Relegation scenarios ranked from least painful to most painful: West Ham loss/Spurs win WH draw/Spurs win WH loss/Spurs draw WH draw/Spurs draw WH win/Spurs win WH loss/Spurs loss WH draw/Spurs loss WH win/Spurs draw *Any Spurs stoppage time equalizer **Any Leeds stoppage time equalizer

Terrified Introvert One Away From Bingo

my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED

PUNT ADVOCATE

Super Famicom Fighting Baseball ass name

Finally, the frauds at Hickory Park are catching some well-deserved strays

It's kind of ironic that Democrats think they're acting responsibly by tamping down this kind of justified anger instead of channeling it, but it's really the opposite. Leads to disaffection, radicalization

I will not post anything that will send the FBI to my house I will not post anything that will send the FBI to my house I will not post anything that will send the F

100% chance this turns out to be racist

I'VE BEEN SAYING

it's a girl jet and a boy jet and they were kissing

Harden Alert upgraded to Orange

Gratulerer med dagen 🇳🇴

This Sam Sarver goal celebration will live on forever #MLS #FCDallas

La Reyna breakfast burrito at the Iowa City farmer's market will completely refill your HP

One thing you can do to make a small difference that adds up over time is, if you're in the position, to hire trans people and refuse to hire bigots. I've done both and it's super fucking easy. You just tell the chuds you're not interested in hiring any shitheads.

[Warren Zevon voice] AWOOOOOOOOO, warm during oral

[snarling at a case of yeungling] IT SHOULD'VE BEEN YOU

I'm in the ped mall and there's a real life Dr Mantis Toboggan on a bench with a bunch of magnum condoms on the ground in front of him like it's a conversation starter

Saving this for when College Game Day follows Indiana to Lincoln in October because Nebraska is ranked in the top 10

"Newborn babies are welfare queens and we shouldn't meet their immediate material needs" -The lady version of Colin Robinson from What We Do in the Shadows

unnskyld meg?

Tom Kean coming back to work in August

This is the governor conservatives were trying to convince you was the reincarnation of Lenin btw

doing whatever it takes to make jodie foster think you’re cool

Man Inspects Perimeter To Find Most Vulnerable Entry Point To Hamburger https://theonion.com/man-inspects-perimeter-to-find-most-vulnerable-entry-po-1849717059/

You should stand up for your trans friends just out of basic decency and solidarity, but if that's not enough please consider that trans people are also god-tier posters on social media at a disproportionate rate so to that I say: come and take it 🏳️‍⚧️

The "you have to support Gavin Newsom no matter what" blue no matter who posters justifying why this rule should have some exceptions now

‘can i afford the tax? yes. is it going to deter me? no.’ cool well no further questions, thanks for answering the only relevant ones

www.irishstar.com/news/politic... Lol they had to pay people to go to the JD Vance rally in Ames

This movie is a total banger with an insanely talented cast and anyone who shit on it should be forced to re-watch it and then apologize publicly

Catching strays from SNL UK is somehow more humiliating than relegation itself

If a 72 year old man that sounds like a teddy ruxpin fell in the bathtub starts talking about your teenager's sperm it is perfectly permissible whip batteries at his head

Engagement baiting millennials by listing options for the definitive millennial TV show and intentionally omitting The Office

*Taps Sign*

It rules that only holds on Arsenal players are fouls, but any holds against a West Ham player is simply Part Of The Game. Real fucking good league we have here.

Seems bad that someone with as much clout as will stancil has chosen trans people as the sin eaters for any legitimate criticism of him and that his followers are now indulging him!

University Heights, Coralville, and Iowa City

Happy Fever season to all who celebrate except for the scoundrel Sophie Cunningham

There's an army recruiter at the Iowa City farmer's market lmao good luck pal. You'd be more likely to hit those wartime quotas by staying home and watching antiques roadshow by yourself

his teenage wife must be very proud

One thing I hope the Democrats realize is "the courts should be neutral" is now a suicidal strategy and the only way to possibly go forward is "the courts should have a heavy ideological slant towards us and make bad faith repudiations of conservatism as often as possible"

me sleeping seven hours vs. me sleeping six hours and 42 minutes

Come on lol