SIR MIX-O-LOTL

WA: my back is broke maine: my leg is broke CA: hit and run driver got me TX: Fuckin bees

In popular culture, menopause is typically associated with hot flushes. In our Menopause: What's Changed? exhibition, we invite visitors to drop a pebble if they experience any of these symptoms. And it turns out, hot flushes are much less common than brain fog or mood symptoms!

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. “Hey man, the group chat is supposed to be a place to chill and you’re putting a lot of heavy stuff in it, I told the guys I’d talk to you about it,” said Gandalf

The rainbow is not a symbol of condemnation, but of patience, of God revealing creation will have a role in creating itself, and of God choosing renewal over destruction All God commands as part of this rainbow deal: Don't hurt anybody, because everybody is precious 🌈

Stayed at a historic hotel in downtown Denver for a friend’s wedding in 2008. Another guest and I rode in the elevator with Emilio Estevez. He was carrying two coffees and my friend said something about double-fisting it. He just kind of smiled faintly.

EDWARD R. PURROW

In honor of Brian Wilson's passing, here are the four categories of Beach Boys songs: 1. surfing is great, you should try it 2. I have a good vehicle 3. I reach beyond myself into the ineffable, and that's where I find you, my love 4. sloop john b

I am officially one of The Ancients, Keeper of Knowledge of the Before Time

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

What a terrible name for a starship.

I caught this one on Thursday in Alexandria

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

this is how I discover that Brian Eno came up with the Windows chime that haunted my childhood

The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217

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Why would you set a limit on Stuf, we are a community of dreamers, we want our children to believe future Stuf will far exceed the Stuf of today

Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

FUCKING AROUND

Genuinely guffawed when I realized this was all about word count. Threatening to take everybody out over word count is among the most classic newsroom fights a writer and editor can have

applying for jobs again

Young priest! there's no need to feel down there's a Country! That's inside of a town you can Go there! Now ol Frank's underground and you choose a new guy (bom bom bom bom bom) It's fun to vote for a P O P E

not now kitten, daddy’s leitmotif is returning imbued with sinister significance

"Being a teenage man feels like standing in a hallway with a dozen doors, and no one telling you which to pick," as opposed to being a teenage woman, which either appears to involve the same thing or people screaming at you to pick a door, right now, and when you pick it a new person screams at you.

I could totally see myself falling for this scam if I hadn't just read this thread. tl;dr= the in-app notification will be from the scam team calling the bank AS YOU at the same time as they call you.

as a text-based creature in an increasingly video-first world I'd like to be cherished as a sort of charismatic but doomed animal, to be fed treats in my enclosure until I meet my inevitable demise, after which my taxidermied corpse might greet visitors in a lobby somewhere

hot older women in your area are building a large statue out of wicker

i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo

I don’t understand why RETVRN guys think the west has fallen. We have more Reese’s cup varieties than ever. There’s one with Reese’s Pieces inside the peanut butter. Ancient Rome didn’t even have peanuts

You can tell that a thread is undergoing intense geekification when the first and last post look like this.

i have never resonated with something so strongly

The original $5 Milkshake at Alamo Drafthouse in Austin in the ‘00s was the platonic ideal of a milkshake. Of course they took it off the menu and then brought back an inferior version

"elder scrolls" is just me looking at my phone

Keats said the world is a vale of soul-making, but now that Dweezil the $11 trillion autocomplete engine can summarize your washing-machine manual for you, there’s no need to have a soul at all

Master and Commander/TNG Intro this was rendering all day while I was out lol

disciple 1: he’s alive! returned from the dead! disciple 2: did he roll away the stone? disciple 3: did he show you the holes in his hands? judas: did he uh. did he mention me

RFK Jr: Autistic people will never play sports :( Professional hockey players:

Tough to know where to put second base if you’ve never been there.

This might be the most accurate skit that has ever appeared on TikTok and that’s a strong field

Barkley: Now, Magritte. I don't like him, Shaq <wheezing>: is it a pipe or not Chuck

if you are a cis person it costs you nothing to just say today that you see & hear your trans sisters & brothers & others over in the UK today -- and around the world, too, knowing that rulings like today's ripple out in ugly ways.

JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.

(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin) Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind

Today in aging: I’m giving real, serious thought to becoming one of those guys who wears reading glasses on a chain. Solves so many problems. I could lean into the whole lifestyle. Never not wear a cardigan. Cryptic crosswords with a fountain pen. I still love The Fast & the Furious though

Some of y’all never had to sit through Lawrence Welk, Hee-Haw, and The Waltons on Saturday night at your grandparents’ house and it shows.