I was told I look really young and have a baby face by the young girl checking me into the building my therapist is in and I think I don't need to go to therapy any more.

My brain 6 hours after a social interaction

"Great at flirting" as a military skill

I think the opossum should be the symbol of the e-cargo bike.

Flower post

see what makes it so sad is that it's actually a meta-story about how little time Hemingway spent with his own kids as babies, such that he thought babies spent a lot of time wearing shoes

A lot of people don't realise this but in the UK we have to replace our Prime Minister every two or three years or else the rights revert back to Marvel

I think I hauve TB

On week 3 of coughing and I'm still discovering new muscles to pull.

do you think the clam that ariel ripped open to make a bra could also talk, or

My neighbor told me a cat keeps eating his british prime minister so I asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the commons and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to a cat and then his daughter started crying.

happy Father’s Day, everyone even if you’re not technically a dad, take a minute today, open the hood of your car and frown intelligently at the engine it’s your day

Cool. Great name.

hey ash, whatcha playin? ash voice: ᶠᵉᵐᵇʷᵒʸ ᶠʷᵘᵗᵃ ʰᵒʷˢᵉ

A front loading washer that "feeds" the clean/ wet clothes to the dryer. It doesn't *need* to do it like a mother bird feeding her chicks but I think some people would in to that.

Hope everyone is having a great pride month!

No one understands how tired of a lady I am. 😩

"The problem with the internet is anonymity" ok but people on nextdoor are insane next to their full name and address

Okay, I admit Ozempic has made me lose my taste for human flesh.

My sister wrote a microstory about my painting. I added it to the painting because it is not incomplete without it. I plan to price this one high enough I get to show it off but won't actually part with it. 😆✨

Wow that spider has freakishly long and slender legs. Lets call it daddy

Well sure I work at the consent factory but in a different department than where they actually manufacture the consent. I’m on a whole other floor.

Should I run for mayor of my city? Y/N?

"Le cycliste", 2025, aquarelle sur papier minimaliste, 2025, Mohsshin Amghar, Bruxelles.

Emerging Luz https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/19717

I appreciate how people are conducting themselves here

How Would You Get a Small Cylinder (5.1in Length, ~4.5in Girth) Unstuck From A Mini M&Ms Tube Filled With Butter And Microwaved Mashed Banana. Coming to movie theatres Spring 2028.

Your last saved image is your mental state ( I saved this for the next time I'm on my period, but I am currently on my period, so it fits.)

I may have eaten too much corn for a person of my size.

At the reflecting pool and guys this doesn't look right

Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure. Take 44 seconds and watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rB...

Using the word "gingerly" as in "like a ginger."

No one talks about jezzball and I think that's because it's called jezzball but I think about it anytime I need to move though a crowd and I need to pay attention to multiple people going different directions. This is the only game that taught me real life skills.

Totally unrelated but this skeet reminded me that a guy spent five years making a stop-motion version of the Sabotage video by hand and finally finished it a couple weeks ago.

it's not illegal to be nude in portland if you're doing it as part of a protest so in our family the rule is if you're nude in the yard you have to periodically yell LEVITATE THE PENTAGON which i'm hoping the boys retain instinctively lifelong

I'm on my period

Playing Pokemon: Scarlet Letter

Right where I want to be: hitting the load more plans button.

The Audacity of Ope -a Michigander

men are so eager to find the line where it becomes acceptable to rape women. they are so eager to loudly declare that women's right to not be raped is CONDITIONAL and can be REVOKED. if they can revoke it for obviously evil women, they can revoke it for anyone.

one of my favorite recurring subplots in housing discourse is NIMBYs talking about any major dev project like it’s a form of settler colonialism and meanwhile actual indigenous people are like “we are going to build the biggest apartment buildings you have literally ever seen”

Brief rant: Yes it's cool that Brunson took less money so the Knicks could build a champion under the salary cap. But he shouldn't have *had* to. Salary caps are just tools billionaires use to suppress wages, and no one gets upset because the labor (pro athletes) make so much money. 1/5

You know what it feels like when you're really tired? Can someone come feel me and tell me if I'm tired?

She's so pretty

[to the tune of "let the bodies hit the floor"] Let the body keep the score

I can't decide if I want DayQuil or NyQuil. Do I need more nap?

oh hey, happy pride month 👋 🏳️‍🌈

This guy showed up in Despicable Me 4 and my 8yo said "look, it's Gregor."

most sharks never stop swimming because they are haunted by past mistakes and if they pause for even a moment grief will overwhelm them