Tofu sees you too! Surprise murder mittens reacting out to slap in 3...2...1... I love cats 😭😂

Peek a boo 😆😆

Pretty kitty! ❤️ Carlyle sees you…

Nuh uh

Meoo too

Back at you 🐈

I see you, too!

Would you please turn the lights off. I’m trying to sleep❣️

Yeah? Well, I see you too, so there.

I don't think I've ever made any soup the exact same way more than once and I swear every time I make it, it's the best fucking soup ever.

Sydney Sweeney's political affiliation seems pretty obvious: "I will do literally anything for money"

Type-casting as a predatory character is often how producers/writers and whatnot let the audiences know that the person is a weirdo in real life too

She does have that dead eyed blonde thing Fox loves so much.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sydney Sweeney https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sydney-sweeney/

disappointed that moon pies aren’t made from real moon

what i thought being sober would be: wow my depression is gone, it's so much easier to get up in the mornings and i feel like a million dollars what getting sober is actually like: oh my god i think i'm asexual

not to brag but my local librarian told me she’s very excited to read my new book based on the titles I’ve been checking out for research

Blue lemons. My print shop is now open for the next 72 hours with 3 limited edition prints. I only open my print shop once a year. #oilpainting #art

Today I learned an appropriate exclamation to make over this cat (forgive my transcription into the Roman alphabet here): Tumi koba narama (this apparently means "you're very soft", which is the most common thing people say upon meeting Esk)

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I see you

THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS

I am reading Ulysses by James Joyce and as it turns out I don't know how to read

you know when you read a bunch of somebody's posts and you can just tell debate team did a number on them in high school and they have never recovered

Buuuuuuut, Bill Clinton… Seriously, if so, IDGAF. Jail them all.

THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down

You know who has Universal Healthcare provided by the government? Folks in Argentina do and the US taxpayers sent them $40 Billion Dollars so they can keep it. How are your premiums doing?

Remember when Elon Musk said how bad the Epstein files were? He wasn't lying that time.

The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.

I'm back in Rome and I'm happy to report Italy is still based

imagine that

I know the real concern is the lack of journalistic integrity but I think the real crime here is seeing this face and thinking to yourself "yes I need more of that" His eyes don't even line up. This is a clear case of royals inbreeding

Just went to the Popular with Friends feed and nobody knew you

This is a statement I received from a Epstein survivor who is a Jane Doe. Share it widely.

I'd eat less mcdonalds if other restaurants also had a ketchup tap for folks lookin to get wild with their soda

One of the little things my husband did that made me fall completely in love with him when we first started talking- was ask why I use purple hearts instead of red hearts in online messages. I explained the color red just really annoys me & he immediately changed the heart color he used to green.

He's facing backlash, but NINE PEOPLE are facing inhumane conditions in detainment, let alone deportation, and whatever suffering their families may be going through.

Are people just incapable of minding their own fucking business these days or what?

Not going to say what I feel because I don't want to eat a 72 hour ban.

been biting my tongue a lot these days

“Online” attacks. @NYT playing fast and loose with the word attack when masked fashies are throwing people in cars

Head of their Republican fascist club, you say?

Intimidation like calling ICE on people with work permits? That kind?

The little Nazi shithead is quoted in the article saying “No matter who you are or what you believe, threats and intimidation are unacceptable and should be condemned by everyone.” I hope that asshole *is* condemned by everyone and not accepted anywhere.

Good.

I'm in a hotel lobby listening to some middle aged women decked out in alumni college gear talking about epstein and trump and how the conservative christians aren't really christian and that if they don't denounce trump it shows that their beliefs are lies.