shows meant to her. His response was “Thank you. And remember, the universe is in your basement.”
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Just schooled a millennial about goon porn. You’re welcome everyone.
about 1 year ago
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ash
about 1 year ago
Made it on a block list for blocking people blocking me on listifications called blocking babies.
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Chocolate shark
about 1 year ago
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Do not leave chocolate at my house and think that you are going to eat it.
about 1 year ago
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Midge
about 1 year ago
There has to be any easier way to not get laid
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Dibs on thundersnow.
about 1 year ago
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
about 1 year ago
Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
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