Just when I thought I couldn't stan any harder 🫡

Lmao I love this so much

My entire feed is people united as one behind the idea that Dawn Staley should be allowed to beat a senior citizen's ass to put him in his place, whoever says bluesky will never make it as a social media app has no idea what they're talking about

Geno complaining about another coach working the refs is bonkers. That's like Barney Gumble lecturing someone for not switching to water

I don't think she needs my help but I'd throw hands with Geno in a heartbeat if Dawn asked me to, fuck that old crybaby

Me 364 days a year: "thank god I survived catholic school, I'm never setting foot in a church again" Me when this loser is bringing back anti-catholicism: "Here are the tyrants who dealt in bloodshed and plunder. Here they lament their pitiless offenses; here is the boiling river of the violent"

Medically speaking, all cats are girls and all dogs are boys

I have loved Ozzie since the day the White Sox made him manager and as far as I'm concerned he should be in the hall of fame for forcing the Marlins to fire him because he said Fidel Castro was cool as hell

Skill issue

We have a very simple solution to universal programs benefiting the wealthy. You claw back the money through taxes on the back end. Everyone has known this for 100 years, but people get to pretend they don’t when it’s convenient for their ideology.

Attorney General Lane Kiffin

Voice of Luigi in upcoming Super Mario movie Charlie Day was asked who his favorite Luigi’s are, and he said Luigi Mangione

“Hasan Piker may have said some evil things, but…” no he didn’t. I haven’t seen a single quote that points to such. Nothing remotely as bad as what you’ll hear watching CNN on any of the 365 days of the entire fucking year. Not one thing. Including the incest comment about settlers.

Didn't watch the trump thing but if he just got up there and said absolutely nothing I think there's at least a 50/50 chance they were going to say something else and then changed their minds at the last minute (the other 50 is he's just an old pervert who likes to be on tv)

"You can't have anything that will materially improve your life because we have to use that money for war" very good sales pitch ahead of the midterms, sir

Luis Suarez gave Italy a curse when he bit Chiellini and that's why they haven't made the world cup since then

No offense to Doc or Amar'e but having them in this graphic and HoF class like they're equals to Candace and Elena is sexist as hell

I order food delivery once a month, maybe not even that frequently, and the last three times I've ordered food the delivery person has given me someone else's order.

Today is Trans Day of Visibility. Our colors have been restored, Johnson County.

Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility to everyone except the haters and losers

Proven more correct every day

your grandparents voting for reagan

the thing thats just not coming through in the coverage of, well of anything but particularly the war, is that theres literally no reason for any of it and republicans are making your life worse but cant explain why or what the payoff is supposed to be

To be clear with how I feel about it. Anyone in the military who directs or carries out strikes on desalination plants should be in prison when this is over.

This box score is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

Lmao

Taxonomy is an outdated field, all animals on earth can be classified into one of three buckets as either a Dog, a Cat, or a Guy

I can help with this one: You're not supposed to let toddlers use social media, Erika

WIFE: Ok, I'm off to work… ME: Mhm. WIFE: Don't worry about the Mad Killer in town, I'm sure the news is just exaggerating for ratings. ME: Mm. Yeh. (wife leaves) WIFE: (back in the door) Oh, I almost forgot to say… I love you… ME: Look, this is a live multiplayer game, I can't really pause.

McCollum is Basketball Cignetti so national championship next year is a 🔒

Say what you will about college refs but deciding completely at random each time whether to have a hair trigger whistle or to let them play as they maul each other is the ideal basketball experience

I've never experienced the elite 8 before, why didn't any of you tell me that a narrow halftime lead was 1000x more nerve wracking than if we were simply down by 25

That's the only way a longhorn will show up this far into the tournament!!

The horn says no kings

Haven't washed this shirt since the tournament started, and Juni is on her designed lucky couch seat. We're doing our part, go Hawks

Happy game day

Tolkan was a U of I alum, glad he got to see the Hawks break the Elite 8 streak. RIP, king 👑

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying https://theonion.com/rising-conservative-star-just-guy-wearing-nazi-armband-1849855062/

Wait the harry potter show isn't even a new story, it's just retelling the books again in the same vibe with actors who look the exact same as the old actors? Lmao how are people talking like it would be unfair to them to ask to boycott this, literally you've already seen it???

Kinda funny that I wanted DeVries over McCollum. I take the L on that one.

A lot of Minnesota fans warned me about Beth Goetz, but her biggest decisions so far were to -Personally intervene to fire Kirk Ferentz's failson -Fire Fran from a program petrified of regressing back to his predecessor's level of performance -Hire Ben McCollum

I'm not expecting Iowa to win and I'm just happy to be back in the sweet 16, and yes this is a preemptive cope and if we win I'll still be annoying about it so buckle in

A tipster sent me the "Committed" AI graphic generator for Cal's Spring Game, which allows you to commit anyone to Cal

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

Nation Already Sick Of Baseball https://theonion.com/nation-already-sick-of-baseball-1819576307/

Huh strange another transphobic policy that pretends to be protecting women that's actually just making things worse for women, I wonder why that keeps happening