Did I ever post this before?

Who all is ready for the World Cup

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Yes but you can’t prove a negative. Lack of evidence does not mean something doesn’t exist. Religion defies logic, but so do people. I never understood atheism. It’s like wanting to prove to kids 🎅 doesn’t exist because you hate when children are happy. Your still going to feel bad after you ‘win’.

A friend of mine changed his name to Björn today. Obviously he wasn't Björn yesterday

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Anyone wonder why he needs a vest

There are 2 hidden numbers

Love this ...

Stevie Wonder picked up a cheese grater and said it was the most violent book he had ever read.

They eat borscht - sipping and smacking!

A leopard escaped from the local zoo, I am I’ll be joining the search. I have the best chance as I am the only one with a “spot light”

I want one

A man is in a bar talking to his friend. 'Last night, while I was out drinking, a burglar broke into my house.& Did he get anything? asks his friend. 'Yes,' says the man. 'A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs. My wife thought it was me coming home drunk.*

I opened my water bill and electric bill at the same time. I was shocked.

I just heard that with all this pronoun talk, Chocolate has now identified as a Her/She. I will see myself out … again

That I have a working brain lol

Trump in drag! Oh wait, that’s his mother🤣 Apple didn’t fall from that ugly tree😁

A lot of microplastic inside!