Who is driving? Oh my god, bear is driving! How can that be??

Smurfette Oubliette

A new Tool album already???

The watcher. One of a pack of coyotes I met the other morning while out on the kayak. This one kept a close eye on me from it perch on the cliffs. #mammals 🌿

If you work at the Dream Hotel, I’m so sorry about that trail of Arborio rice leading through all the hallways

jackfruit of all trades

This could be us

De-loused in the fishatorium

This could be us

Localized Panic

Subtly downgrade a band: Nocebo

thaumaturgid

Now Age music

Chicken of the Woods

Samosa has entered the chaat

Tired: I contain multitudes Wired:

mfw the pendulum is already swinging with a terrible certainty that cannot be stopped: 😅

Midwestern Dolly Parton: 🎶Moline, Moline, Moline, Moooooline🎶

crab rangoon cave

Long Beach Dubuque Allstars

40 Hot Dogs to Freedom

Is that a rotten banana in your pocket or are you just unhappy to see me?

resting bufo face

or spell it backwards and he's ron zertnert

H*ck yeah corn!!!

One Of Them Witches

“They” don’t want you to know this, but you’re actually allowed to listen to Sublime when you’re NOT high. You can even listen to Sublime if you don’t smoke weed AT ALL!!

I could really go for a little walkin’-around bread

I swear I just found everything I need The cheese in your cake, the crumbs in your crust Are listening to me Well, I wanna eat it up and swim in it until I drown My moral standing is diving down Nothing quite like the feel of something blue

hey shut up

Theme: #stage #pixelart #pixel_dailies #1bit @pixeldailies.bsky.social

INNEREYE.BMF

Spinal Tap has all of the most correct answers, but I submit for your approval:

Don’t Tell Mom The Dishwasher’s Gross

Takashi Miike’s Ace Attorney …wait

Taurus: The last thing you’ll see is Grimace’s face.

I am precisely “Woke up at 4:30am and ordered a product I learned about from Price is Right ads for same day delivery and then went back to sleep, both so that I can be in good shape to go see Nine Inch Nails tonight” years old

Romulus ET Remus? In HAC oeconomia???

“ow” should be short for “owch”

When someone I don’t follow finally finds the cat I didn’t know they had until it went missing: OH THANK GOODNESS, I was SO WORRIED

volcano hole, sir goony golf, chattanooga, tennessee, chattanooga, tennessee, 1986

commercial buildings, hastings, minnesota, 1981

The robovac’s specs tout its capacity for dust, but what of its capacity for LOVE??

Important announcement:

You should be able to run a report to identify which deities you’ve offended

Battlefield: Microsoft Outlook

No, of courseI don’t think taking it back to the old school makes you an old fool. I think you’re so cool!

People are asking a lot of questions already answered by my “I’d rather be listening to Warp Riders” tshirt. The Chronomancer is real and he’s my nemesis. Yes, obviously because of his hubris. I don’t know what else to tell you.

baklava lamp