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🦝🇧🇲🏴☠️ three raccoons in a black leather jacket portrait by
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Skip, the Online Raccoon
about 9 hours ago
it is, tuesday
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ment oint ment oint ment oint
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rahaeli
3 days ago
I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Return of the Cmonstermacques
4 days ago
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can go fish for himself. Now while he's away fishing you and his wife can start doing all the mouth stuff you've been texting each other for months about. But oh no! He's home early with many fish! You taught him too well!!!
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weeder
4 days ago
You know the season is changing when you linger a while by the warmth of the rotisserie chicken display
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that autumnal feeling
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can't drink coffee anymore so i take caffeine pills call them my, diuresis pieces
7 days ago
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Pavel
19 days ago
Given that this government has imprisoned a Luigi and a Mario, it's only appropriate that it creates a Department of Wario
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the ghostes
2 months ago
the easiest way to change the world is to destroy it. thats why we here at fuck all of you industries have made the torment nexus
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today is international raccoon appreciation day and please feel free to begin
20 days ago
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meliss-AAAAAHHH!
20 days ago
thinking about how the currency of love is time & time is limited
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born miserable
23 days ago
just opened a fortune cookie and it screamed in agony
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bear 141
6 months ago
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Mike Ginn
25 days ago
It’s a shame world class fencers don’t get to kill a guy even one time
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little lamb
24 days ago
I’d love to join your resistance but until we have earthquake proof bridges I can’t even cross the river. How soon do you think your resistance is going to have those
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mr potato
25 days ago
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
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Himbo Deluxe
24 days ago
These beans giving me a congenital fart defect smh
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Viktor Winetrout
25 days ago
Ultimately, we're all looking for the same thing: a horse who solves crimes
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Not JPo
24 days ago
Not everyone you meet is going to like you. You need to accept that those people are hideously ugly
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Sooz Kempner
24 days ago
Atlas Hugged by Kind Rand haha we're just having fun here
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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals
25 days ago
Just wondering if anyone would have sagely scolded my ancestors in the camps if they said "Fuck Germany." Would you have called them bigots or said "Yeah the camps are bad but Germany has a right to exist?"
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆
25 days ago
normalize saying "this guy knows what I'm talking about" and pointing at strangers on the bus
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Osaka: None/bun - A sack of nuns
25 days ago
The Spanish kinda nailed it with their version of lefty loosy righty tighty: la derecha oprime y la izquierda libere the right opresses, and the left liberates
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ae
27 days ago
“angry concubine incites hatred against kingdom’s minorities” is a tale as old as time, huh
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furby hancock
29 days ago
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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theseus gradually replacing the pieces of that dam boat as a fun thought experiment
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Ned Resnikoff
29 days ago
One reason I do not think Trump is going to create a 1,000 year reich is because he failed to cancel a middling funnyman and immediately pivoted to trying to outlaw not having a headache.
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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀
29 days ago
It's so funny to watch guys like Miller and Vance smugly pretend to be badass tough guy intellectuals while their sole job is being this demented old moron's capering house kittens.
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Homestar Screens
about 1 month ago
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Toby 🇵🇸
about 1 month ago
No! YOU are the worst at witty retorts
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scaryssa walmart dog
about 1 month ago
sometimes all we can do is keep putting one hand in front of the other. do not despair. rather, hope all things. kierkegaard
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alexis simpson
about 1 month ago
it's called bitcoin because it's joke money
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they're feeding him his favourite canned spaghetti
about 1 month ago
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Himbo Deluxe
about 1 month ago
If I ever die I demand to be sent to the infinite bhuna realm
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wargen
11 months ago
those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks
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batshit crazy. you should have to provide explicit consent to the use of ai on you in any capacity let alone medical
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about 1 month ago
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cryptowaffles for breakfast again :((
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about 1 month ago
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alexis simpson
about 1 month ago
marco rubio trying to impose sanctions on brazil but he can't because his propeller beanie keeps falling off and getting caught in his tricycle
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and does the thing with apostrophe's
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Pavel
about 1 month ago
rule by the person who can do the best skateboard tricks, call that an olliegarchy
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holden m. accountable
about 2 months ago
[ancient egyptian standup comic] see guys from the upper kingdom, they observe funerary rites like THIS. but us guys from the lower kingdom, we observe funerary rites like THIS. See this guy knows what I’m talking about [pointing at man with the head of a bird]
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Pookleblinky
about 2 months ago
Babylon 5 spinoff series called Ur 1750, it's all about a stranded alien in ancient Sumeria attempting to disguise himself as a humble and honest human copper merchant
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badly-drawn boo! 👻
about 2 months ago
"we have asked them to stop being floppy" may well be the best thing you read all weekend
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wargen
about 2 months ago
love dropping shit on the floor when i’m drunk welcome to gravity idiot
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Samsara Final Girl
about 2 months ago
in contrast to hegel's conception of the weltgeist, the collective consciousness of humanity that drives history, i believe history is driven by the collective displeased remnants of the angry dead, a polterweltgeist, if you will
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Bill Corbett
about 2 months ago
The Department of Lethal Warfighters who Fight Kickass Wars and Have Big Dicks
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braindro
about 2 months ago
alone! in the discord
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spooky enjoyer
about 2 months ago
thinking is like posting in your mind
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BayBayFriend
about 2 months ago
Me: bud can you stop eating grass please My dog, who has no concept of “eating,” only the constant exchange of sustenance and energy among all living things, not least of which, the unassuming blade of grass, which in its humility, communes directly with the sun: 🙂 ?
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