“In October 3rd, he asked me what day it was…”

“Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future.” - John F. Kennedy

Happy Friday, Everyone! ☀️

I saw this one on IG this morning 🤣

Not putting the mid-level flip-up shelf down on the industrial Keurig machines is the office equivalent of leaving the toilet seat up

What’s your sign?

When this administration does something dumb, it’s usually Trump and/or Vance. Anytime it’s callous or just pure evil, it’s always Miller.

The biggest comeback in Major League Baseball history! These kids are amazing!

Hey @coachmark25.bsky.social , you need to come here and experience the joy that is The Chardon Polka Band

We took second in the sausage toss competition (because I catch like. Browns receiver) and Terrance regained his crown in the weiner dog races because he is the goodest boy!

Seeing all my favorite artists at Comicon today!

This one is mainly for @coachmark25.bsky.social but anyone else that was unaware the Weird Al made this banger with Portugal, the Man, you are welcome 🙂 youtu.be/qTdgxhQwaVQ?...

Serj Tankian’s recent solo stuff is the musical equivalent of a rom-com from Tim Burton…

There should be a feature that allows you to verbally chastise Spotify for some of the things it drops on my release radar…

Good thing I was watching where I was going! I almost stepped in a pile of motivation!

🚨NEW: Kerry Kennedy has announced Late Show Host Stephen Colbert is the recipient of the 2025 Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights Award for his advocacy for free speech and speaking truth to power. REPOST to congratulate Colbert on this honor!

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It was 7 years ago today that I accidentally created the Unicorndog

I heard a rumor that the only thing taken by the rapture was the Epstein Files… 🫤

Post a duo

No Rapture Tomorrow.

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins https://theonion.com/report-u-s-still-leads-world-with-highest-density-of-1819576406/

Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days https://theonion.com/newborn-loses-faith-in-humanity-after-record-6-days-1819573929/

Does anyone else remember DOGE? It seems so long ago now it feels like I learned about it in high school…

A few kind words of encouragement or kindness could change a person's life. #kindness #bekind #encouragement #support #listen #love

I don’t care how hot it is today - Fall soup and bread!

Me too, chapstick. Me too…

I really want to make soup and bread today, but the 86 degree weather is throwing the vibe all off…

if transphobia could get over their hate for 5 seconds they would see we are happy goofy silly folks who just wanna enjoy life!! #trans #mtf #transgender

Nasty bug

Michael’s had this corporeal fart cloud! 😆🤣

Quote with a gif you can hear

It’s Friday, Bitches! Hope it’s buttery dolphin smooth And just slides right by! - Long Overdue Ridiculous #Haiku

Your enemy is UP.

This story is not getting the attention it deserves in fact it should be so shocking that it took over the CK story at this point. However, you would be hard pressed to find more than a couple people who even know what happened

Exactly this

Sorry I didn’t stay over but my fiber supplements are at home

I was walking through a quarry and I said to the foreman, "That sure is a big rock." "Boulder," he corrected me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, "THAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!"

JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror https://theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-reflection-in-mirror/

Has anyone else noticed that nothing - literally nothing actually gets better anymore? There used to be a balance where at least one thing got better when one thing got worse. The absolute best we can hope for now is a 2-3 day stretch where not absolutely everything gets worse?

"PARKOUR!" I scream as I fall down ten flights of stairs