Creighton ⚒️
@creightonote.bsky.social
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Highly regarded Hawkeyes "writer" from Off Tackle Empire. Come on you Irons, Saoirse don Phalaistín
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FF Sphinx
about 8 hours ago
Your ball knower license should be revoked if you touted JJ McCarthy
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The Iowa quarterback getting one each of a passing, rushing, and receiving touchdown in the first half, just like you would expect 🥱
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Zvada missing all his kicks just so he could be the hero for making the walk off game winner. Play smarter, not harder.
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Andrew Lawrence
3 days ago
literally every reason you can think of that they use to not invest in clean energy (not cost effective yet, tech isnt there yet, etc) is 100% true of ai by the way, the difference is that clean energy will mean less money for rich people and ai means more money for rich people
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Private and home schooling should be banned, and respecting someone's gender identity, race, or sexual orientation in public should be as societally enforced as wearing pants is
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3 days ago
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Ehusman
3 days ago
8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
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Emily Darling
3 days ago
pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
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A rare instance of good news! Everyone post your favorite legacy Vines to celebrate
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3 days ago
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"Please don't take away my only excuse for never giving you healthcare and other stuff" by every senate democrat
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4 days ago
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Tony Damiano
4 days ago
Iraq lies and the2008 financial crisis are ground zero for this. In both cases the Obama administration was like "let's let bygones be bygones" 😊
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I bet the q-heads are pissed because QAnon promised an intricate conspiracy full of secret codes, symbols, and intrigue and instead it all turned out to just be emails that say "thank you for introducing me to all those kids and letting me be your accomplice, fellow pedophile"
4 days ago
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They want everyone all talking about how Trump is definitely a pedophile to distract us from the real story: that I was able to see the northern lights with my naked eyes last night
5 days ago
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I haven't even finished my first cup of coffee and already am having to process "Michael Wolff and Jeffrey Epstein talked about how Jeff could blackmail Donald Trump"
5 days ago
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Lordy, the northern lights tonight. Easily three clearest I've ever seen them
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1- Pootie Tang 2- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me 3- Nutty Professor II: The Klumps 4- Casablanca 5- The Hottie and the Nottie
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5 days ago
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Recast the character using the same rules as an old sitcom where a main cast member leaves the show. "This is James Bond's sister that we never mentioned before, Jane (Kiera Knightley). Her new codename is 007. She has exactly the same mannerisms but we gave her a slightly different catchphrase"
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6 days ago
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Hilarious football game, 10/10
6 days ago
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If I was on the Edmund Fitzgerald it wouldn't have went down like it did
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The Onion
6 days ago
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
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"No Kings" very much includes Angus King
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6 days ago
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Jane
7 days ago
Chuck Schumer got the boss call from the CEO of Delta telling him that Atlanta was down to 25% capacity ahead of the holidays and now you’re gonna pay 4x for health insurance.
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Jonathan Cohn
7 days ago
Just thinking again how Democrats asked people to accept short-term suffering in order to give space to prevent long-term, worse suffering and then said, "Thanks for suffering in the short-term. You'll get to suffer long-term too so that our Thanksgiving plans don't get disrupted."
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Mr Targeted Harassment
7 days ago
Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
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Ok fuck chuck schumer, don't stop calling and faxing these gargoyles until they make a business decision to cave to us instead of the GOP. Time for a vibe shift, here's some cool photos from the last roll of Portra i shot
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It's a little unfair to criticize the Schumer deal as "getting nothing in return" when you realize one of their main objectives is making sure that liberal voters remain conditioned to never expect things from them so that nobody is demanding healthcare next time they're in charge
7 days ago
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Bold move from Chuck Schumer to take an intentional safety to lose the game at the buzzer for no apparent reason. It will be interesting to see how this helps our playoff chances
7 days ago
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Can I get a bear down in the chat? 🐻⬇️
7 days ago
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Free character idea for anyone looking for a new bit: a play on those right wing Rage Against the Machine fans who get upset when they find out that Tom Morello has left wing politics, but it's an atheist learning some uncomfortable truths about a christian rock band that they think wails
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Dan of the Year
7 days ago
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Tony Damiano
8 days ago
youtu.be/5X-SO8gAH8A?...
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Fall in IC
7 days ago
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foot ball (cold)
8 days ago
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Some pictures I took today where I framed out the Big Noon eyesore
9 days ago
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Walking around the Big Noon set, have to be very careful so I don't accidentally step on portnoy
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11 days ago
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It's genuinely very funny that the GOP spent many hysterical years desensitizing everyone to this attack just to make sure nobody cared when it happened for real
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11 days ago
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Peter
12 days ago
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
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If tonight taught us anything it's that all the crybaby pundits were completely wrong and Bluesky *IS* representative of the electorate
12 days ago
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It's genuinely kinda sad that Cheney punched out before he had a chance to see the exit polls first think of the content we could have had
12 days ago
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Dark Woke begins tonight. Republicans and Cuomo supporters have 48 hours to report to their nearest reeducation camp for 4 semesters of mandatory gender studies and critical race theory. We can do this the easy way or the hard way 🫵
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12 days ago
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Better Things Are Possible
12 days ago
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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Better Things Are Possible
12 days ago
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
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I just voted but I was too shy to ask for a sticker so you're not getting a selfie
12 days ago
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Zohran no!
13 days ago
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Linda Cardellini is the mental patient from Good Burger
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13 days ago
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I'm not trying to be shitty but Zohran is the democratic nominee, why does the law of "vote blue no matter who" only apply if you need to guilt people into supporting a bigot?
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