Fiona voting for Sam after all that is so funny. Mad as a box of frogs

When I'm at the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter asks me whether I used my time on earth wisely, I will likely not apprise him of the day I spent upwards of four and a half hours solving this enormous Connections Grid

Another selection of the best dril's replies on Threads: +

@edjefferson.com that whole thread is very old man yells at cloud

Just saw an an Instagram reel where some woman was like “this is my recipe for high protein paprika honey chicken”. It was some chicken breast with paprika and honey on it. I mean, I guess

What is going on 😂

You idiots!

re Stephen

I really want to know what Fiona has against Maz. She’s put him up for elimination three times in a row

Delighted to have received a grant from a submerging writers foundation, which supports mid-career authors while they age, procrastinate and feel their early promise ebb away. Grants like this are essential to the production of unmarketable work of limited appeal.

How. In god's name. Is it not possible for me to ***legally*** watch multi award winning drama "The Pitt" in the UK? Is this situation not precisely what NowTV was designed for?

it says here you “feared for your life”?

Stephen’s a liability. Get rid of him

It's only just occurred to me that the guy who plays Eve's husband ISN'T Mike Wozniak

Forgot to mention: this is one of those books where the author describes characters “smoking roll-ups” and, unfairly or no, my gut reaction was ‘this writer never smoked a roll-up in her life!"

I actually am starting to believe these theories that there's a secret extra episode of Stranger Things

yeah here it is

This is, by the way, the funniest show I’ve watched all year. The premise by all rights should be either sappy or edgelord but it somehow walks the tonal tightrope perfectly. Proper PROPER jokes - and lots of em!

mother of god

This looks sick www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqNF...

Stated reading Call For The Dead last night and was delighted to discover it takes place on the fourth of January

This is really making us laugh

the Letterman arc in Louie

Hot take: the pilot’s secret sauce is David Haig

lol

God the Killing Eve pilot is good isn’t it

Rose Ayling-Ellis is so funny on Taskmaster

Woke up this morning with a single thought ringing clear and true throughout my brain: I need to read a Le Carré ASAP

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

Whaaaaaat

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Cryptic crossword thread 2026 starts here

It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

Err

What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam

My full page comic for the @prospectmagazine.co.uk Christmas issue. With sincere apologies.

Best I could do

Fun game

Corridor I ran through the most in 2025:

Most annoying book I read in 2025:

FUNNIEST SHOW WE WATCHED IN 2025

PLEASANTEST SURPRISE OF THE YEAR:

Need to bang out the rest of my beat of 25 fairly quickly

One of the best to ever do it

Sharon Horgan bummed a cigarette off me outside the Groucho. Who cares

The little Pluribus goat 😭

lol why is Murray in the big Will scene. Gelman just lurking in the background looking serious while all the 24 year old child actors emote crying

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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again