the concert industry has wildly overestimated the number of rich people that exist today

On our way to start shooting the new episodes of MST3K this morning. Very exciting! (He’s gonna drive)

dressing like a late 1800s man of leisure. having 40 raw oysters and 3 whiskeys for lunch. my wife has run away with the pinkerton detective I hired. German research into the new dirigible technology makes me angry

Fastest pitches by starters under tracking (2008, incl playoffs): 5/8/26 Jacob Misiorowski: 103.6 mph 5/8/26 Jacob Misiorowski: 103.6 mph 5/8/26 Jacob Misiorowski: 103.6 mph 5/8/26 Jacob Misiorowski: 103.5 mph 5/8/26 Jacob Misiorowski: 103.3 mph 5/8/26 Jacob Misiorowski: 103.3 mph

“Son, this isn’t easy for me to say because my tongue caught what my foot has”

Once again it is time for the Met Gala, an event I completely understand and find enjoyment in as a result of said understanding. Love that everyone dresses up for the red carpet and then immediately gets down to the business of the Met Gala!

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

15 is too many TV shows

/to the tune of “Luck Be a Lady”

It’s a start.

It’s a little weird that baseball just kind of sucks for everybody this year, right?

I continue to maintain that “JD Vance, antipope” is the funniest possible ending to all of this

Iggy Pop is a treasure, how has this man outlived everyone

I might have to attend a Catholic Mass for the first time in decades just to see wtf they’re doing for sermons these days

Thundercat joining Suicidal Tendencies for Institutionalized was great but a Coachella crowd looks very silly attempting to mosh

Okay, sure, but there are five whole continents where Vance didn’t take an L this week.

Donate to legit organizations, not to people who spam GFM links all day. I cannot believe there are people who are dumb enough to fall for this.

It would be nice if some of the more popular accounts I follow would apologize for boosting Molly Shah’s scams now.

These Nine Inch Noize kids are pretty good. Singer seems familiar

Forever the case that there’s nothing cooler to be than an astronaut

Oh to get into these guys' minds

Train on the Island is going to be album of the year

Ramon Vazquez will be managing the Red Sox by June

I loathe Brayan Bello

When the dog involves himself in the conversation

Decided I want to get my own music megathread going

I love when a simpsons happens irl

Red Sox making the bold decision to start the season by sucking in every possible way you can suck

so sad that Drew Barrymore and Orlando Bloom are still stuck on that boat together when they clearly can’t stand each other

A half-inning where only two men bat! The ghost runner remains horseshit

third way is more of a liability to democrats than hasan piker. @thirdway.bsky.social and @thirdwaymattb.bsky.social are a right wing op designed to make the democratic party gop lite. and its precisely the kind of mealy mouthed garbage that lost the dems election after election.

New circle of baseball hell unlocked: running out of ABS challenges against Bucknor in the 2nd inning

🎵 Carry on my based milk son 🎵

And the Red Sox win it for Venezuela, I guess! 🇻🇪

Love Conan, loved OBAA and Sinners and Weapons. And I like Jessie Buckley enough that I won’t hold Hamnet against her

“Hey Google, take me to Hollywood” is a very funny thing to say

I'm sorry Japan, I would like to support you but a sac bunt with no outs and a runner on first in the third inning is just nasty stuff

“It would be really bad if this continued so it will not” is an interesting perspective shared by many people who are no longer with us

Aldous Harding is still operating on another level from everyone else.

a thing historians will marvel about when they study this era is the extent to which the "war is a thing that happens to poorer, browner people" class went about systematically dismantling every aspect of the global political order that confined the costs of war to poorer and browner people

democrats should internalize that this is what their colleagues think of them and act accordingly

You’ve all finally done it. Stancil’s lost his mind

POV you are about to lose at Guess Who

shop the look

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

I don’t watch much football, so this and the Denver game are the only two times I’ve seen this Patriots team play. Can someone better informed explain how tf they got here

Iron Mike says eat your ferments, kids

Should have let @nicklutsko.bsky.social do the anthem