2026 is the year of jacob elordi creature

it's going to be a long year yall

mary shelley…..your legacy

me: life has been so hard lately my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

In my day we used manufacture consent for illegal military action, but I suppose the president never was big on consent.

Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.

Mwah mwah. Never gets old.

The nobel peace prize committee has to wear this

Never seen a presidential proclamation of war delivered by a man who appeared to be filling a diaper as he did so

Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie

with all of the stories about the rise of solar energy we’ve seen in the last few months it kind of feels like America is doing regime change in order to secure the rights to billions of dollars in blockbuster gift cards

the reason they don’t bother to manufacture the consent beforehand is that everyone just sort of does it for them post-facto now

Democrats need to strongly and uncompromisingly demand that Trump is removed from office for illegally starting a war for oil that benefits no one.

In case you needed one more reason not to use AI … The CEO of ChatGPT is blaming a teen’s suicide on his failure to follow the terms of service: Adam Raine, 16, told ChatGPT he was suicidal and the AI bot told him his feelings were valid and even provided suggestions and detailed instructions.

it’s crazy how obvious it is that donald trump has been actively part of the epstein coverup for half a decade now and he’s just still the president

Julie K. Brown is a reporter for the Miami Herald who did groundbreaking work on Epstein beginning in 2018, including groundbreaking work on the disgusting coverup by Alex Acosta. Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.

whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot

rip brigitte bardot, our entire culture owes a debt to her pioneering example of being hot and racist

i cannot stop playing finspan 👹🐟🐠🐡🐙🐋🦀🐬🦑🦈🌊👹

It's fun to imagine your cat saying tech evangelist stuff but it's all about cat butt. "By harnessing the power of cat butt, we hope to achieve record profits next quarter" "Cat butt isn't going anywhere" "We are a cat butt forward organization" Etc

Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, still is sitting, still is sitting on that pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door

I think it’s important to insist on recalling, at all available opportunities, that this was specifically an attack on a trans instructor over an assignment about gender. Neither of those details are incidental; they are the center of the story

rich guy too high on ket to understand Ghost of Christmas Past, fires up a chatbot to argue with Ghost of Christmas Present, accuses Ghost of Christmas Future of trying to silence him

i think about this a lot. you could send an army of ghosts to elon musk's mansion and at the end of the night he would still just be the world's dumbest nazi

still my favorite christmas post

a lot of people don't realize that Christmas carols and traditions are actually folk memories of suppressed pre-Christian events, namely the end of the Third Age and the Fall of Sauron.

you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse

the first good poem written by AI

I'm not sure I've ever seen anything with a larger disconnect between the executive class and the general public than AI - there have been cases where executives want to push something they know is unpopular, but on AI it's like the backlash hasn't penetrated their bubble at all

Found the best named law ever on Jane Austen's wiki

Doing a puzzle while listening to an audio book is the best cozy activity

3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you. 3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough 4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby

These are the "good and decent people" who didn't survive the Reagan presidency.

—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

I happen to think that Rob Reiner had a much bigger cultural impact than Charlie Kirk did.

Speaking ill of Rob Reiner, now that should cost you your job

there were like 4 distinct massive tragedies this weekend why was this weekend evil

We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes

This is what happens when the FBI is run by two right-wing conspiracy theorist podcasters who spent the last 11 months purging almost anyone with institutional knowledge from the bureau. They're going to keep fucking this kind of thing up.

every new headline is pretty much not great

Logging off: now more than ever.

every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different

O, horrible, O, horrible, most horrible!

This is one of those times when all of the bad news just sucks the air out of your lungs.

The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff

What a horrifying weekend of news. Too much.

Many, many hours of joy my whole life due to Rob Reiner.