If you hear any noise, it’s just me and the boys

There are dipshits everywhere for those with eyes to see

I do not want to eat it

Fungus etc report

slippery like an ox

waffle raffle

It’s a great day for some beans

When your mayonnaise sillage is woefully intimate

Oubliette is a great word, it sounds like something jello would say if it could speak

Wampeters, foma, AND granfalloons? In THIS bibliography???

BORDS166.BMF

I like when the hills do that

Paranormal Walrus Activity

PA Mystery Zone According to a guy working on the tanks it was found in the scrapyard next door. This is 3 medium format pics stitched together. This is large format, to me. Kodak Gold Mamiya 7 #filmphotography

[extremely pope guy voice] Life is a waterfall We're one in the river And one again after the fall Swimming through the void, we hear the word We lose ourselves, but we find it all [poperock.jpg]

Fuckin rocking out

hey Phoenix Springs What’s, like, your deal??

#CBACBA

Chyron Butterfly

my moral standing is

My beefcake name is Beefcake

This game was lots of fun, a spooky séance mystery at a nicely medium level of difficulty

Cookie Monastery

The culmination of Gilmore Girls' 8 seasons is "chewbacca impregnation"

Fuck a dollar AND a dream? In THIS thugonomy??

Hexagons Laurium, MI

Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.

I simply would not make this choice

substitute creature

Straight up jorking kit

tap tap

c’mon man

foreskin, aftskin

Those Germans are onto something

Nice day for a wide whetting

The Moon is tired and needs a rest

This cat has very little self-preservation instinct. He’s the kind of kid who would go ahead and touch the Cornballer

The Dog Who Cried “WOOF”

I should be more careful

Please, Sally, be serious

Embarking on an arduous journey, testing both my strength and my will to live* *stirring a newly-opened jar of peanut butter

This meeting could have been an exorcism

Better living through cabinetry

Float like a butterknife, sting like a beef

Heat-seeking mistletoe

🎶 my ears are alive / with the sound of tinnitus 🎶