Honestly we’ll all be able to enjoy this much more when the US and England are both out of it

Apparently there’s still a window to learn the lesson now instead of November, can we just be done with this guy?

"Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"

more money than god and the best they could come up with was “just&t married”?

*nodding solemnly with full comprehension* yes, I see. there’s a special kind of kid who can’t play sports or go to the bathroom

feels like a huge loss for the journalism industry that nobody has dropped acid at the great american state fair and blogged about it yet

James Taylor’s original lyrics to “Fire and Rain” were pretty different and I’m glad he kept working on them.

Damn maybe JD Vance is right about Europe

MAR

I don’t mean this to sound harsh, but I think America needs a break from Walton Goggins

once again

Even the roughest of seasons can be saved by a Sarah Langs wheeeeeeeeeee! against your arch rival

Sincerely who is supposed to care that James Carville is mad

I love our big dumb city

In honor of his apparent victory: @bradlander.bsky.social eats a hot dog on the Cyclone

last night I talked to someone who was an arborist and they said they didn’t like trees all that much and were more into prairies. And I started thinking “people really are complicated” right as the person next to me launched into a cartman impression

Washington DC sees NYC its democratic socialist mayor and raises it a 21st century ninja turtles program

my god, it's real

Scottish soccer fans in town for the World Cup made a side-trip to Fenway on Sunday and brought actual magic with them. It was such a delight and honor to get to accompany their singing.

My dog has taught me many things, for example “ball” / “toy” is not a binary it is a spectrum

Platonic form of televised baseball commentary here. Hypnotic

JD & The Straight Shot blasting from every window, what a city

I’m sorry bluesky I don’t think I care about the scaffolding

Can’t argue if he is now, I guess

However much of a mess you think tonight is going to be in NYC, it’s going to be way worse.

Nothing has changed on this one for me

Give me the most 80s song you can think of

Imagine the pure joy of getting to write this www.nytimes.com/2026/06/04/u...

I’ve completely lost track of who’s where on here wrt the Maine guy

Just gave Amnesiac a full listen in the car, as the album’s somehow 25 years old today. In some ways it’s aged really well - the first half in particular - but man “Morning Bell/Amnesiac” is truly an all-time momentum-killer

the most surreal thing about this era of open yelling about masculinity is that, if you grew up anything like I did, you were exposed to several sets of standards of masculinity and would be hard pressed to identify which of them the Paxtons and Millers of the world are living up to

Love that Brayan Bello can pitch 7 shutout innings, but only if you let some schlub give up 4 runs first. Cool skill

I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃

Normally I'm against this but it does feel like Stan Lee would've loved having a computer version of himself in everything

living in a 24/7 d/s (damsel/snidely) relationship with a girl who keeps a pair of airpods in so she can listen to oncoming train asmr to stay in "trackspace"

some jokes write themselves

Terribly, terribly sad news even given his very advanced age. What a legacy he leaves though.

tipping discourse reddit has some of the most antisocial energy I’ve ever seen

A few thoughts on the new/old Car Seat Headrest album, Teen of Denial (Joe’s Story)

Will Toledo already George Lucasing Teens of Denial smdh

the concert industry has wildly overestimated the number of rich people that exist today

On our way to start shooting the new episodes of MST3K this morning. Very exciting! (He’s gonna drive)

dressing like a late 1800s man of leisure. having 40 raw oysters and 3 whiskeys for lunch. my wife has run away with the pinkerton detective I hired. German research into the new dirigible technology makes me angry

Fastest pitches by starters under tracking (2008, incl playoffs): 5/8/26 Jacob Misiorowski: 103.6 mph 5/8/26 Jacob Misiorowski: 103.6 mph 5/8/26 Jacob Misiorowski: 103.6 mph 5/8/26 Jacob Misiorowski: 103.5 mph 5/8/26 Jacob Misiorowski: 103.3 mph 5/8/26 Jacob Misiorowski: 103.3 mph

“Son, this isn’t easy for me to say because my tongue caught what my foot has”

Once again it is time for the Met Gala, an event I completely understand and find enjoyment in as a result of said understanding. Love that everyone dresses up for the red carpet and then immediately gets down to the business of the Met Gala!

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.