She needed to boil an egg

Other funny word memes

They actually push it backwards

I saw my vertically challenged neighbor standing at a bus stop and said, "Hop In, I'll give you a lift." He said, "F#K OFF!" I thought to myself, what an Ungrateful Bastard! So I zipped up my backpack and kept waking.

Obituaries don't make front page news, they say. This one will....

Hey IQ45, take your alien wife

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But actually enjoy cleaning

Ha ha ha

Hahaha PoS Pedo-Pres

Coyote would be my totem animal.

It’s a beautiful animal for sure!

Coyotes are just trying to survive but they always look guilty 😎 They have that look like “I didn’t eat your cat”

Come on cholesterol !!

Unless it is a transplant

Ode to a fart

Gorgeous !! I wish I took this pic

Not my photo, but amazing

Remember... it ONLY makes sense... If you don't think about it. Also... Excuse me while I scream out loud...

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The White House clarified that recent emails claiming "Donald Trump knew about certain activities" actually refer to a different Donald Trump, possibly a Delaware accountant or plumber. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt emphasized that mentions of Mar-a-Lago and Ghislaine were coincidental