Hottie with a body, looking for a hottie with a truck and a couple of shovels and some garbage bags

here u go u sickos

Still the best film adaptation of the Odyssey

RIP to everyone banned by the mods for their hubris but I'm different. and better. maybe even better than the mods

"The Body Keeps the Score" is like "Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat" in that if you hear the title and a one sentence description that's basically all you need to know.

Independent ladies need to have more faith in themselves.

I, don’t know, maybe we should just burn it all down and start over? “Ma’am this is a Wendy’s… I’ll let you in the back door. The matches are in the supply closet on the left.”

your post broke the rules. you said AI is not magic. you now have 73 strikes, meaning of course you get a 12 hour ban. you can appeal this ban if you acknowledge the white south african farmer genocide

Satanic Panic Dream Girl

Actually, “Frankenstein” is the name of the novel.

I love him.

for the record i did not know the met gala was happening today and thought everyone was super psyched about this cool turkey

These are the two dresses I liked from the met gala. All dressed should have at least two sets of wings or two extra sets of hands.

Liquid courage and it's just me having my anxiety meds compounded to be bubblegum flavored.

My husband told me he had a dream that I was trying to murder him and it turns out it was a dream of me trying to drive away when he was telling me a boring story. And i think those two things are equivalent to him.

very cool they made a pro sports league based on Heated Rivalry

This all smacks of gender I say as I turn the Strait of Hormuz into the Strait of shit

Ranking my favorite moots in order of bite strength

people who aren’t from here always talk shit about giardiniera like, “uh NYC has relish, too, GO KNICKS BABY” and “isn’t that just vegetable plant sweepings fermented in oil?” and “if it’s so good, how come it doesn’t have a green M&M sex-food mascot?” well, sit the fuck down, people in group #3

Tfw I said too much and haven't said enough

Pasta, pizza, bruschetta

Manic panic dream girl.

The Metamorphosis is, first and foremost, a story about workers rights.

Should I read my 8yo kafka's metamorphosis? We forget to get a new chapter book from the library.

All Crystals are my friend. No matter how they spell it. We are all almost exactly the same age. I would like us all to hang out.

This goes the same for student housing.

buses, e-bikes, EVs

We see shiny white skulls and imagine that that's how they were in ancient times. Actually, ancient skulls usually had eyes and noses and weird colourful mosaic scales.

we have achieved a ganache that gets sad when it hears a specific kind of dog bark and doesn’t know why

Some people say we don’t build beautiful things anymore and, like, lol. Motherfuckers, we built this:

They re-enacted Red Dawn and seized control of the state government

Microdosing an ice plunge by spending too much time in the cold room.

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

I started singing the Canadian national anthem to my 8yo who had never heard it before and this was his reaction

Me and my kids when they are sick:

My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.

Charlottesville used bookstore’s got game

It's a mess in there

It's mother fuckin corn season

This is what I say when I meet new people.

Tariffs on Mexican tomatoes + a freeze event in Florida led to a tomato shortage described as, and I quote “EXTREME/ACT OF GOD” by this week’s produce alliance report, available here producealliance.com/wp-content/u...

Can't stop singing this to the theme of the Muppet Show

The Persistence of Memory, by Salvador Dalí, 1931, 📸 by David Ramos

Oh no. I think I called Virginia a state yesterday at a very important meeting about intersections.

The tonsils are the brains of the throat.

Some days I get all my fiber from the wood pulp they use on shredded cheese. Please respond.

Their fuzzy coats 💛