Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

nap so good you wake up outside the simulation

youre supposed to touch the grass . youre not supposed to fuck it

This is what having a job is like

who among us

My flabber is absolutely gasted. My bam is entirely boozled. My wampus is positively catty. My bum is just fuzzled. Someone has certainly smacked my gob. My horns have been totally woggled. My dumb is altogether too well founded.

Naruto is better than South Park.

It shouldn't be in cinemas. Everyone should have to watch it at Homer.

union dixie trap remix bass boosted 10 hours

the *real* war of ideas is happening in the comments section of the dominos pizza tracker app and all of us here on bluesky are ceding the informational battlespace

i love these guys man just about as fucked up looking as any creature could possibly be

come on billy be for real how can the whole world be ONE vampire

thinking about the 🫪 emoji again

Don't assume that I don't know how to read merely because I've massively misinterpreted what you wrote. I actually understood it perfectly, I'm just also annoying

Boy dinner is chewing through the drywall

great post

One of the all time greats.

You should know I'm not fascinated by the keys you're jingling in front of me because I'm a baby. It's intellectual for me. I'm contemplating the nature of the keys

Fellas, is it cringe to blog?

Leon if he was really into Ska and Punk "Where's everyone Oingo? Boingo?"

The Yoshi's Island map screen theme is remarkably similar to the song "Anywhere Is" by Irish singer Enya. Both of these were composed around 1994 and released in 1995, meaning that neither of them could have been influenced by each other and this is an astounding coincidence.

I bet being a menace feels good af when your name is already Dennis

this motherfucker cut me off and then had the audacity to give me this look

maybe he does cause he keeps chewing on the cables maybe he's trying to save us

It's illegal to say that the head of trust and safety liked porn on main. Don't say that the head of trust and safety liked porn on main.

god forbid a French rat live out his dream of becoming a chef on a cruiseship

BREAKING:

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

spread the Hondavirus by test driving the all new 2027 Accord today

if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

star fox zoom call

*adopting a golden retriever* this dog is going to get me so much ass

Manos: The Hands of Fate is better than Homicide: Life on the Streets.

japanese guy who watches the spanish dub of dbz with subtitles on because he considers it to be the original language

The cascading failure of BlueSky moderation really is impressive. Going out of their way to make sure this place has “2003 forum with petty moderator drama” vibes playing out at “global town hall” scales.

When someone tells me to watch my mouth