We must attack and dethrone the Burger King. Look for the Hamburger Helpers

scratch n sniff

Commander Keens 1, 3 and 4 are the relaxing Keens. Keens 2 and 5 are the anxiety Keens. Keen Dreams and the GBA one are the depression Keens.

git gudetama

Dog AND Pony Show? In THIS etc etc

The primordial pouch is where kitties store all those little biscuits they make

The Ratline (2026)

Logging on to Bluesky

Forest report carousel

Time to descend into darkness once again

Women only want one thing and it’s

Me: hmm, let’s see what the Daylist has for me. Grunge Metal Cargo Shorts?? Really? RUDE Also me: better go with some Clutch instead Look, I just like having a lot of pockets, okay???

fool me once, fuck everything, i give up

The letters require a 10mm socket to remove and no one has that when they need it most

same tbh

when u need to change ur turkey’s cummerbund

The receptionist at the vet just said “Snack Falcon. Snack Falcon! I love that name! It makes me laugh every time I see it. Can I meet him?” Thanks to @bombsfall.bsky.social for creating such a memorable setting that, years later, we named our food-motivated cats after the bodega and supermarket.

Area Cat DESTROYS Local Woman’s Stomach with Facts, Logic, Claws

Thighbrush Greepwood

oh hey, beautiful

tbh I have never once died in the pit, regardless of the band’s appearance

Bop me on the head like one of your be-scoopéd field mice

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE SKOOMA

Something has bitten the peak of my arch and is itching madly, but I am also incredibly ticklish so I am in hell Anyway, if anyone needs me I’ll be biting down on a rag and running my chainsaw for as long as it takes to cut through a particularly sturdy 9” limb

Flower report, TN Valley Divide edition

ow oof my dusty old bones, full of green dust

Nation’s Top Beef Scientists: Working Hard or Hardly Working?

I AM A PARASITE

Sometimes you’re on a trail and you start to think “Maybe I should have told someone where I was going?” Silence that thought, technology these days will make it easy to piece together your last known whereabouts

They should invent a Beef that falls asleep

🚨🚨🚨URGENT UPDATE🚨🚨🚨

2 weeks ago @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social and I saw a montane unicycler

David Cronenberg’s Mario Kart

This could be us

Some real scummy guys

How rural? Me driving to the grocery store:

this may be the best era for point-and-click adventures since 1991

Jesus JUST left Chicago?? Man, he was supposed to be here an HOUR ago

Hemlock varnish shelf, a fungus invented by Playskool in the 1970s for their wildly popular Raised by Bears playset. #FungiFriends

Pornographic AI Actress Titty Morwood has died

Dear Penthouse— I never thought it would happen to me. I was right, it hasn’t, and never will.

Hark, a rapping near my chamber door Tis some insect at the window, nothing more Then it became louder than before And I opened wide the gotdang door Wood chips abound, both wide and thin Quoth the woodpecker, “I’ll fuckin do it again”

When she says she knows a place

Flower report, Front Range edition

Don’t let anyone ever tell you

Homey don’t not play that the way Homey didn’t used to

Tag yourself, I’m Parallel Inner Antihorizon