This event is insane

Immigrants have not been disruptive or destabilizing, conservatives furious at the presence of immigrants have. But our press and even nominally “left” politicians treat every conservative grievance as inherently legitimate

(respectfully) Stefania Constantini 🤌🤌

I'm getting word that we have a woke Daytona winner? America has finally fallen (commendatory)

Yeah I mean can you imagine if they made him do something with a political message? Pic unrelated.

Checking in on the Canadian curling teams and how they're coping with people trying to enforce the rules

Cops are so used to nobody questioning their obvious lies that they're getting phantom limb syndrome by proxy

This is so spot on

Never reactivate it.

This boy been waiting to haul off on somebody for 14 years and today he got to live the dream and stand on the right side of history. Friday the 13th is the greatest day of his life.

I've watched this 400 times and it keeps getting funnier

Sorry, not learning who Clavicular is. Sometimes you come across a New Guy and immediately understand that you don't need him added to the codex

Well, fuck!

cannot stress enough that Chicks Rock

Zero reason why you shouldn't be trying to unionize your workplace. You can insult the president to his face and all that happens is a paid vacation

Rooting for every american athlete *except* the men's hockey team so 2 disallowed goals is v funny, let's go Latvia

Giving my wife a copy of the wall street journal that shows the Dow over 50,000 for Valentine's Day

Hahahahahaha fuck you. Republicans have been looting this state blind for a decade now to appease their various corporate benefactors and now they're trying to just straight up put my money in a billionaire's pocket. Over my dead body.

This Italian goalie is unreal, man

Trading my son to a stranger for a $7 rotisserie chicken like I'm JD Vance's mom trying to score oxy

The Disco Elysium soundtrack in the background makes you feel the exact same as walking back to bed after taking a 3:00 AM pee

Is the guy who had a week long crashout over being told he's bad for OpSec admitting to being an ICE asset or am I thinking of someone else?

This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough

Please sir I did nothing wrong I simply brought my own children to the pedophile island

Me when they release a title update for FIFA and it adds a bunch of new bugs

Oh so Sattler and Grant get banned due to their association with John Hammond and Ian Malcolm but the perverts who named the deplorable wangosaurus get to do whatever they want??

Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun

Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

The most desirable outcome was not handing the Lombardi trophy to a genocidal gargoyle who also just got outed as a pedophile, so great night overall

More like Drake Stay because this offense isn't going anywhere

That time of year again

White grandpa seeing two guys grind on each other on a F-100

Well that really slapped

A game with nothing but field goals at the half? We were born in it, molded by it.

"this game is boring" wrong you simply do not appreciate a punters duel. Real ball knowers are levitating right now

They edited out the line "am I sexual?" and then revealed that we were watching a crypto commercial. Second half commercials need to step it up

If I ever see that Dunkin commercial again I stg I'm going to become a vegan and live a life of nutritional purity

I'm watching the game alone because I have the flu or something so really I'm just muttering things like "don't get cute here" or "the 5 tech just took himself out of the play" to the dog

Inshallah we will have a punter named MVP tonight

Football-Themed Napkins At Super Bowl Party Too Nonabsorbent, Painful To Use On Mouth https://theonion.com/football-themed-napkins-at-super-bowl-party-too-nonabsorbent-painful-to-use-on-mouth/

I was the one who told the Seahawks to run the dang ball

There's an entire genre of food that sucks made for absolutely no reason other than for guys with Elon brain to call it "epic"

Twitter has gone woke

Get the troops off my screen, if they wanted to buy a Dodge Challenger so bad they should've learned how to hit a deep ball like god intended

Check in on your friends who say "sports ball", today is their 9/11, but deep down we all know they're sorta right on some level

You could either have wings and watch the game with friends and family or you can be alone, sweating, making sure your 10 Amazon kindle fires are all streaming the rightwing halftime show, not because you like the music, but because this is all you have

Prayers up for Lindsey Vonn: a true inspiration for geriatric millennials that would rather stare death in the face than learn who Bretman Rock is