You’re a fucking rube if you think anyone from the Trump administration is quitting out of protest they’re just rats leaving a sinking ship.

netanyahu looking up at us from hell while running a train on dick cheney with john mccain while ronald reagan watches from the cuck chair

I was at the mall buying a new carry on bag and an associate said "wasn’t your husband just here he said he’d send his wife back" and I could not stop the audible "EW NO" that left my lips. my husband would NEVER send me to do a task they could easily do themself

This is a Steely Dan song

with every bad thing that's happening right now children are getting the absolute shit end worst of it

We really do need to hammer home reducing police budgets and using them to bolster teacher salaries immediately. The fact we have these massive goon squads playing candy crush all day at their jobs meanwhile teachers are having to get second incomes is frankly embarrassing as a rich country.

my thoughts watching the leafs play this season

should I get a septum piercing?

I made 4 dozen cookies on Thursday in anticipation of someone visiting me

I’m trying to find that meme of the red haired lady and the guy all encased in plastic meme

USA USA USA SUCK MT DICK CANADA

3v3 ot should not exist. When it’s important, play 5v5. When it’s not that important, ties are fine.

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Yes, hi, do you have Prince Andrew in a can?

4chan.gov

made one of the best decisions of my life and had an amazing weekend

would you rather vote for Trump (D) Newsom (R)

Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video

my friends: lioness, how’s dating going? dating:

my friends: lioness, how’s dating going? dating:

🎶 the cum police the live inside of my head the cum police they cum to me in my bed the cum police they’re cumming to arrest me, oh no 🎶

I told my coworker regarding wants the patriots to lose more « I just don’t respect New England » and they were seriously confused and wanted a follow up and eventually I had to tell them « man, it’s just a joke I’m just shit talking »

looking at each other like

looking at each other like

friday vibing

I think I might be burnt out

want to know how I got these scars?

going to owe on taxes this year

do you fuck with the goo?

many people aren’t asking this

oops made myself nauseous from anxiety

Jair Bolsonaro after stubbing a toe in the shower

have you ever said "donald duck picked his butt all the way to pizza hut"? I was talking on the phone and just said this to who was "nonplussed" about me saying that.

a tale of two shrimps

I’m feeling hopeful for the first time in a very, very long time.

6 straight losses. lol, lmao

them: this edible ain’t shit them 20min later:

my boy 😭

You can’t even call him the lesser evil at this point when he’s doing my everything he can to emulate the greater evil.

it’s kind of swag to have your nation‘s codified first principles be some bullshit like “life liberty and the pursuit of happiness“ like literally good luck in your life bro hope you find happiness bro ✌️

yea I have WMDs* W Mommy Milkers D s

Poopy is having an ultrasound for his stomach issus, his teeth cleaned, and maybe some extractions done today and I’m just very sad because I miss my boy.

listening to the candace owens leaks of erika kirk celebrating the merch sales right after the father of her children was assassinated, and she was moving like this!!!!!

"oh the 'agency', hey fellas, the 'agency', la di da mr. french man" "well what do you call it?" "detective hole"

What devs want vs what this website is actually for

many such cases

Big news that I'm delighted to no longer be keeping a secret: Next week I join @wired.com as a senior writer! As everyone knows, this is a top-tier publication and indispensable record of digital life today. I'll be covering internet culture in all forms, as I have for almost 15 years now.