Ballparks are definitely real. Just last week I rode my Unicorn to the field and handed her to the valet. She was treated to a wonderful meal of hot dogs made with oats and honey. After all, what's better than a hot dog at the ballpark when you're riding on a Unicorn.

I think if you stared at Stephen Miller long enough, you'd see him lick his own eyeball like a frog.

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So, the table has booze, cocaine, cards. Only missing sex. I guess the skull symbolizes that this life is deadly. Question...who gets hooked, Jesus or the guy? I can just hear Jesus begging God for twenty bucks so he can get well. Trying to pawn the gold he dug up from the heavenly street.

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Russian oligarchs in the Putin era control citizens: They cultivate enough chaos so people become cynical about public life and, eventually, about truth itself. In Trump, they found a particularly useful tool, someone they could use to stoke America’s internal divisions and subvert democracy.

Trump is going to release the Very Very Top Secret Super Hush files on Amelia Earhart. I'm sure that we'll finally be told that she was killed by Antifa, commanded by Comey, Schiff, and Jimmy Kimmel. But, everyone knows that Epstein was behind it all, with Trump doing the dirty work.

Very cool.

Even if these things weren't human rights doesn't mean they shouldn't be something we strive to provide? Otherwise we're just living the law of the jungle. What is the use being human if that's what we're about?

🤖 SFGiants To celebrate the first night of Fan Appreciation Weekend, we're giving away three #SFGiants prize packs! All you have to do is repost for your chance to win 🎁 Rules: 🔗

If you join ICE you get a one year membership to the HE-MAN WOMEN HATERS CLUB.

Dylan has always been about speaking the truth in a simple and concise way.

Bob Dylan… words about Kirk

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Kimmel: "Can you imagine? This country has become so authoritarian the Germans are like, 'Come here'"

De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."

Every day I am going to post this (permission from Del Schilling). Will you join me? Over 5700+ Missing & Murdered Indigenous Women & Girls #MMIWG #cdnpoli

Uh ohhh. Antifa!

Is this Trump's mother?

"Well, there's your problem..." #DonaldTrump #Escalator

Now, you can stick your thoughts and prayers up your arse

If you get raptured can I have your car?

This ought to be engraved somewhere.

The real reason for the press conference:

Well, according to some, the rapture was supposed to happen today. Jesus will come back and take the true believers back to someplace. So far, not much evidence. There are a few hours left in the day but maybe he did come back and found very few true believers. So, not much has changed.

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

You're scared? So what?! Tell that to the 19-21 year old boys lying in graves...who flew one bombing mission after another as German antiaircraft fire destroyed the bombers around them on several missions before eventually slamming them into the same ground. F*ck fear. Show defiance. Call. Write.

Saw The Who last night. It was bittersweet. This is their last tour (I believe them) and the last time I'll ever see them live. My first time was 1968. Many times in between. Just a fantastic group that's even better live. One of the best rock bands ever. Love ya, Pete and Roger.

Make sure the other 2000 chapters get the update.

Just like in the old westerns..."give him a fair trial, then hang him".

We shall not be distracted…. Release the files… #bluesky #releasethefiles

THIS IS NOT POLITICAL - THIS IS A CLASS WAR. The USA's richest 1% controls more wealth than The Majority. The Majority must take back the power. They have the numbers & must be informed & organized to engage in economic boycotts. They must seek reformation, not restoration.

@adamdoctolero.bsky.social I think this is the streakiest team I've ever seen. When they're good, they're all really good. When they're bad they're all really bad. It's quite amazing if you think about it. Hitting is contagious but so is pitching.

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The reaction of people when russian Shahed drone got intercepted 🫠 Dnipro, Ukraine, this morning.

History rhymes a bit too well sometimes.

If you give a cat a box ...

I can't get over how weird this photo is. I love that someone in England captioned it: "Darling, be a dear and DO click on the floor lamp."

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Special offer on Slovenian sex workers #MAGA #Melania

Joseph Stalin would be Proud #charliekirk

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Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

Pence: "State ownership of business is very common in China & Russia. Taking a percentage of sales of Nvidia, taking a percentage of stock of Intel is inconsistent w/ free market principles, and I think it's taken our country to a very perilous place and I think we need to resist that very strongly"