ok this is important

Exterior design is my passion

…I should call her

Please, bro, be serious

Hello there, long time no see. Here are some floppy disks I finished today. #pixelart #vaporwave #lofi #retro

There it is, the worst possible tile

Spring is around the corn

Which way, Western Man??

right in the Morrussey

bass pro pyramid scheme

water leeks

🚨 Special Urban Report 🚨 Yumbo Centrum Shopping Maspalomas, Spain

🎶but the moon is eclipsed by the clouds🎶

i’m a simple combination

foaming hand soup

a solar eclipse would hit crazy right now

It’s a Jeep thing, you would totally understand, it’s pretty simple

Computer, enhance!!

Day #127: Miss Piggy (1980)

Compact & Repair me like one of your Access databases

i need this

If you die on the toilet, you die in real life

Nobody told me a new Katamari came out! How am I supposed to roll it up into my life if I don’t know about it???

Am I trying to convince you, or myself?

The U.S. Forest Service documented this vegetation plot near Spirit Lake in 1979—a careful species-level inventory of an old-growth forest. After May 18, 1980, they returned to the same coordinates and put up another marker. Same spot. Different planet.

I’m an inside-out werewolf: a human who becomes the moon and basks in the howls of wolves who can never catch me before daybreak, no matter how fast they run toward the horizon

Waking my cat up at 2am as payback

I can tell I’ve acquired a brainworm by the way it’s been whispering to me all day: “What if it REALLY IS curtains for Zoosha?!?”

To definitively answer the burning question I know has been keeping everyone up at night: Yes, NSO Virtual Boy is compatible with TOOL 10,000 Days. And it looks amazing.

I AM AT ROW 65,537

So I tattooed a potato to my ankle, which was the style at the time

I’m a few years late but I liked it. Sorry, I was sleeping

The 2026 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100

I’m listening to At the Drive-In at the drive-in

Iggy Pop: howls “manuscript replica” twenty times Me: nodding along in comprehension

After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 6:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100

No one is even touching my corn

No seriously why is it such a beefy holiday

You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.

[Me, getting a phone call in the middle of an in-person meeting with company execs]: Sorry, I have to take this, it’s about my radioactive cat

GAME TIME, LFG

DILL.BMF

Okay everybody, time to pre-game*!!! *take some ibuprofen BEFORE doing yardwork

Canadarella has a Fairy Gordmother

Arlo, before and after I say “Hey Arlo!”

All cats are either a Sarah or a Pizza Party

March 1984 Dome-building continues. Hot rockfalls tumble down inside the crater, bright enough to turn the steam pink in this postcard long exposure spot. Down below, the pumice plain sits in silence.

I bought ink and fake parchment paper so I can print the Compendium from a 35 year old RPG, I’m trying very hard to be a wizard