Oh, you’re popular on social media? cool. The dogs at my local dog park think I’m the bomb and that’s basically equivalent.

Say how you feel and hug your people. Life really is too short

hear me out, what if we all just stayed in bed all day tomorrow

Wrote a depressing post. Deleted a depressing post.

[me, trying to sell my friend on a weekend trip] Don't you want to get murdered at a tiny home in the country?

Are we just fated to pretend?

say it in a song

Too much for some, not enough for others. This year, I vow to keep it all for myself.

It only takes one person to keep you from disappearing for good

speak to me in 90s lyrics

in the mood to be hugged for an entire day, maybe a whole week

I don’t have anything to say. Just sit with me in that.

don’t change a thing ~INXS

ME: what’s the worst that could happen? UNIVERSE: *cracks knuckles*

Leaving a pile of words here for later

Feel like saying so much and nothing at all

Wake up babe, it’s time to pretend everything is ok

Your delusions or mine?

(Lying) I’ll figure it out one day

I’m alive, if you’re keeping track

okay, go stoke the fire... then back under the blanket with me!

Under the same cloud

I might shank someone for nachos served directly to my bed right now

The earth’s rotation is really wearing on me today.

Tattoo therapy should be covered by heath insurance

You wouldn’t like me, i worry about other people’s feelings before my own

Never even once seen myself in the Popular with friends feed and honestly wtf guys

He asked for a quickie and I said “as opposed to what,” so now we’re fighting I guess.

cloud report

The Seattle Christmas Market

Much like this ziti, I am also baked.

this human suit is uncomfortable

complaining about everything but looking good while i do it

The secret to looking good is to just be 22

(Lying) I’ll figure it out one day

The comments 🤣

Bananarama doesn’t get the recognition they deserve…carry on