would not blink if I saw this in a waiting area for a pediatrics practice

They should make a sequel to Saturday Night about the time an 80-year-old grandmother won a contest to host SNL

Extremely foggy morning. Just got on a normally very busy bus but i’m the only rider. So i guess this means i’m dead. Greetings from the underworld

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Lonnie Johnson, NASA Engineer. Inventor of the Super Soaker. 🔫🫡💦

I’m playing BG3, just a few captured hours at a time, and I’ve never had such a disconnect between my experience of a game and everyone else’s. Maybe its cuz I’m on a console but its such a slog.

crazy that the website that I randomly decided to put together at 10AM yesterday has had over 25k unique visitors in 24 hours. please keep sharing with your networks.

My democratic rep told me ICE keeps hurting his constituents so I asked how many constituents he has and he said he just goes to actblue and asks for more donations to do nothing so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding his constituents to murderers and then my phone lit up asking for a donation

SHELVED BY GENRE awakens far below the Misty Mountains, and with riddles and talking eagles and exploding pine cones, the hosts continue their discussion of THE HOBBIT! Also, we learn so much about what Tolkien thought of airplanes. rangedtouch.com/2026/01/16/t...

You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.

People: Do something! Politicians: (do nothing) People: (do something) Politicians: Do nothing!

Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer

Matthew Broderick walking into a development meeting, writing LADYHAWKES on a white board, turning the S into a $, smiling expectantly, and being thrown out

After ICE agents shot people in Minneapolis tonight, a crowd faced them down and eventually chased them away, despite federal mercenaries and police shooting a tremendous amount of tear gas. ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.

Some ICE vehicles got taken and a streamer is saying that the entire MPLS city wide battle plan, operational overviews, tactical details and agent lists + id info just got found in the car lmao these clowns driving around with hatchbacks full of their whole shit like the villains in an immersive sim

Hey Bill! I made it into a website now standwithminnesota.com

PS even if you don’t have any $ to donate right now, sharing this list far and wide would help greatly! ⬇️

BREAKING: James Rodden, an ICE prosecutor who the Observer identified last year as the operator of an X account that posted “America is a White nation," “‘Migrants’ are all criminals,” and apparent praise of Adolf Hitler, appeared to be back at work Tuesday. www.texasobserver.org/ice-prosecut...

Oh, so it’s okay for Seth Meyers to regularly do “Day Drinking” on his show, Dokoupil can’t have one set where Pete Hegseth will feel welcome?

fish should be sold in cuts the way red meats are. give me cod t-bones. yes, i’d like half a pound of trout butt

One time my dad's friend came over when I was like 11 and I was in the living room just reading a Dilbert anthology cover to cover, and my dad's friend was like "Why are you reading every strip in that Dilbert anthology? You're not laughing at all" and it was like he lifted a curse off me

Grok, put Greenland in a bikini

THEY ARE NOT AS TOUGH AS THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE. Don’t forget that.

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

Back in the day if you made a show called Dicksucker: Legacy you'd see that fool sucking a dick every week. Nowadays the whole first season is gonna be him working on overcoming his gag reflex just to see him lick the tip in the season finale

I hope they finally tell us what’s up with that dicksucker!

I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.

just found out there's a Butthole Cut of Song Sung Blue where they all have realistic CGI buttholes

i know we live in hell because i just got a sponsored post where a woman used a fake story about ICE to promote a fucking mobile game

every day on this website

This takes two minutes. I just did it, and so should you.

I’ve been saying this!

Hi folks, I'm seeing a lot of "Eyes on Minneapolis" & "We support Minnesota" sentiment. Here's a tangible way you can help: Trump just suspended federal funding for SNAP benefits to Minnesota. Second Harvest Heartland is an MN-based hunger-relief org. Please donate what you can. www.2harvest.org

I've sent my top man for the job

Opening January 16th, it’s “28 Days Later: Part Three — 28 Years Later presents: The Bone Temple, Part Two, a 28 Days Later Story”

Wow, no shit, Laurence

In many Stephen King novels, every character is the Maine character

Hey! I just found out that the orange turd shut off food stamps for Minnesota. With zero notice. I know it’s after Christmas but if you can, find a MN food bank and donate!! Some of them take online money donations! We’re the only ones making sure we make it through this.

ICE is very active in the Minneapolis suburb I'm closest to, and they don't get the same attention and resources as some of the bigger burbs. Can folks boost this and try to get some funds to them?

This is so real, they tried it this morning in Bloomington. They stopped a man, people started honking horns, they split up to fuck with everyone else, which brought more attention and more noise, people got out of their cars and started filming, they left. They're cowards.

When the riot cops pull out their batons, it's for your safety. When they load up the less lethal launchers, it's for your safety. When they choke you with gas and beat you in the face, it's for your safety. When they rough ride you, it's for your safety. It's all for your safety.

This needs to be investigated.

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