I've always admired feline fashion 💜

Meemo n' Gewgaw VS Grambles and the Popper fuck bingo tonight we battle

ME: i just want to feel safe OTHER BANK ROBBER: no you also have to open it

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” —XIV

Art of the day David Altmejd, Hare 2022

I AM NOT TYPE A OR TYPE B! I AM SOMETHING UNKNOWN TO MAN!!!! MY MBTI PERSONALITY TYPE IS IDGAF! I DO NOT HAVE AN ASTROLOGICAL CHART BECAUSE I SIMPLY APPEARED ONE DAY

A blessed winter solstice to you all!! This season of cold rest will continue, but as the light returns, may we all prepare ourselves for quiet growth and gentle steps out from under the snow.

Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans

You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

Billy the Mom and Billy the Dad were twins

Treason for the Season

You know who you are. You have blasphemed against the god of gay and broken every commandment in the homosexual Bible. You have been demoted to bisexual.

wishing y'all a very merry christmas filled with feasting and fun!

Chemosynthetic life found in deep-sea-floor crystallized methane mounds [via @sciam.bsky.social] 🧪🥼🌊🦐 "Known as the Freya hydrate mounds, [they] act like a “frozen reef,” a haven for creatures [] evolved to live in [such] environments" www.scientificamerican.com/article/biza... #methane #mounds

Bluesky! Are you jeeriatrics or cheeriatrics? Spread the love today! Even to the drivelers. Or get smote. He knows where you live.

If your Christmas countdown isn't at zero this morning, I'm sorry but you messed up somewhere

God give it a rest ye merry gentlemen

Cornel Pufan Turnu Severin Romania, 2012

Out with the old and in with the new, but it’s just my digestive system.

Who or what is Nincom

giving everyone a painting that says “fresh hot soup” to hang in their bathroom

This was a lot of fun! This episode let me hit all my favorite topics: Hey That’s My Fish, Win Lose Banana, the GIPF Project, holiday board games, and Eize Basa. Thank you so much to Tom and Kenny for having me on!

Glutamate is the primary molecule that neurons use to communicate with each other. Previously, scientists have mostly recorded when neurons fire output signals, but now with a new glutamate indicator, they can record the many inputs that causes cells to fire. 🧵 #neuroskyence

Are you in trouble? I think you're in trouble. Polite cat owners know. The yoghurt one took me out.

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

It's turning out to be bad that almost no one understands what actual research is. Like, too many people have no idea how *hard* it is to produce new knowledge. (I've said this before. I'm going to keep saying it.)

billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull interviewer: incredible

Changing all my henchpeople's names to Jib due to financial issues

Taking my henchpeople to Disneyland because it's the only place with a bort enough selection to get them all their own personalized keychain.

Time verifiably changes pace when you're listening to music. Several trials have been run that all say the same thing. Your subjective experience of time speeds up when there's music playing.

Went down the hare hole navigating a curious kink phenomenon I noticed on here. I see so very many male furries posting but virtually no bio women at all. 4 comparatively legit surveys later it looks like furdom is around 75% male.

Did the patriarchy called women "toots" back in the day because it's the last name of the word prostitutes or because of all the farting

We should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts up for 24 hours

Santa Claus and the grinch have the same donors. Open your eyes

Eulogies are just goth stand-up.

Borders are useless when the enemy is within

Shoup later lost his mind convinced that Santa was trying to steal his “fluids”

so now crime dog, macduff crimes dog. he is saying for kids: you must go make bites in crime? or threats to the child so, crack deal, smashing of store, stabs, on on on, make plans for my big bite? this.. no. even bad burglaries child of filth life, smiles to filth, best crime macdog MUST obey, 100%

At this time of the year it's just about time for SHARING A RANDOM OLD PICTURE OF A PICTURE TIME 30ish from the duster but hard to pinpoint since I was SO FUCKING HIGH

when i eat too much tylenol

Greese Withers-poon is my least favorite celebrity name

In Plato's discourse the elephant stands for the sum of all knowledge but the cave is a metaphor for your butt.

Her violent eyes darken to a deeper shade of bloop stealing his focus like a pickpocket with tourettes

Balls to the wall to wall war on your soul

Select [1] 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧 to interact with >you select 𝐆𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧 (inflicts 10 damage to your psyche) >you select 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧 (your antics get you both thrown in the snake pit)

Enhance your Boba with the power of protein.. Caviar Clamato!

This holiday season turn every henchman to a henchfriend with our violence edition fruit basket

Christmas hits different during the holidays