president xi have you tried a philly egg roll sir

had to go back home today and I’m so fucking sad.

I made a lasagna

now we got a series. wild won 5-1

myspace selfie before the wild game tn

going to go to the g spot while I’m back in MM next week.

now THATS a scrum

if I were sidney crosby I’d just throw my bubble butt around and knock dudes over

I was curious as to what it would be without the loser points

Suck my dick Boston

Poopy is so thin and idk what to do to help him get weight on

join or shit your pants bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/2...

guy who keeps mixing up a k cup and a diva cup

manifesting for the Buffalo Sabres game tomorrow #sabrehood

manifesting for the Buffalo Sabres game tomorrow #sabrehood

nothing matters

paying my taxes using a credit card so they can give it to isr*el to bomb children because I live in a third world country

costco changed their hotdog I’m going to throw myself in the river

going to make a broodwich

american suburban audiences going to see the 90th disney movie about how the rich are killing the earth (they will never reflect on the plot. it has grossed $12.8 trillion globally)

pussy so good turned him into vincent price

alex convinced me to try putting tuna in my mac and apparently their mom was delighted knowing that I enjoyed it 🥹

got the big sads™ tonight lol

my wisconsinite (derogatory) bf has never taken a milk bath #fakemilkfan

I’d est this whole thing tbh

fake olive garden because when you’re here fuck you

ok I won’t ever speak ill about it he two screen experience again.

wow I can’t believe that tRump had the brave robert mueller killed

bought a new game it’s pretty good

bought a new game it’s pretty good

You’re a fucking rube if you think anyone from the Trump administration is quitting out of protest they’re just rats leaving a sinking ship.

netanyahu looking up at us from hell while running a train on dick cheney with john mccain while ronald reagan watches from the cuck chair

I was at the mall buying a new carry on bag and an associate said "wasn’t your husband just here he said he’d send his wife back" and I could not stop the audible "EW NO" that left my lips. my husband would NEVER send me to do a task they could easily do themself

This is a Steely Dan song

with every bad thing that's happening right now children are getting the absolute shit end worst of it

my thoughts watching the leafs play this season

should I get a septum piercing?

I made 4 dozen cookies on Thursday in anticipation of someone visiting me

I’m trying to find that meme of the red haired lady and the guy all encased in plastic meme

USA USA USA SUCK MT DICK CANADA