People who work there are in great shape.

Wishing you a peaceful Friday..

Got tired of reading the news and getting mad. Feeding America backs 200+ food banks around the country and I've seeded with $500 for now. I'll match up to another $500 myself. Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.

the orcas have been too quiet as of late i hope they’re plotting something good

I’m hungry. However everything seems like too much effort (and it is not). Like I don’t even want to put something in the microwave for 1.5minutes flip it and go another min. This is probably related to my (not) seasonal depression. Imma drink some tea, and scroll about it.

PSA

This is a true view into this admin

My Fall Bucket List

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Isopod Appreciation Society pin. Please repost this if you appreciate isopods. These little crustaceans deserve our support. If you do not repost, the rest of us will assume you are an isopod hater, and you will immediately be blocked. collabs.shop/uzcpvr

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here tasting pickles.

If you see this, post egg

Feeling from last night to today. Can confirm existential dread is still very high.

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Anybody else up wishing they hadn’t dillied their dallies last night instead of sleeping?

Next year I am taking off the Monday after spring forward and fall back. ATP I don’t care if we end daylight savings or make it permanent - just pick a fucking time and stick with it. This is just self inflicted damage.

It’s called life but pronounced what the fuck is this bullshit.

Who else up dillying their dallies?

people will spend $20,000 on a humanoid robot who can’t even load the dishwasher instead of go to therapy

Watching my 20k robot take 800 years to fuck up putting a fork in the dishwasher would make me irrationally pissed off. So then I would be out 20k AND still have to go to therapy. But for real, no way I could watch it be so freaking slow and clumsy. I would be “old man yells at clouds” angry.

Happy Halloween, Everyone!

It's Freya's Day Skeeteroonies of the Universe. A very Happy Halloween 👻🎃 to all! Stay safe. Hopefully nothing goes bump in the night. I am not expecting guests at the door, my neighborhood doesn't have walkable paths. (I'm in a semi-rural area with farms).

She hollerin’

In honor of Halloween, please enjoy these mannequins from the Witches Dungeon Museum in Salem. Please pay close attention to the facial details!

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I’ll out cunt any cunt who tries to be a cunt to a kind soul in front of me.

As always: spreading the word about the shop and buying cool stuff both helps financially and does wonders for my self image! I hope to one day be able to survive purely on sales of art and apparel. standplaatskrakow.etsy.com/listing/1736...

“I’m down for whatever,” I say, falling asleep.

Being sick sucks. Do not recommend. However, glad to live in the time of over the counter meds.

Latest poll says 47% support chaos, 46% support different chaos, and the margin of error is “move to the woods.”

ok seasonal depression. have you tried, "ceasin' all depression." how bout that

All of us after 10 months of what 2025's served up so far.

Me when I have to go anywhere outside of my comfy bed or couch:

19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you

this is how I will reach your knees to bite them

My brain: we should do something productive. Anything productive? My body: utterly offended.

I’d like to repeat kindergarten please. I could use some nice coloring activities, I’d love to make a cute holiday garland from construction paper, have a snack and nap time.

2025 is so fucked up it has me nostalgic for 2020 peak covid

I do not want to be an adult tomorrow. How do I resign?

i don’t want to ‘seize the day’ i want to place it gently back where i found it and go back to bed

A jury of my peers? 12 chaotic poets?

Drinking at the airport. 10/10 (until I get the bill)

A jury of my peers? 12 eepy snack goblins?

I’m channeling this. Just strengthen my roots and ignore the outside world.

Snack-witch! I’m a lil snack-witch. Yum yum yum

People don't hack into TV networks and forcibly broadcast the truth as much as I thought they would when I was small

oxford comma truther

Today I am going to focus on the following: - stirring the pot - saying WTF more than 5 times - getting my mammogram

Septle 1588 - 🔥 2 day streak - septle.com #Septle: 4/8 🟨⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️🟩⬛️🟨🟨⬛️⬛️ 🟨🟩🟩🟩🟨⬛️⬛️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Bonus: 5/7 ⬛️⬛️⬛️🟨⬛️⬛️ ⬛️🟨🟨🟨⬛️⬛️ ⬛️🟩⬛️🟨⬛️🟨 🟩🟩⬛️🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle: 5/6 ⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩🟨 ⬛️🟨🟨🟩⬛️ 🟨🟩⬛️🟩⬛️ ⬛️🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩