metroidbrainia is when you get sucked off so hard that the galaxy is at peace

My review of Jeffrey Epstein: 👎

Aurora Borealis might be visible from my kitchen tonight, which, without getting into details, is a huge relief for this luncheon I'm planning with my boss

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."

Obama in The Simpsons universe: My yellow Americans

“Darth Vader” was an amalgamation of various Imperial Era generals and cyborgs that were combined in histories written centuries after the fact

experimenting with a #Scene artstyle ! #art

Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk

They call her Laura Loomer because of the way she stands over your bed while you're asleep.

I drew this because someone in a Server said "Absolute Albert"

Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning

This is what they took from you

IMO!

twelve hungry men

No Noise November. everybody shut up

This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.

gonna infect you with this

2026 Primary Woke Wave

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

Centrists have no power as the furthest left rightwingers but immense power as the furthest right leftwingers. So they find actual leftists very threatening because their ascent would push them over the line into the former camp

Happy birthday, beloved Oscar-winner Godzilla

the very pathetic truth is that all the fuckers writing 'harris lost by running on the left' op-eds would, if she had ran the exact same campaign but won, be writing 'harris won by rejecting the left' op-eds instead. they're not honest people

We've finally found the exact opposite of "Yes, and" and it's "That’s your experience. That’s the experience that you had."

thought this was this at first glance

Everyone knows you're supposed to talk to white consultants about how to talk to Black people

I love that America is full of these “regional classics” that are clearly the result of a short order cook having a pizza described to him once by a guy who visited NYC in 1954

It's China's own version of the "I could definitely win a fistfight against a grizzly bear" Type Of Guy

We all got that one friend who's lowkey fun as hell to chase around the mulberry bush

If Deftones are so good how come they never made Deftwos

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Mr Mamdani do you recognize Skyrim as a Nordic state

Lord North in 1775:

RIP to the titan Drew Struzan. He was an absolute master!

dying in a 90s arcade beat 'em up: CHAINSAW DEATH TORTURE EXPLOSION FOR YOUR CHARACTER/LADY THEY'RE TRYING TO RESCUE IF YOU DON'T GIVE US YOUR MONEY NOWWWWWWW

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