Murder and csam machine

Burn it to the fucking ground

The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:

Yes, this is what it felt like when the US invaded Iraq in 2003. And probably what it felt like when the US started deploying troops to Vietnam.

happy birthday to every horse

Shut the fuck up about Mamdani bein' a communionist or a socialite or whatever. I don't wanna hear it no more. He's the boss now.

Bruce Harrell is no longer Seattle's mayor.

You — yes, you! — are invited to my inauguration on Friday at 10 am at City Hall! Bring a friend, bring a neighbor, bring a coworker! I’ll be joined by Ifrah Abshir, John Burbank, Jarvis Capucion, and Cynthia Green. Program will be from 10-10:45 with a reception line after! #thisisyourcity #seattle

“Norman Rockwell was antifa”

Remember: When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them. When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips. ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.

i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Essentially, I think that LLM-generated dialogue only makes sense if you believe that the product of writing is words. But the product of writing isn't words, any more than the product of justice is prisoners, or the product of love is weddings. The product of writing is meaning.

this just reminded me how playlist stories are my favorite things

Hark, our Lord and Savior hath returned

This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.

i always forget, are people celebrating the birth of christ or his monster

Hitler also loved the idea of impractically huge pieces of military hardware that served no pragmatic purpose other than nationalism and his pride. Including a 1,000 ton tank.

Even features Alaska at the end.

Trump’s pre-2024 political ascendancy is 100% because he was light years ahead of other conservatives in coming up with derogatory nicknames. Newscum? Really?

Christmas miracle?

The news makes me think about this scene every single day.

Silver lining.

Decency is staying calm, being conventionally attractive, and not drawing too much attention to the atrocities you commit.

Councilmember Lin requests community’s help after hit-and-run on Beacon Hill council.seattle.gov/2025/12/16/c...

:') it's hannukah and this disabled jew has less than $10 so anything will help! Hanuka alegre www.venmo.com/u/nellarosmarino paypal.me/aizykows cash.app/$spacedaddie

It's her.

Every year for like 20 years I’ve played the LDB Game where you try to go from the day after Thanksgiving through Christmas Day without hearing The Little Drummer Boy. Most years I win. Not this year! Thanks KEXP.

Mayor Elect Wilson is a better mayor than Bruce ever was. Also telling that @seattledot.bsky.social has not commented on this horrific and unnecessary loss of life.

You hear transportation engineers (especially for state DOTs) say stuff like, "People want to drive. We're not in the business of social engineering." Honey, your profession has socially engineered our society since the 1950s. It's time to invest more fairly across transportation modes

Imagine if we only closed a roller coaster long enough for a fire truck to hose the blood off the tracks

HAPPENING NOW: A group of protesters have reportedly taken over the intersection on Beacon Hill where someone on a bike was killed by a hit-and-run driver early this morning. I'm not on the scene yet, but was sent this photo from Beacon Avenue and Stevens Street.

Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"

fat bear week is good, but don't forget about borb season

Ticketing drivers who drive in a way that feels threatening to everyone not in a multi-ton metal and glass box is good and correct. Stop at the stop line. It’s not hard. It’s not optional. The fact that we’ve normalized it being okay for drivers to stop wherever they want is bad.

Seattle PEO is actively anti-Vision Zero. Strip the department down and rebuild it from the bones up as part of Vision Zero. Drivers blocking OTHER drivers is vastly more benign than drivers endangering pedestrians and cyclists.

I will bang this drum until my arms go numb: There is something very interesting happening within the older Christian Churches and their approach to LLMs & GenAI. Do

Turns out a righteous holy war is possible.

A couple months ago, @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social collaborated with baker and dessert detective Claire Saffitz on recreating a beloved cake, simply by descriptions and photos of that cake. And now Claire has a video on how to make it! Good luck and happy munchin’

at this point AI is the equivalent of your friend eating something disgusting and asking 800 times if you wanna try it

The best techno-optimism is about exploring giant space orifices.

Bluesky is a nursing home for people who know what firewire is

Sending money to my father on Venmo who has the same first and last name makes me look like that annoying friend who would pay themselves when they landed on their own properties in Monopoly.

A 14-Point Plan for Mayor Wilson Channeling the original Wilsonian 14 Points, we offer 14 policy suggestions for the incoming mayor. publicola.com/2025/12/08/a...

Always carry an extra tire lever (I carry four levers, well, now three) #bikesky

A robot I feel okay about being incredibly attracted to.

IT at work made me upgrade to Windows 11 a couple of years ago and while I turn off as much of the AI bullshit as possible, every other aspect of the OS is worse. I constantly have to access various ERPs we have on Azure VMs and all kinds of network stuff just stopped working under 11.

All-Cities all up in the city! #allcity #bikesky