Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

Holy shit happy new year to us I guess???!

Woke 2 is now in effect. All conservatives report to your nearest food co-op for processing 🫵

Welcome to 2026: the year It finally happens 🔒

That was the most a pass has ever been pick sixed

I hope all the Heisman voters remember which team avenged them when preseason AP ballots get mailed out in the fall

Go Hawks, fuck ICE. Happy new year ya goofballs

I was terrified of Vanderbilt but it turns out the SEC just fuckin' sucks now?

How many times do you think Vanderbilt practiced that punt before they borked it on the very first try?

Reece Vander Zee is preposterous

held the door to a porta potty open for chuck berry because he was waiting in line to use it next

There’s a funny Politico story showing that the latest polling on AI shows 80-20 in favor of heavy regulations, an absolute slam dunk platform, but Dems are worried about not winning back mask-off tech CEO donors www.politico.com/news/magazin...

there are a lot of people who are going to need to suffer consequences for the damage being wrought on our neighbors right now but let's make no mistake about the fact that the kennedy guy needs to be executed

man....

Christian HUSSEIN McCaffrey

"Luther Burden" is actually a euphemism for that thing where people from the upper midwest will awkwardly invite you to hang out if you happen to be in the room when they're inviting someone they like more than you to hang out

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

Wtf?

Alright we gotta reign in the sickos thing a little bit. People have been playing fast and loose with it for a while now but there has never been a time when it just meant "bad"

i'm not dating sydney sweeney either, guys

it’s actually crazy to be like ‘do not try to improve the material conditions of anyone’s life as an elected official, that is very damaging’

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

watching gremlins, all my homies love gremlins

Finally got presents wrapped. Happy holidays everyone. Fuck ICE, free Palestine, things of that nature 🎅🌲☃️🇵🇸

you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse

Don't forget to bring some traditional holiday treats to your parents' Christmas tonight

Die Hard is unquestionably a Christmas movie if you've actually seen it, but the people who make that their entire personality over the holidays are so annoying that I'm firmly in the "no it's not" camp out of spite

"hypersonic weapons, the most-sophisticated lasers and Cruise nuclear missiles"

Lmaooooo don't wait, start learning Chinese now everyone

How the Grinch Stole Valor

I'm sure I'm not the first one to point this out but carving out your career by making something called "The Free Press" and then immediately and transparently turning into state media the very minute you come close to actual power is basically the conservative grift distilled to its essence

All my homies are still talking about the Bears beating the packers last night

its not hyperbole. i now genuinely believe we should seize musks assets and deport him

Was not going to drink tonight but I think that calls for some victory malört. Skål!

i feel like i've been released from prison. i feel like i've just pulled down a statue

Hahahahahahaha bear down assholes 🐻⬇️

If ur cheering for Green Bay you're also cheering for liberty university sorry I don't make the rules

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

Spending Xmas in a relegation spot

Jake Paul getting his ass beat so hard he gets sent to the hellraiser dimension is a christmas movie

They're calling it the least incriminating move in history

Lol good to see that SI is still using AI to write all their content