ELMER FUDD: ahhhhhwwwaa..... da spice mewange.... found oenwe on da desert pwanet of awwakis

This is how every other country imagines life in America

NEVER DEVIATE FROM SAFETY PROCEDURE.

i looked up the plot for this book and every couple of words is a new punch to the head, i need to read this. Books are so cool.

The definitive millennial song is clearly legend_of_zelda_System_of_a_down(1).mp3

hey gurl i see u drinking from the goblet of shadows

Hmm I don't really like labels, but I guess if you put a gun to my head I'd have to say, labels are fine, I like labels

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

Star Wars: Yoda’s species is unknown. A galactic mystery… Me: No. Yodarian. He’s Yoda the Yodarian. From Yodaria

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

(talking extra loud on the phone so the bus driver can hear) opening night. front row. it's the lion king - do what you have to. (looking at bus driver) get a spare for my buddy the bus driver if you can

welcome everyone to night time! it's dark outside, so you know what that means. switch some lights on, eat a little dinner. check out the tv if time allows. complete all your secret activities before the sun comes up. if you don't get it all done - there's always tomorrow night!

Commentary: The Events Depicted In ‘Star Wars’ Actually Happened To Me

Happy SW day

DEVIL - dashare.zone ADMIN

A huge bird told me

@mayor.nyc.gov: "If you are a Mario Kart fan, government is Yoshi and philanthropy is the Golden Mushroom, that edge we need to beat Bowser on the Rainbow Road. To belabor this metaphor even further, Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario."

I found where they’re conserving you

this happens to me literally every day

"bosch" doesn't sound like the name of a guy who'd make paintings like that. but when you add "hieronymus" to the mix it starts to make sense

Monsters from the original Dungeons and Dragons Book 2 - Monsters and Treasures, and what they get at the gas station.

If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"

A class-action lawsuit has been filed against the Evil Wizard after he negligently distributed a list of all our names and greatest weaknesses to apprentice wizards across the land. By filing a claim you can expect settlement in the range of 3 - 4 copper pieces

me: if z is the length of a slice and a is the area of the pie, then pi(zz)=a PhD advisor: this is what you’ve been working on for three and a half years?

(in the crowd giving Diplo strength during his set) come on Diplo... You got this

Sitting at the banquet table trying to guide a spoonful of soup through the breathing holes of my great helm

You never needed gasoline. That only gave you confidence to get behind the wheel. Your car moved because you believed in yourself

It should be illegal for polymarket to have bets on wars and other important stuff. You should have to bet on events like a big cardboard box filled with loose turtles & strawberries and you have to predict which strawberries each turtle will eat

today is MAR15 which is the day we've all agreed to celebrate the beloved character "Maris" from the television sitcom "Frasier". Everyone should do a doodle of what you think Maris might look like and share it on the computer or telephone

These freaks with their Michael Jackson noses and their joker smiles.

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

this was a real thing and the department of licensing blamed new technology so i’m pretty sure that means they got sold an ai service

it's gotta be crazy for salmon to find out about bears like that

we boopin or boppin whats the move

any of my bros seen the insulindian phasmid ?

obvious viral marketing for Void Beneath Omaha University

(Chuckling while setting my alarm for the morning) I won't know what hit me

Moebius

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.

what ol' darth huffnpuff doesn't know is i'm praying he DOES alter the plan further, back the OTHER way so it's the same as before. best hope there's no god, cape boy, or my ideas go right back in. he'd also be in the clear if god is disinterested or simply prefers the new plan. that one would hurt

nagel guitar nagel guitar nagel guitar *getting louder* NAGEL GUITAR NAGEL GUITAR

This is the painting for my personal project so secret even I don't know all details yet🦟🦟🦟

Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

u shouldnt have to facilitate all that gurl

thats not what my boy white gravy say