President Mr. Beast buying Epstein Island, making it look like the fortnite island, and forcing prisoners to do Battle Royales on it. It polls well because he makes it pay-to-watch and uses the profits to give 1,000 random citizens a working jetpack(20% catastrophic failure rate)

foot ball

jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa. deus ex npc: what's bofa? jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.

Every day is Star Wars day!

this bitch thinks seasons fear the reaper

Wikipedia: Jack falls down the hill and injures his head. Jill stumbles as well shortly after. TVTropes: The hill scene. Dear God, the hill scene. Not only did Jack fall down and get a head injury, his sister did as well. Water fans will think twice about fetching a pail after seeing this!

He literally did the cumtown bit lol

"Once you've seen [Kamen Rider Ryuki], you'll never stop wanting to [point out Japanese shows that are just Kamen Rider Ryuki again] with your bare hands" -Anthony Bourdain

it should be illegal to make things expensive

up in heaven after the rapture i just saw god take a tylenol

i don't actually know the difference between being raptured and dying tbh. it sounds like being raptured is just being console-killed by god

you're on thick ice, buddy. i'm probably not even gonna remember that you got on my bad side this time

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

If Shakespeare was so great why didn't he write Terminator 2

A perfect distillation.

nobody wants a thinner phone. everyone wants a longer computer. look at this rig. phenomenal

Blueskyism

There is no ethical consumption under cannibalism

>small dev team works on a sequel to an acclaimed platformer >intended to be a more difficult experience for players who mastered the original >devs say they had a lot of fun making the game >some players end up finding the game too difficult or frustrating close enough, welcome back lost levels

"insane? in MY membrane?" it's more likely than you think

The problem with defending the status-quo is that some people's mental map of the status-quo is so far out of date and/or hasn't ever really been a thing, to the extent that it ends up being just another vision of an alternate reality like all the other ones. =/

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

this game doesn't respect my time (trapped me in an extradimensional cube for 10,000 years)

White genocide isn't real. Is that what you wanted?

And in any event, not a single person has answered the question because the reality is, yes you would expect Black people to vote for re-enslavement if it would "restore democracy." And you know that makes you a truly abominable person so you're avoiding the clear answer to a clear question.

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Jonathan- good boy normie poster Joseph- master poster and troll Jotaro- IG full of beautiful aquarium photos Josuke4- misses Vine, still does ok on Tiktok Giorno- 50/50 if he's suspended or not Jolyne- constant emo/lyrics posts Johnny- obsessed with Uma Musume Josuke8- lurker Jodio- same as Giorno

Meet the Losers Who Still Want to Read and Think With Their Own Brains

RAMIREZ THERE'S A DANG CHEETO ON THE WHITE HOUSE

Thinking as I often am about the Pete Buttigieg Black Lives Matter Tweet, one of my favorite bits of Liberal Word Salad

This is apparently from 2002 lol

Centrists when there's a chance to rationalize exterminating a marginalized group

The world is full of wonders.

b rocky :3 🥦

Did the people on this website really decide the best course of action was to call tweets 'skeets'? man

obsessed with the way samus is shmovin on the banjo announcement for Smash Remix