"I wish this wall looked like me" - Inventor of the mirror

Delve into the Japanese art of Kintsugi with artist Aki Motoyama. Kintsugi is the Japanese art of repairing broken pottery by mending breakage with urushi lacquer, mixed with powdered gold, silver, or platinum. Thursday, March 12 at 5:30PM at the Downtown Library. https://aadl.org/node/664921

Horse girl soldiers prance at the double

Amish bumper sticker horse butt tattoo

if youre paying for a subscription or license to play a game, watch shows and watch movies, its called rentertainment

Ass pickles sprout like claws from the gutter sparkle brightly from the cold blue moon

Morning.

My brother buys stupid shit. This isn't an example of that.

Recipe for Normal Water 1 cups hot water 1 cups cold water Pour ingredients in bowl and stir until well combined

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

The Gen x urge to luft 99 balloons

…and that is why you should eat more chicken

They're made of metal it tests your mettle but we call them medals and other reasons the Olympics suck

In the military when the drill instructors say "sound off! I can't hear you!" has anyone ever tried turning the sound back on?

Flying on a paper airplane all the way to the paper moon

In ancient scientific notation amen is spelled siamese twin

ME: *flawlessly performs Kate Bush's iconic dance from her Wuthering Heights video COP: Ok so now we'll do MY field sobriety test

happy ash wednesday

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Having a bad hair life what kind of staples work on an astroturf toupee

Why be part of the problem when you could be all of the problem

My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.

Expectations are a scam fueled by big history

The only character stats that matter in an RPG:

It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea

I am proud to present our recent #neuroethology paper on #magnetoreception in #ants today on the #InternationalDayofWomenandGirlsinScience where all authors are #WomenInSTEM @chiaratenne.bsky.social 🤩👩‍🔬🧪🧠🐜🧭 Thanks to @sfb1372.bsky.social for featuring our research in a video 🤩 doi.org/10.1007/s003...

I guess you could say I’m attracted to a persons soul. I want to collect them and keep them in my soul orb.

Vas Deferens is Latin for "vast difference" as it is a structure entirely dissimilar to every other in the human doodle

Imagine being maga and paying for a Kid Rock show and finding out there are no kids

frustrated detective: i’m starting to think maybe i did it

they should make a drug that makes steam come out of your ears even when you aren't mad

#Antique Watches, Cameras, and Medical Equipment Morph Into Meticulous #Steampunk #Spiders by Peter Szucsy #art More information and photos of his amazing art are found here: www.thisiscolossal.com/2020/11/pete...

LMAO

simultaneously containing one multitude

Will I understand this Super Bowl if I haven’t seen the first fifty-nine

there should be a type of emotion that feels good

LOGGING ON

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Glum kids on a bare slope love to see me roll up with a bucket of gravel marked “emergency scree”

I’m the only person in this elevator who isn’t afraid to talk about the real issues

BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days

NICE

18 days til the 3rd anniversary of my being completely over her.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 32% full.

hobby idea: see what's over there

*Groundhog Day pitch meeting* You know how some rodents are clairvoyant?

Furthermore, there are four dominant bacteria that surround the trees roots acting as its gut, and THEY ARE THE SAME DOMINANT FOUR AS IN THE HUMAN GUT.