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Yuri. Yaoi. YIMBY. Boy mom. Ur dad. 42. MI→VA. Love → building on fire.
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Craigslist, missed connections: It was the corner of 1st and Main, we almost crashed into each other on our bikes. Would you like to try again?
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My most recent replies if you find any of them useful/ want to use them: -Add it to the flag -This is cake -That's why it's a carcinogen -Hot
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Nancyinthelibrarywiththechainsaw
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Asked the 3yos what was happening here and one said "he's gonna eat that dog."
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Mojave Midnights
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need to make everyone in San Francisco watch this video every morning and every night
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The Heart-Breaking Work of Tidying Up
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BooBooKitty
2 months ago
Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
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KPDH is important because I got to teach my kid what epaulettes are at a very young age.
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Josiah Hawthorne
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The Other Happy Place
2 days ago
Ahahaha this is cute
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drug doc
2 days ago
Roses are red Violets are blue You’re somehow a knockout And a wild-type, too 🧪 🧬
#ScienceValentines
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Found them
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What if it happened on Valentine's Day? 💘
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Misty
2 days ago
Hahahahaha winter Olympians are so metal. Just two weeks of speed, chaos, and vibes.
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daniju_attart
2 days ago
Happy Valentine’s Day!
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All of my skeets are about fire and that's probably because I'm so cold. It is freezing in Virginia and we are not used to it. I have not developed the appropriate fat patches.
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Stella
2 days ago
ME: Guess I’ll eat breakfast MY BRAIN: Sex ME: What MY BRAIN: Sex have it ME: That’s not a breakfast MY BRAIN: Sex breakfast ME: I’m not— MY BRAIN: Have sex women make you breakfast ME: There’s no— MY BRAIN: Sexual lesbian breakfast with woman gay little moan 8:27am sex 4k photorealistic ME: ok
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Set Fire to the [redacted]
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof
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There are worse crimes than burning books, one of them is not reading them. -Ray Bradbury (also me, setting the shelves and shelves of children's books we have acquired on fire)
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Jehovah's Witnessed?
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pony pony huckabuck
3 days ago
this one is NOT pornography. it is SFW. and it is incredibly funny. arrested development could not have deployed a federal redaction in a funnier way
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
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Blue sky nice ghost
3 days ago
Can an indie darling thrive in the presidency. Let's find out
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Chise
3 days ago
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪
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People are asking if she has a go fund me. I want to know if she has a ring.
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Daniel J. Willis
3 days ago
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Yesterday I saw someone with a license plate from Ohio and a license plate frame from University of Michigan and I feel like that person lost a bet.
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
over 1 year ago
if I had a boss I would simply jump on their head three times to defeat them
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Do I really have to move my drafts from my weird little file on my phone to bluesky? I should probably either post them or set them on fire.
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Marjorie James Keenan
5 days ago
everyday is hump day for Sisyphus
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Every time I see my kid wear his Sonic the Hedgehog sweater - which he chewed through the sleeve of - I think about the Japanese art of kintsugi.
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Some alarms and some surprises
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What is the extinction coefficient of black mold? Real quick.
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sam
6 days ago
I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”
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No surprises, husband just accused me of not occupying reality. Only took him 18 days.
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I would have rather been asked what gay meant
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Clarkisha Kent
7 days ago
Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.
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Rebuilding from first principles
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
6 days ago
I mean technically yes but they still did 9/11 so 🤷♂️
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Five things I like, and you should also Art museums Poetry of John Ciardi Floorplans Election transport chains Bruises
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amy brown
7 days ago
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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Ozma
7 days ago
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
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The older I get, the more children I have, the more cake I have.
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Keith Decent
8 days ago
Them: you better not be back on ur bushshit Me, rollin in:
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Stella
8 days ago
I need some her/she kisses
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Happy Owl Day to all who celebrate.
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Debbie
9 days ago
Everyone please enjoy a clip of Yuma Kagiyama doing his best dance moves with Snoopy. h/t to this account at the bad place
x.com/snoopykagiya...
#MilanoCortina2026
#FigureSkating
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