it's been 11 years, man, are we still fucking doing this "please, sir, my norms" shit with these guys?

Open the Fuckin’ Chick-fil-A, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell

I think the opposition party widely expected to make historic gains in the next election(s) has an obligation to explain how they'll stop this and prevent it from happening again or it's reasonable to conclude they don't plan on doing those things, which raises more uncomfortable questions

You can really tell America is winning this war when the president panic posts “open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards” at 5 am on Easter Sunday along with an extension on their deadline

Getting closer and closer to describing the complete nuclear annihilation of the planet as an anti-DEI initiative

This is fucking insane

Me looking at my invoices with a tear running down my face: “I’m so proud…”

Lord, if youre listening, if you do the funny thing I'll actually go to mass. Hell I'll even work the rosary

“Praise be to Allah” —President DONALD J TRUMP, Easter morning 2026

This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.

I'm hearing that on his deathbed President Trump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the shahada

this has to be the greatest single-game defensive performance in baseball history. especially considering they won 1-0

QRT Ghost art 👻 🌙 #art #pokemon

I'm a bit of a broken record on this, but usurping the power of the purse isn't just one constitutional violation among all the many others. It is, uniquely and singularly, the death of constitutional government altogether. Game over, end of story, you now live in an autocracy.

It has come to my attention that not all of you are aware that this exists. So, here it is. It exists. Dozens of channels of randomized music videos and bumpers. Choose your era and return to your childhood. Bookmark it for when you need to escape back. wantmymtv.vercel.app/player.html

Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.

Look, as much as speculating on It Happening is enjoyable, the clues will be from polymarket, not reading tea leaves at Walter Reed

LADY JESSICA: use the voice, paul PAUL ATREIDES: c̵̊͜h̷͕̃i̷͎͐c̵̭̑k̶͚̀e̷͙̾n̵̲̐ ̸̝͐s̵͍̆t̷̻͝r̴̢̔i̵̬͌p̵̡͛s̵̩̑ ̷̤̽f̶̲͂ǒ̴̢r̶̠̈ ̵̖͌d̷̪͂î̵͖n̵̰̒n̸̝̓e̸̮͑r̶͙͂ ̴̗̽á̷͕ğ̶̪a̴̝͂í̶͓n̵͓͂

the bluesky servers are already at half mast in anticipation

i’m pretty sure Serj Tankian is the best name anyone has ever had

9 point fall in a week. that's pretty brutal.

Donald Trump hasn't appeared in public because he's being pursued across the Pelennor by three of the Nazgul

Almost all millennials and the oldest members of Gen Z can say that the US president has been a white guy born in the summer of 1946 for the majority of our life. Bill Clinton: August 19, 1946 George W. Bush: July 6, 1946 Donald Trump: June 4, 1946

Trump has not been seen publicly since his primetime speech on Wednesday. 72 hours and counting despite the fact he hasn’t left DC.

yeah I'm MEAT 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 meat BALLING

The featured show on the Netflix app for me right now is Man in the High Castle, a Prime Video original that was one of Amazon's first high-profile attempts to beat Netflix at its own game. To the victor go the speculative fictions, I suppose.

"we used to build houses sturdy, my aunt lives in a building constructed in 1915!"

Saw a clip of Rob Schneider doing stand up at CPAC and I didn’t think I’d ever say this but it was bad even for what I imagined a Rob Schneider stand up set would be

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Friendster testimonials from cousins I'd never meet. I watched Tom's face glaring back at me from Tila Tequila's profile, littered with swastikas. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

HOLY SHIT FRINKIAC BUT FOR "30 ROCK" MILLENNIAL GAME-CHANGER funcooker.fun/

a large portion of the people currently running our federal government are mentally ill …and not in the cool way the rest of us are in a “you should be in an inpatient program receiving intensive treatment” way

"Your posts are worse than Bieber" "Shirt look like a shop rite bag" "You have sold out the fans ." Every Accusation is a Confession. —DRIL

this website is dying and it's all because you people yelled at me

i was off by a week

Seems like it should be bigger news that Sam Altman is being sued for raping his own sister when she was a child

Preparing for Easter by reflecting on the Elizabeth Hurley tweet

If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"

(dude always stoking drama) i fucking hate drama

logging on

The last minute of the video where the YouTube chef tastes the food and says “wow guys, you have to try this” as his eyes tell you the truth, revealing the deceit of this mango chicken

gentlepeople of the skyline let me say to you this: bluesky may be shidding. bluesky may be farding. bluesky may even be screaming crying and throwing up all at once. but bluesky is NOT i repeat NOT dying. no one on here has that kind of luck.

i dont want to downplay social media harassment or anything but also if you think harassment is bad on here you should take a scroll through ilhan omars replies on literally any other social media app

If any Democratic Senator votes for Trump’s AG nominee they should be kicked out of the party

Personal to Sam Alito: voluntary retirement is a cuck move

I'm going to fix Bluesky's user growth issues. I'm going to start posting about which MLB players have "George Lucas-ass names" again. Sorry about that.

I truly cannot imagine caring about posting on the “biggest” social media site. “threads has more users!” threads is fake. get a life