who’s got the current knockoff jersey website?

spending the rest of my life with a man. jack in the box tacos in the parking lot in sparks, nv

happy 13th birthday to the birthday girl!!!

this is the farthest I’ve ever lived from home and honestly I’m flabbergasted that this place doesn’t have a wienerschnitzel or hot dog on a stick. not to stereotype my new home but I think that a hot dog centered restaurant would do great here

poopy pooped in his carrier :/

texting my mom about the cats along the way

last time eating in n out as a California resident

their only post is to me about my tits. this is deranged please report them

them: this edible ain’t shit them 20min later:

in one week I’m doing the scariest thing I’ve ever done in my life

my pronouns are officially RN/BSN

had a dream about donuts being arranged to depict the jfk assassination

I’m so anxious

Neolithic hedgehog sculpture

my chud son wants my dinner

"I'm afwaid I just bwue myself"

hypothetically what if someone was moving across the country, how would they do that?

you have something on your face

yea I have WMDs* W Mommy Milkers D s

you have something on your face

flared base

back up in it I GUESS

🐈‍⬛ 🐈

president xi have you tried a philly egg roll sir

had to go back home today and I’m so fucking sad.

I made a lasagna

now we got a series. wild won 5-1

myspace selfie before the wild game tn

going to go to the g spot while I’m back in MM next week.

now THATS a scrum

if I were sidney crosby I’d just throw my bubble butt around and knock dudes over

I was curious as to what it would be without the loser points

Suck my dick Boston

Poopy is so thin and idk what to do to help him get weight on

join or shit your pants bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/2...

guy who keeps mixing up a k cup and a diva cup

manifesting for the Buffalo Sabres game tomorrow #sabrehood