Tears of the Kingdom is one of the greatest games of all time lol

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I swear to god I'm gonna fight those fuckin Leafs #SeaKraken

Sheesh

FINE Paid for the lowest ESPN tier so I can watch the Krakens I'm a degenerate #SeaKraken

when you see unsnatched defeat in the jaws of defeat

I just love perfect Simpsons references. And this one is completely perfect.

If like the Democrats in power I refuse to help at all, do you think people will also donate to me between 5 and 50 dollars? 🥺👉👈

wut

Working theory: the ladies' version of the name "Matt" is "Katie". Ubiquitous enough that you definitely grew up with more than a few, but not significant/determinitive enough to have a memorable fictional character.

Ilhan was about to knock his ass out

There's a looooootttt of pro Russia feelings here tonight

I grew up around a lot of bad ass kids that scrapped and bro's face was about to be swollen shut.

Wearing an Ovechkin jersey with his name on Cyrillic is a choice

olive oil is a legitimate interest

Yeah, this is really it for me. This really sums up everything about the fascist death drive, the utter illiteracy of conservatives driven by nothing but aesthetic, and the unthinking masculinist bravado underlying it all. The male urge to fucking die in a frozen wasteland to own the libs.

imagine if the worst person on earth wasn’t the worst person on earth okay, i’m doing that. now what.

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

Post a gif of your reaction to moderates ever again saying “you’re just overreacting”

I CANAE BREATHE!!!

This couple spoke at the 2020 Republican National Convention and received a pardon from the Republican governor of Missouri.

i was too nervous to eat during the game, bout to have the best tasting quesadilla of my life

I'm so happy lol #Seahawks

SEAHAWKS BY A MILLION

they were, in fact, pretty direct

there’s absolutely no way this is from this year?

Davante Adams has now lost 2 NFC Championship games in Seattle

Fire Gronk into the sun, God he's so fucking dumb

IS THIS REAL

United 3 - 2 Arsenal Kraken 4 - 2 Devils Seahawks 31 - 27 Rams Best sports day for me in a long long long time

“Not sure if that one was catchable”

(thats a penalty if its stafford)

Cooper Kupp and Jake Bobo both scoring with a Super Bowl trip on the line

my stummy hort

Mmm looks like this former dipshit didn't need an "off ramp" or some "there there you former bigot" big tent shit. He realized he was wrong and went to work

Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/

lmfao