Everytime I turn around another company has a listeria contamination in their food. Seems to be happening A LOT.

That moment you look in your car visor mirror and see a knarly hair on your chin but no tweezers in your purse! 😩😩😩😩

Yeah, tree up! Now on to the rest of the house.

I CAN'T GET WARM! 🥶🥶🥶

Well he's lost nurses, that's for sure.

So, the 🍊💩🍄🐷 basically has 30 days to do extra super sized corruption before the "files" are released, just in case he finally gets the 👢❓ This should be fun.

Found a bad roof leak in garage while pulling Christmas decor, so instead of decorating, I get to clean up soaked boxes and dry out shit I'm trying to save. BONUS: I get to empty all the shelves so contractor can get to the area for repair. This sucks. I just wanted to decorate & drink wine 🍷😩🎄🎅

Operation Distract from the Epstein Files Fixed it for him

Why weren't they working on a health plan during the shutdown? Some solutions? ANY FUCKING THING❓❓❓‼️

Boy, a lot of panic from the 🍊💩🍄 about something he claims is a "hoax."

This asshole was going to get his war one way or another. I'm convinced it's all a ploy to halt elections. No elections, no way to impeach him after midterms. Our soldiers are going to die for this narcissist old man with dementia who has no regard for human life.

ATTENTION : WE CAN STILL STOP THIS‼️👇👇

No argument here — Trump IS a moron.

OK, I'm now a new fan of this guy!! A FUCKING MEN‼️

Time to send grandpa to bed. Embarrassing 😳

Time to crank up some music and dance while I vacuum

Nice job Dodgers ‼️ We live to fight another day💕

Is someone writing all this stuff down ❓ Shit, there's A LOT to keep track of that'll need to be reversed 😳‼️

Today at my chiropractor appt, she showed me a video of a UFO she saw on her walk. She was in the process of submitting the videos to a site that monitors that stuff. One of the questions she had to answer was, "were you abducted?" 😳

YES FREENAN‼️‼️‼️

Everyone's standing Not cuz of excitement but because their asses hurt BAD!

This game may give the gov shutdown a run. ⚾

These guys gonna be tired tomorrow. ⚾⚾ ⚾ ⚾ ⚾ ⚾

It's coming

Maybe I'll also give dollar bills out with the candy. I know, it's not much, but maybe can make a kid smile. 🎃🎃🎃

We all should have expected this when the asshole 🍊💩🍄wouldn't put his fat hand on the Bible.

Gotta say Not really feeling great anticipation for another start to what is sure to be another fucked up week in the US. Maybe it will surprise me. Not a fucking chance in hell.

Time to clear off the laundry and take this spin bike on an actual spin. I'm serious this time. 😩😩😩😩😩

Can't wait to turn the clocks back so we can get an EXTRA HOUR OF THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT ‼️‼️💩

Where do we go to F U C K I N G S C R E A M‼️❓❓ It's getting so bad that all I can say is "fuck". I fear I'm running out of fucks to give.

My dog pooped SO BIG, I swear, you could prob see from space. Took 2 trips with the shovel. My god girl‼️‼️

Today during my quarterly epidural my back went into spasm while he was trying to get needle to the right spot in my spine. So that was fun.

They're just chomping at the bit to kill more people. Not getting their rocks off with just the boats they're blowing up, so now they're setting up to kill people on land. No proof beforehand, no evidence after. Next up- war

Happy fucked up Friday.

Is the grim reaper on fucking vacation ❓❓❓‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ This all blows.

How do you get rid of those annoying knats that invade the houseplant soil? Especially plants that need to be kept, dare I say it, moist? I've tried an organic spray, it doesn't do shit.

The good thing about dark floors is when my dog is shedding (horribly right now) it's easy to see and vacuum up the hair... It's also the WORST thing about dark floors 😳

WORLD SERIES HERE WE COME ‼️

Has anyone sued Santos in Civil Court?

Way to go DODGERS ‼️

That's was frickin close!!

I’m so sick of this stupid orange son of a bitch‼️

OH MY GOD!! WOOT WOO‼️

OK If I were at the game, I'd be heckling the shit out of the batter‼️‼️ Why is everyone so frickin quiet ❓❓ heyyyyy batterrr batterrrr.......SWING!

RELEASE THE PICS You know.... The ones with our diaper wearing president with half naked young girls AKA CHILDREN‼️ We all know he's a sick fuck. Let's get this over with already!!

Maybe he's sauté-ing his mushroom❓😳

Trump bails out far-right Argentinian leaders (not the Argentinian people) giving them $20 Billion while he doubles millions of Americans' health care premiums. Trump is stealing from you. Dwell on this.

CNTRL-ALT-DELETE did it work❓

YEAH DODGERS ‼️

Now for something fun.....Go Dodgers!