russell
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cats are beautiful, loving creatures and they want you dead
9 months ago
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the republican party used to stand for something
about 15 hours ago
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson
13 days ago
Supermoon, and I chose soup.
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Miss Havishambles
13 days ago
You won’t recognise the Supermoon with its glasses on.
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donni saphire
13 days ago
I bet our brains will come out of this ordeal very cool and normal
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i love it when a movie punches your heart right in the dick
22 days ago
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Viktor Winetrout
11 months ago
My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
about 1 month ago
I can’t move mountains but I can shift blame.
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brian
about 1 month ago
I do not give ants permission to crawl on me Repost this on your own page to prevent ants from crawling on you
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF
about 1 month ago
'You're a nice guy, but you mistake kindness for romantic interest' she flirted.
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i hope my final words are “i love you” and not “ouch”
about 1 month ago
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Jim
about 1 month ago
Remember, never let anyone ruin your day. It's your day. Be an adult. Ruin it yourself.
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Jason Goes to Hell
about 1 month ago
Star Trek II directors cut? You mean the long khan?
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hear me out: concentration camps but for people with ADD
about 1 month ago
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divorce rates are high bc they say their vows instead of doing a pinky promise
about 1 month ago
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ
about 2 months ago
When do we get to start blinding people with science.
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lanyardigan
7 months ago
I like when Shakira’s voice hits the Pee-wee Herman register
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Helleanor Rigby
about 2 months ago
Who called it arson and not crime brulee?
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Nappy DOOMlemite
about 2 months ago
It's the five likes on my well thought out post that really make this place worth it
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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️
4 months ago
It’s time I invested in a pair of news-canceling headphones.
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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh
about 2 months ago
thing everyone likes is bad, says lame asshole
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karyl
about 2 months ago
labubu is not real and it can’t hurt me
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Kellalena
about 2 months ago
Being everyone’s cup of tea sounds really germy.
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considering a bark collar for my 4 yr old
about 2 months ago
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alexis simpson
about 2 months ago
eating a can of diet coke like an apple
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DaddyJew
about 2 months ago
mind if we grab a bite to eat before you take me for granted?
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the perfect tattoo doesn’t exi…
about 2 months ago
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DaddyJew
4 months ago
there’s no reason a rubber band breaking should be as terrifying as it is
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Roxy
about 2 months ago
The mind goblins are quiet this evening. Too quiet.
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Greg the Miller
2 months ago
frustrated as hell with this broken A/C and starting to lose my cool
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Daisy
2 months ago
Maybe the t-rex was so mean because they could never hug the others.
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Jason Goes to Hell
about 2 months ago
Southern heat is reaching the “I do declare” level
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Amanda Mattos
about 2 months ago
It is my sacred duty every day to prove to them I'm worthy of living to serve them another day.
add a skeleton here at some point
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grilled cheese 🧀
about 2 months ago
he's everything you want he's everything you need he's a platter of tortilla chips covered in melted cheese
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the hype
about 2 months ago
I once heard tales of a man who could believe it wasn't butter. They beat him to death with hams in the back of a cracker barrel
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ground beef is meat but ground beef falling from space is even meatier
about 2 months ago
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my jeans just called me a fat-ass
about 2 months ago
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Midge
about 2 months ago
Creating a charity to support those affected by my moods
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DaddyJew
about 2 months ago
Me: sometimes you sound like a broken record Gf: well now you’re just exaggerating rating rating rating
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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh
over 1 year ago
i’m sorry my words accurately reflected my feelings
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hear me out, a celebrity version of words with friends called anne hathaway with words
2 months ago
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GMOing food has been a huge success. i think it’s time we moved onto babies
2 months ago
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Peetomb🐺🍷
2 months ago
Shooting a weird gun: byah! byah! byah!
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brent
3 months ago
[wife wanting to discuss my mid life crisis] brent [me with my graffiti buddies] actually it’s Sprayz now
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Travis comma bitch
3 months ago
I love my stepladder as if it was my own
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kim
3 months ago
*me at a meeting of the knights of the round table* ugh this could’ve been a scroll
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NosferaPru
3 months ago
1st base: kissing 2nd base: petting base 10: math stuff
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a lot of people crash out. i crash inward. like a dying star
3 months ago
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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧
3 months ago
why the fuck would i want a snack that smiles back? do NOT look at me
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what if this is your best self lmao
3 months ago
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sea turtles are cool but hear me out. sky turtles
3 months ago
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