Your ball knower license should be revoked if you touted JJ McCarthy

The Iowa quarterback getting one each of a passing, rushing, and receiving touchdown in the first half, just like you would expect 🥱

Zvada missing all his kicks just so he could be the hero for making the walk off game winner. Play smarter, not harder.

literally every reason you can think of that they use to not invest in clean energy (not cost effective yet, tech isnt there yet, etc) is 100% true of ai by the way, the difference is that clean energy will mean less money for rich people and ai means more money for rich people

Private and home schooling should be banned, and respecting someone's gender identity, race, or sexual orientation in public should be as societally enforced as wearing pants is

8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"

pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux

A rare instance of good news! Everyone post your favorite legacy Vines to celebrate

"Please don't take away my only excuse for never giving you healthcare and other stuff" by every senate democrat

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Iraq lies and the2008 financial crisis are ground zero for this. In both cases the Obama administration was like "let's let bygones be bygones" 😊

I bet the q-heads are pissed because QAnon promised an intricate conspiracy full of secret codes, symbols, and intrigue and instead it all turned out to just be emails that say "thank you for introducing me to all those kids and letting me be your accomplice, fellow pedophile"

They want everyone all talking about how Trump is definitely a pedophile to distract us from the real story: that I was able to see the northern lights with my naked eyes last night

I haven't even finished my first cup of coffee and already am having to process "Michael Wolff and Jeffrey Epstein talked about how Jeff could blackmail Donald Trump"

Lordy, the northern lights tonight. Easily three clearest I've ever seen them

1- Pootie Tang 2- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me 3- Nutty Professor II: The Klumps 4- Casablanca 5- The Hottie and the Nottie

Recast the character using the same rules as an old sitcom where a main cast member leaves the show. "This is James Bond's sister that we never mentioned before, Jane (Kiera Knightley). Her new codename is 007. She has exactly the same mannerisms but we gave her a slightly different catchphrase"

Hilarious football game, 10/10

If I was on the Edmund Fitzgerald it wouldn't have went down like it did

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

"No Kings" very much includes Angus King

Chuck Schumer got the boss call from the CEO of Delta telling him that Atlanta was down to 25% capacity ahead of the holidays and now you’re gonna pay 4x for health insurance.

Just thinking again how Democrats asked people to accept short-term suffering in order to give space to prevent long-term, worse suffering and then said, "Thanks for suffering in the short-term. You'll get to suffer long-term too so that our Thanksgiving plans don't get disrupted."

Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.

Ok fuck chuck schumer, don't stop calling and faxing these gargoyles until they make a business decision to cave to us instead of the GOP. Time for a vibe shift, here's some cool photos from the last roll of Portra i shot

It's a little unfair to criticize the Schumer deal as "getting nothing in return" when you realize one of their main objectives is making sure that liberal voters remain conditioned to never expect things from them so that nobody is demanding healthcare next time they're in charge

Bold move from Chuck Schumer to take an intentional safety to lose the game at the buzzer for no apparent reason. It will be interesting to see how this helps our playoff chances

Can I get a bear down in the chat? 🐻⬇️

Free character idea for anyone looking for a new bit: a play on those right wing Rage Against the Machine fans who get upset when they find out that Tom Morello has left wing politics, but it's an atheist learning some uncomfortable truths about a christian rock band that they think wails

lol she got his ass and he knows it

youtu.be/5X-SO8gAH8A?...

Fall in IC

foot ball (cold)

Some pictures I took today where I framed out the Big Noon eyesore

Walking around the Big Noon set, have to be very careful so I don't accidentally step on portnoy

It's genuinely very funny that the GOP spent many hysterical years desensitizing everyone to this attack just to make sure nobody cared when it happened for real

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

If tonight taught us anything it's that all the crybaby pundits were completely wrong and Bluesky *IS* representative of the electorate

It's genuinely kinda sad that Cheney punched out before he had a chance to see the exit polls first think of the content we could have had

Dark Woke begins tonight. Republicans and Cuomo supporters have 48 hours to report to their nearest reeducation camp for 4 semesters of mandatory gender studies and critical race theory. We can do this the easy way or the hard way 🫵

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

I just voted but I was too shy to ask for a sticker so you're not getting a selfie

Zohran no!

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Linda Cardellini is the mental patient from Good Burger

I'm not trying to be shitty but Zohran is the democratic nominee, why does the law of "vote blue no matter who" only apply if you need to guilt people into supporting a bigot?