I myself am not at Taylor and Travis’s Wedding but I WILL be there for them at every step of their marriage, both the highs and lows 🥂 Of course I’m drinking right now in celebration, this exciting new chapter for all of us. I’m standing, facing the corner of a bare room because I feel safe here

The odds that McConnell is dead and yet remains in office are high and bodes poorly for other historical events which have not yet transpired

pickett's charge is one of the stupidest military maneuvers ever ordered and I do not have to die on that hill because so many confederates did it for me

you 🫵 refreshing DoorDash every few seconds to check where your order is

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.

Show me the ref’s Kalshi account now

I don't expect much from the press corps but I would, just once, like someone to ask Trump why he lets a guy who once conspired to make sexual threats against the first lady get so close to his family.

well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

this article is EXASPERATING omg. I knew the vague outlines of this story but hearing everything about the case laid out like this is infuriating

Rep. Tom Kean took leave to get help for depression. But as a member of Congress, due to voting for Medicaid work reqs, and as part of the New Jersey state leg, he hasn't made it easy for others to do the same. New w/ @hurwitz.bsky.social at @motherjones.com. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

I'm so thankful to Becky and her mom for their trust, generosity, and strength in front of the Supreme Court. No matter what the Court says, Becky is a hero for standing up for herself and trans girls like her. Doing what's right, even when the odds are against you, is the definition of courage.

fuuuuucccckkkkk this scotus.

Cops are defunding YOU www.minnpost.com/glean/2026/0...

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

Common loon coming in for a landing: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.

We all deserved so much better than this.

good morning

Damn Clarence tall as hell

pandering to trump's election denialism is such a sure sign that the person is a fucking worm

one of the most heinous atrocities of the last 150 years. up there with the worst dictators in history

Garffeld

Mona Khalil, who devoted her life to protecting turtles, killed by Israeli airstrike: defector.com/mona-khalil-...

And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power

My nine year old asked for a Rosetta Stone cake for his birthday

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

Boos from RFK Jr. louder than the cheers for the goal here at the @blackhartstp.com

liberals when they see a meteor barreling straight towards earth:

The remake of just one of the movies she starred in made over a billion dollars last year alone, and she still died in poverty from an extremely preventable infection. We need universal healthcare or we don’t have basic human rights.

Highly recommend this episode from @socialistdogmom.bsky.social about the Trump administration's white supremacist project of trying to remove factual histories from NPS sites throughout the country 🗃️

i hope these dipshits boycott gta. it'd be the funniest thing ever. just watch their brains explode in real time not being able to enjoy the most anticipated game in years, maybe ever

I've been playing the final update for Destiny since its release last week. This game is one of the most important, so I decided to interview some of the most important people in my life on what it means for it to finally end. Read my latest @mothership.blog here: www.mothership.blog/destiny-2-wa...

The DR Congo goal scored by Yoane Wissa in the 45th min (+5 extra time) against Portugal and the absolute SCENES in the stands after

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

Seeing the Peter Serafinowicz Harry Potter announcement just made me think, once again, about this excellent James Acaster bit from Off Menu.

There's nothing wrong with the reflecting pools. I just took a swim and I feel fine!

"It's like a teppanyaki" - an Aussie re: Waffle House www.instagram.com/reel/DZnW_Sk...

“Do what you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.” Yeah, because they’ll fucking lay you off to spend a trillion dollars making Clippy able to stand in as a virtual wife who has positive views on school shooters

WAKE UP, it's a New Zealand game day! 📸 FIFA via Getty Images