Please be patient with me if I'm not meeting your expectations, it's about to get worse.

Them: I’m going out, do you need anything Me: Name brand pastel Post Its and a fancy pen

the body yearns for honk shoo mimimi

I'll decide when I have dallied long enough. I love to dally.

me: ugh i’m so old my kids: yeah

my impending mental health crisis threat level is at indoor gardening while listening to Moby’s 18 album

Well, seems like everything is still on fire today. At least its Friday, so I don't have to pretend to be a functioning adult all day.

I don’t have the energy to put out fires today. I'll burn with them

oh my god coming into the room and turning on the big light without giving any warning should be a federal crime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone sending me an email this close to the end of the day is an asshole. (it's barley 3:30)

Tried to watch some curling ... but FIL doesn't remember/understand olympics and was NOT having it. So MotorTrend Shows it is. I'll just have to watch when he naps.

Timeline cleanse. Look at this furry little anti-depressant! 💕

If you want to know how invested we all are, just Bluesky Search, "Is he dead yet" It's a nice rabbit hole.

not to be constantly complaining but i hate all of this

You’d think I would have found some happiness by now with all the shit I spend my money on

My insecurities go back so far, they come with wood paneling.

Me: I am going to lock in Me: Me: Me: I took a nap

I muted the word “butthole” and now the Discover feed is blank.

How tf do I have a hot flash, where if feels like my skin is boiling, but yet my feet are so cold they hurt? Do I just yell: I DECLARE NO MORE HOTFLASHES?

"Fuck me running" is just an expression. It's not a competitive event.

one thing about bluesky never changes. there’s always something else i’m supposed to be doing.

A Lunchable and a thermos of chardonnay should make this workday tolerable.

I'm only happy when it rains

when u see mother is eating bread and butter

Loot that drops after defeating me: a bundle of poop bags for The Crew, the reading glasses I couldn't find, some dryer lint that got stuck in my pants pocket, and a random guitar pick or two.

Currently thinking up ways to cancel or reschedule meetings so they become future me problems.

I persist to spite the horrors.

Loot that drops after defeating me: a tangle of silver hair, a book of spells, & a set of keys to unlock 4 completely unrelated side quests with little purpose.

Loot that drops after defeating me: a bag of cheese curds, a drill bit set, an energy drink (half full), and a boost of endurance

I have Early Onset of the Friday Fuckits this week…

I feel like I should be able to hit people upside the head with a pool noodle, as a treat.

My toxic trait is thinking one productive task means I deserve to retire for the day

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I’m going to snuggle under the blankie about it.

anyone else waking up terribly unrested 😀

I will make more cute 3D shit (eventually). But if you want to commission me, USD $50, that would defo get the ball rolling. #cute #cartoon #3dcharacter #chsracterart

Imma take some drugs* *prescribed muscle relaxer that is slightly more potent than water

I got added to a techno pessimist mod list because I liked some posts about bitcoin being used for fraud and such. 😂😂😂

My boss just asked me to email him. Seriously. Have you even been watching the news? You want me to email you, like a pervert? I'll just click send like a dirty old bastard, will I? What's wrong with you?

Staying hydrated is a damn scam by the Big Toilet Lobby.

"You're worrying too much about your anxiety disorder." GEE, I WONDER WHY I MIGHT DO THAT.

during the past two weeks how often has irritation bothered you? marking ‘several days’ due to this question alone.

I want a meeting with my writers: I'm unhappy with my arc.

I do not want to be in charge of anything or anyone. I want to wrap up in a blanket, turn on Murder She Wrote reruns, and doomscroll, while having snacks. Is that really too much to ask?

Work? No thank you. I'll take Nap instead.

pennsylvania to the rest of the states : i showed you my groundhog please respond

ive been on the internet since the 90s and somehow still dont really know what im doing