Worrying signs that the lambs in the fields around here are developing a gamboling addiction

THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

I did it: I successfully procrastinated all day to avoid writing a cover letter for a much better job! …aw, crud

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He died surrounded by loved ones, assuming he loved wolves.

I've picked up a whole bunch of followers these past couple weeks, it seems, so a reminder that I maintain (irregularly) a big list of Notable Free PC Games. Mostly beefy ones Games are expensive. The economy is terrible. If you've got a halfway functional PC, you WILL find something great in here.

Starting at 8pm central tonight, I spotlight one of the best years for classic alternative & new wave - 1982 by playing 5+ hours of music videos via twitch.tv/djjakerudh Also celebrating the channel’s sixth year anniversary!🎉 Cure/Duran/Depeche/XTC/Siouxsie/Yaz/Clash/Furs/INXS/Church/X/Jam/REM/etc

Gonna go pitch a movie; “John Wick if he were a close-up magician.” All his fights involve sleight of hand, infinite scarves, throwing cards like shuriken. I’m thinking Jack Quaid, maybe we get Daniel Radcliffe as the villain. Intense behind-the-scenes bootcamps of them pulling rabbits from hats

listen to shelved by genre

Hans Zimmer is composing music for Harry Potter. No applause for him.

when mom tells me that we don't wear beanies at the dinner table

They should make new cough drop flavors. Green apple. Kahlua. McDonald’s Hot Mustard

Bit my tongue multiple times last night in my sleep and now I’m on a crusade to find and punish God

Danson! Danson! DANSON! 🎼Ted Danson and Steeeeeen 🎶

Someone in my neighborhood has a big “Trump 2024” banner on the front of their house that wasn’t there before, so i guess not everyone is disgusted with the Iran war

it’s ok wifi, i too am struggling to connect lately

It’s just so, so weird to me that there ever was a Jeremy Renner app, because doesn’t that seem like more of a Bradley Cooper thing?

“Cronkite! Cronkite!” ASH: “President Kennedy has been WHAT?”

This spoken word track—a Canadian newscaster’s commentary on how America helps the world and gets nothing in return—peaked at number 4 on the charts in 1973. It’s largely forgotten now but I wonder how much of it rattles around in the brains of boomers like Trump and informs their attitudes

Maclunkey

I think I’m getting sick. Here’s the thing: I would rather not

He is risen?

The best thing about Easter is that it's the one day a year all crime is legal

SESAME STREET EXEC 1: kids love bright colours, so how about a bunch of humanoid puppets in red, green, blue, orange, yellow SESAME STREET EXEC 2: ooh what if the yellow one had a head like a banana? SESAME STREET EXEC 1: I love it, yes. banana head DIVERSITY HIRE GOTH: there should be a vampire

another world is possible

Hey im not really getting help Im looking at Being homeless in a few weeks But maybe you can save Peanut Idk why we’re not getting saved. It’s so scary

*while holding an action movie protagonist’s spouse and mistress at gunpoint* Which shall it be… your honey or your wife

Reminder: Tomorrow is Easter. If you have cats, do not bring any lilies into your house. At all. They are toxic and will kill your cats. Even just the pollen.

Whoever is in charge of the aux cord at the plasma center decided to put Arcade Fire’s “Rebellion (Lies)” on the playlist. You feeling okay, man? Should you be at work today

It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.

42-year-old Olivia Buckingham claims that she has never felt the need to self-regulate, although she reportedly acknowledges that 33 years is a really long time to have an achy jaw for.

i hate it when people say i "got a nose job." i smell the king's laundry to make sure it didn't get musty and that's honorable work

Neil Armstrong found a stone obelisk inscribed with a glowing Outlook logo. Astronauts aren’t taking Outlook to the moon, they’re taking it back

thank god i found it again

Starting at 8pm central tonight, I present the best of 1981 featuring 5+ hours of classic alternative and new wave music videos. Join me live at twitch.tv/djjakerudh for the artists, songs and albums that would help shape the sound of the ‘80s. Plus the birth of MTV. 📺

This is such a great thread. Social history with stunning covers.

If you haven’t been keeping up with Jonathan Majors, his action movie at Ben Shapiro’s production company is going well. Just a mild case of defenestration inspiring the crew to form a union and the producers calling them all communists. Normal stuff.

Chaco is a UNESCO World Heritage Site, with thousands of archaeological sites in the buffer zone. The management plan they want to use is from 2003, before most of the survey work was done! Scoping comments go on the public record and matter in future legal challenges. Even a short comment counts!

I wanted to be an author, growing up. My kid still rides me sometimes for not following that path. “You gave up on your dream!” And then I see stuff like this, or books with 1-star Amazon reviews b/c they were damaged in transit, and I’m so fucking glad I just became an office worker.

Taking the bus gives me the opportunity to watch what people are doing as they drive. Just passed an ambulance where both people in the front seat were watching vertical videos. I'm sure they weren't transporting a patient but I guess just EVERYONE is brain rotted to hell now

Red States: We are canceling all programs that don't support our theology. Blue States: We're canceling all the same programs, but because they don't support our business school.

Did you know? Thomas Edison only invented movies so he would have a reason to sell his latest invention, “popped corn”

I don’t particularly care about April Fools’ Day but pretty much all I post is jokes, so I guess I can’t post anything today cause I don’t want it to be misconstrued as being an April fools joke. I guess you’re welcome?

Your ol' pal Rowan is fundraising for rent help! Help the worst cat in the world, the best cat in the world, and a pretty okay trans woman with a pretty bad heart condition out! Venmo: venmo.com/u/RowanKaiser Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser