explaining a helper to an american: imagine a hamburger

explaining a helper to an american: imagine a hamburger

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went to a game one time i think i was seven or eight and we were right behind the net and the visiting team’s goalie was named butt and whenever it would get quiet this guy like ten rows back would yell HEY BUTT YOU STINK

I saw a tiktok about the « shoot it » guy at hockey games and that type of dude saying things out loud is how I learned the rules and what to look for as a kid. hockey needs the « shoot it » guys

never kys

shout out to the old man blasting cigs in the parking lot

bought 5lbs of frozen red potatoes at the costco business center who want me?

trumping on that shit sloppy style

made myself angry and sad so now I can’t sleep

sound up

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my calorie deficit says yogurt but my heart says 1 dozen potstickers

seeing the first rainbow must have hit so hard

starting to think rich people might be the bad pedophiles they tell us about

"not all people who sexually abuse children are pedophiles, most are family members" yeah that's a pedophile dumbass

at least it wasn’t the Habs score I guess

lmfao

mlse partnering with the wwe is really gross and I may need to find a new team.

I miss my cats so much (staying for ot at work)

LET THE GOALIE FIGHT

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

guy who finally decides today he has enough information to conclude donald trump is a pedophile

cross checking mcdavid in the face is something

the Anaheim coach yelling « it was a high stick fuck off » is so like me

Aurora color guide! What creates the different shades? Different atoms getting "excited" at different altitudes The bright reds are a sign of a particularly intense event

I am back to being friends with Minnesota

Hey if you see this and hate musk then donate to trans people who need mutual aid

ancient humans making animal species extinct by winging atlatl darts at them from range is so much cooler than modern humans making animal species extinct by building data centers. washed species

tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis

OH I forgot to tell you all I did six (6) reps on bench at 135lbs (61.4kg) at the gym today

all my cookies stuck together ;-;

all these Veterans Day memorials at the games where they show the 102 year old like he’s being honored and papa has no idea what’s going on. he is a&ox1

I’m fine with that Domi penalty

disgusting goal from the Wild lol

seriously considering turning off the Leafs game to watch the Sharks instead because that first period was pathetic

FINALLY A SHORT HANDED GOAL

about to be pissed off

tonight I am (still) enemies with boston and now minnesota

I just caught a fly with my bare hands and fed it to my Venus fly trap who want my goth ass

I found a silver quarter

279% Usury was once considered a sin

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

what is really pissing me off is just the lack of creating offensive chances. like look at this shit! they just aren’t going to the other team’s net and we’re getting our shot and it’s honestly fucking annoying to watch in real time

10/10 take. No notes.

Nylander hatty???

a man cut me off in traffic then made obscene gestures at me while filing me and followed me to work.