I was actually deeply traumatized by Judge Doom dipping that shoe toon in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, so when 9/11 came around I wasn't really that fussed.

My final answer is Keanu Reeves. My runner up spot is Harrison Ford.

Only to watch their cut scenes

Maybe... Keanu Reeves for me? This is not overly thought out but he's my first attempt

If technology doubles productivity, that should have meant, this whole time, that workers only have to work half the hours for the same pay. Technological achievement happens at a human level. Basically another way of saying rich people are stealing everything from you.

All of the radio stuff on Strangers things is.... Suspect

Bullying works

woof, the Sunday Scaries are fierce tonight

Collinsworth and Tirico tonight got a new pronunciation guide.

What the hell is a rolled quesadilla?

Who gives a shit what this loser thinks about any of these things?

Over and over I think back to that scene in The Matrix where Agent Smith said they designed The Matrix to look like the late 1990s because that was the height of human civilization and it seems more true every day.

Wow

Well....good for you slugger! Hope that makes you feel better and consoles all the people who've had their lives turned upside down by the insane shit he and his friends have done

top notch mascottin'

Never let anyone tell you who you are. Write your own story 🙏

The markets are staying afloat right now on the hope that AI will destroy American workers. What a bleak thing. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/b...

if you utilize LLMs you are a class traitor, sorry

The way he spend half the ad explaining how to scan a QR code? Thats pure gold content

I really appreciate that @pbsnews.org ended the interview with this graphic. It captures, in the simplest and starkest terms, the brutal arithmetic driving this country's homelessness catastrophe.

This a perfect Simpsons joke. And unfortunately, also works incredibly well for the Seahawks-Rams rivalry

I forgot Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) became a moral panic in the US!

I thought "how bad could it be?" and well...

Team Homan wins the Women’s Canadian Curling Trials and will represent Canada at the 2026 Olympics! 🇨🇦 #Trials2025

I'd probably burn it to motivate myself to work harder

Our Kraken?!

Huh?

Listen, I was there when the first afghans evacuees got off the plane at Dulles in late July 2021. But a few months later we had nice liberals in the community asking us if they could host a Ukrainian family. "What about Afghan or Congolese?" "Oh, no thanks" Racist fucking country, man

I think I became convinced that most of the United States is an anti-human hellscape when I worked in refugee resettlement. Seeing that Afghan family who went from rural Kandahar to the Red Roof Inn off the interstate. The look on their faces when I dropped them off. Dark fucking shit.

After working with hundreds of young afghans attempting to rebuild their lives in the US, all I can say is that I'm surprised their suffering hasn't gotten national attention sooner. I know a dozen guys with almost identical stories to Rahmanullah. We've fucked them constantly since summer 2021.

How many white GWOT vets airhole their family and then commit suicide by cop every week? Turns out our non-white imperial auxiliaries get PTSD too, but they don't get book deals and an Eastwood movie to make up for it

We're in Pullman (one of my favourite places) and I got to visit by far the most intimate urinal situations I've ever encountered

definitely a tool we should be embracing at every level of education

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

I was pushed to stock and sell Olipop for the better part of 3 years. It's only recently let up. It's not good In the same drink section at the store though I can upon this brand and really enjoyed it. Does have a touch of the fake sweet about it

I accidentally granted Shutterfly access to my full camera roll and now they’re trying to sell me 100 dollar canvas prints of I Think You Should Leave memes

kinda figured I’d get blocked for that so made sure to grab a screenshot for posterity

Randomly thinking about Kevin Mitnick lol

What a wonderful thanksgiving gift.

Mahomes makes an amazing throw, still manages to run like he has to take a massive shit

Futurama per average quality of season

3 years working quick service or take out fast food or coffee in a city

When swiping (reels/tiktoks) took over scrolling through text posts

Desert Storm

Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby