Extremely on brand for conservatives to want to call the manager because one of them briefly had to use stairs

Ghosting all my friends when the rapture happens so they think I was one of the good ones

I know everything this loser says is in bad faith but referring to GWAR as "the Democrats" is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

Kicking down the door on the guys' chat to tell the fellas all the details for the new title update in flight simulator

Cam Skattebo run like Crash Bandicoot

And a bear down to you too this fine afternoon 🐻⬇️

absolutely losing it at the wisconsin 247 site owner having a total crash out

There are very few downfalls that I'll enjoy as much as Dabo's

Convincing my loved ones to watch Iowa @ Rutgers with me tonight

the hiring of Olivia Nuzzi by Vanity Fair makes the new rules of media clear: ❌ lightly criticizing Charlie Kirk ✅ FaceTime fingerblasting with your story’s subject, RFK Jr.

They're gonna give Kimmel's time slot to Greg Gutfeld and create an unstable vortex in the fabric of the universe because the weight of the bad vibes coming off of it will act like a neutron star

Firing the tv man for crimethink to honor my friend: the free speech warrior

No reason the next Democrat shouldn't use the exact same power on Fox News btw

If you can read this, know that under no circumstances will I vote for someone that doesn't believe, *unconditionally*, that you personally deserve a life of dignity, respect, and equal rights.

Screw this lazy engagement bait with an obvious answer, which slice are you choosing to make a soccer team from?

Threatening to tattle to the prime minister is such a bitchmade move. What does trump think he's gonna do, give him the boot from The Simpsons?

Last month I watched Lake Placid for the first time since I was probably 12 years old and it fucking slaps????

Nintendogs Remastered

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

open.spotify.com/track/0pWj1y... If you wanna feel a billion years old: this song is further away I'm time from the song it's parodying, "1985", than the song "1985" is from the year 1985

My brain when I'm singing along to the hit Shaggy song Angel

i think jj mccarthy woulda played better if he had a little more eye black on

They're calling the chiefs the most washed dynasty of all time

bear down 🐻👇

Never moving out of this community because of people like Jon. Eat shit, Kim Reynolds 🫵 🫶

foot ball

Second worst thing to happen To Dabo this week!

Dabo is 1-2

I think I just said hi to Gary Barta, who was walking my neighbor's dog???

At least Kudus wasn't one of the goal scorers

Media figures can't stop coming on bluesky to triple and quadruple down on the most incorrect and morally repugnant things they believe just so they can claim it's "too toxic" here when they get yelled at. They're living, breathing ITYSL sketches. They fuckin love it

MSNBC fired Matthew Dowd for calling Charlie Kirk "divisive"

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

If they had listened to me this week probably woulda been better for everyone

Posting "this is not who we are" about a school shooting is incredible. We're the *only* country that fits the description!

you read these fawning obituaries of what a shining political star he was, who was doing all the right things (if a little “divisive”), and then you go looking for what he said and believed, and it’s like “stone gay people to death” and “we must allow children to die to preserve our gun rights”

Total Recall, but I don't really count that since it was the edited basic cable version so the real answer is a very random double feature of Air Force One and Child's Play

What the burrito in my microwave sees at 3 in the morning

Hell yeah shout out to The Airliner

No fucking way

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

what happened to charlie kirk is a) fucking horrible and b) the exact thing, word for word, that he spent his public life advocating for and cheerleading, and any coverage that isn’t frank about that second part is massively irresponsible

They replaced Nuno with Postecoglou??? Relegation next season, if not this one. Bookmark it