Look, as much as speculating on It Happening is enjoyable, the clues will be from polymarket, not reading tea leaves at Walter Reed

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

Eating out of the hat ≠ eating the hat

Blackfan

Arite, I didn’t watch any of it, how untethered from reality is this framing

Welp, just lost power

{extremely heavy sigh} Vaccines are good

Go old people

Watching baseball

162-0

They call him Giancarlo Singles

Yankees da best. Love da Yankees

Just tuning in. Why haven’t we started yet?

And yet somehow the positive predictive value of this technique is greater for influenza A than Hantavirus. Curious.

Still thinking about this. Seems to be more punishment!

This won’t do anything to offload TSA, so I guess we’ve flipped the dial from “try to solve a problem” to “just punish people”

Wake up babe, new euphemism for “blackout drunk” just dropped

Ok who is gonna shock the 109 year old

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Redasses to the very end

"We'll get em tomorrow" said Mark DeRosa

I assumed he was talking about himself as an ex president but he never thinks of himself as such. Definitely didn’t think of “maybe he was just talking to a portrait of Jefferson” but that would make more sense

A tough bargaining chip

Yes, Health App, I am also aware that I have come home from vacation. No need for the rude reminders

Wait how have I never seen this before

I think it’s a good thing that he feels he needs to take his self serving bullshit in this direction

86 degrees yesterday and now it’s snowing. Extremely rude

Waste, fraud, and abuse (laudatory)

Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen

Of the 50 customs counters at Dulles, it appears there is one (1) currently staffed

Extra love to have global entry shut down due to spite

Love the Dulles people movers, especially when they straight don’t have any ready when 16 hour international flights land

Short flight

The hell does this even mean

Wonder what the deal is with this giant yacht

Need this with either the Curb theme or the closing credits from Veep

Probably a lateral move because Mullin is just as dumb as Noem but is also drunker, but also eat shit Noem

Not a bad view

Wait, Crenshaw lost a primary to this guy?

Timeline cleanse

Wait, Crenshaw lost a primary to this guy?

Timeline cleanse

No! They’re making money off the gambling addicts. These guys weren’t gambling at all, that’s the point