Hey Texans: this your Congressman? He's telling you he doesn't GAF about you, and implies you're probably lazy if you can't afford lobster and steak. He's retiring. 😀 Vote Marquette Greene-Scott. 🗳️ ballotpedia.org/Marquette_Gr... #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks #RepublicansAreDestroyingAmerica

I just watched Gunsmith Cats and FUCK

Rate my 3ds theme.

I just got back into master duel and I'm having a blast abusing D/D/D Oracle King d'Arc to heal as my opponent suffers! (The new Skull Invitation event keeps healing me while they burn)

In Animal Crossing, I got a villager named Canbera. I thought she was ugly so I wanted to evict her. Then she gave me gifts I wanted, so I felt bad and then let her stay. Then I realized this smug bitch bribed me to stay! "And she even said I wanna talk to her because of her winning personality!"

The Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon is unironically amazing and anyone hating it is out of their minds.

I don't understand why the boss baby was so hated. I love that movie!

What if Star Wars is nonfiction and some fat loser hating on Rey is the reincarnation of Emperor Palpatine?

This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune💰

valve could change the world overnight if these pages included a giant blurb at the top that says "this price increase is because of AI causing component shortages" and their intended price next to that

I slept for 3 hours last night.

All my shit keeps getting broken and my pokemon card got wet. I just ripped them all up, they're gonna break anyway. I'm also gonna just throw my Quest underwater because the fucking screens are broken too. (I put it under the bathroom sink in a reusable bag for FIVE fucking minutes)

Knowledge is power. Books have knowledge. If you convert them into audiobooks, then the power goes through the air. Can you smell the power? Wait is that a gas lea

I'm running out of distractions

I just finished a long and grueling duel in duel links. Red Archfiends vs Blue Eyes. In character duels, I showed Jack that Blue Eyes is superior. We almost both ran out of cards. He surrendered at 4 cards in deck and me at 5, me with a blue eyes and him, two weak monsters. 10,000 to 1400 LP

What Character wasn't the Lead but Stole the Show? Benson from Regular Show. Now finish the chores you've been slacking on or you're fired.

Jared Leto will make a killer Skeletor, actually.

A for effort: silly and not reflective of reality E for effort: grounded, credit for trying but not succeeding, not complete failure, makes grammatical sense.

We need an isekai where the main character is the chosen one, but then they say "I don't want to" and then fuck off to do side quests and somehow accidentally fulfil the prophecy.

Drop something ICY 🧊🍨🖤🍧❄️

Oblivion is the only game where you start in a major city after a political assassination and you can only wear the clothes of a prisoner or terrorist.

Yugioh Duel Links got new character duels and now dueling actually feels competitive. Now I actually have a back and forth battle rather than mostly taking turns curbstomping one another.

If you were a video game character, what would your health pickup be? Chocolate bars. I love chocolate. Except Hershey. It's fine, but it's fake as fuck.

I put ghost pepper hot sauce into my spaghetti and now I'm suffering the consequences of my actions. It was worth it.

What if Backrooms entities are just aliens from different planets or dimensions and they stalk you to understand you better?

I'm sharing this video I found from Kyle Kulinski. I don't know how many this post will reach, but I feel like this and others he's made today are important. youtu.be/mstU3xEaUuQ?...

Sure would be a shame if I were to spoil the game for you... Mwuahahahaha~

Some guys wanna be an alpha male, but what ever man longs for is to be a full release male. Stop trying so hard to be a man. Just work on yourself and give yourself time. You'll be the man you wanna be eventually. No need to rush and force yourself to be where you wanna be.

I don't care what your politics are, this is bullshit.

Dead As Disco is basically musical Batman Arkham. Do you think we'll get lo-fi stealth predator missions?

Animal Crossing is for the disturbed to make relaxing utopias and for the comforted to make ethno states.

I did not like Persona 3

Florida is the Australia of America. I'm dealing with fucking flying cockroaches now what the fucking fuck

This is completely accurate. The only time it's not is when I'm basically a feral animal. But I mostly wanna be dommed! >^<

I suggest you leave them alone and ignore them like most people would do if they were on the fucking streets.

This isn't my personal choice, but this is the best health pickup. Crack.

Why does everything remind me of Death Note?

QTP with your favorite Jedi! (wrong answers only)

I still think my favorite genre of gamer is "wants a gritty, more adult, difficult Pokémon game but refuses to play anything Shin Megami Tensei."

We need a superpowered snes console and put Undertale, Terreria and Stardew Valley all on cartridges for it.

What if we put things on jackhammers that generated energy from the vibrations to reduce costs of using jackhammers? Like something that gets power when it shakes up and down, so it saves power? Idk, I'm having 2am crackhead thoughts again. Why is nighttime easier to think in than the daytime?

When bluesky doesn't like my posts

I don't live in a supportive household, so I'm just gonna cut my hair on my own so I can have some good fem hair. Wish me luck!

Pokemon should get a normal type gym leader with a Shiny Eevee. And the opening move this leader uses is Giga Impact.

I had a dream where an alien goofball helped beast boy kill an alien with laser guns and a shitton of stimulants. Alien: "you should know that humans are biologically infe-" Goofball: "BO-RING!" (They dig a small hole to counter recoil and obliterate him)

t4t found family siscon Sis and decissed

I wanna make a fursona and make my profile to that. I'm thinking about making a fluffy sheep girl character, but idk.

Drop someone laughing 🤣🖤🤭