christina buttons is a cat name she is 100% autistic it’s like being mike trains or pete dinosaurs

It's cool man, I just came to your karaoke night to stand around for 2 hours, I didn't want to sing or anything.

*panic, outside the disco* I’m too old to be here

bro I’m afraid you have

Roses are red Orgasms are great

Billy Corgan didn't even have to get a rib removed to suck his own dick. Also, lol, lmfao, I'm convulsing like a Thom Yorke dance move thinking about the respective career trajectories of Radiohead and Smashing Pumpkins in the 20+ years since this interview.

Lmfao, fuck this, I hope it happens today. Just die already motherfucker

What are the Rams doing lmfao

How is this not also the most vandalized vehicle in the city? This guy should have to be replacing his tires and windshield every day.

Burning and tightness inside my neck near my throat and it extends down my neck into my chest and front of my shoulder. It's probably nothing.

Dinner: Pastrami on honey wheat roll with cheddar cheese sauce Breakfast: cream cheese bagel with pastrami, fried egg, some kind of hot sauce or peppers

Opposites attract, this is how your butt cheeks stay together

Before and after. That damn corroded and broken junction ruined my night, but we're good now. Don't knock me for using shark bites.

I love when I get a pinhole leak at the junction in a copper line and when I go to loosen the fitting the whole junction snaps because it's corroded and I have no water for the next 12 hours because everything is closed now.

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Historical strip mall. Strip mall that is on the historic register.

DOOB

The atlatl, bow and arrow, Winchester lever action rifle, radio, cars maybe, idk.

Why are they doing the same pose lmao

trying to post through it rn

More like forbidden sky. Can't do shit around here.

Schools can't restrict restroom use during class right? Like they can't say "you can't leave class to use the restroom", right?

We don't need no ai Make the motherfucker load Load motherfucker Load

Smoked brisket. That shit is trash even when it's done right. It used to be a cheap cut til bbq bros decided to make it their personality. Do us all a favor and just make a pastrami. God damn I hate smoked brisket.

Gotta find a new job. These dumb bitches are calling cave crickets jumping spiders. I can't live like this.

Fuck it, I'm celebrating. Taking a nerve pill, opening baseball cards, drinking a bottle of wine, and eating some delicious brown food because for all I know this could all be gone tomorrow.

Today is my birthday but it feels wrong to celebrate

Y'all wanna see a cool ass dog?

If you would like to enable future tool purchases, if not that's cool too.

25th amendment? Idk, man, I think someone needs to fly back and water that tree of liberty.

Her hair is mustard gold Her lips are like fries Her pastrami never is cold She's got NY deli eyes She'll slice the lox for your bagel You won't have to think twice She got a half-sour pickle She got NY deli eyes

Y'all wanna see a cool ass dog?

Boot cut sleeves

Millennials can now show their kids how bad tv sucked after midnight when we were their age. I hate every show I've ever seen Byron Allen's name attached to.

Absolutely incredible Nutella ad.

So this motherfucker just doesn't load shit now?

Taco Stand By Me

intergalactic federation of uncs

Jesus waking on the third day texting his boys like LMCO (Laughing My Cross Off), y'all ain't ever gona believe what happened

Do this with my body when I die.

you think jesus ever got to enjoy watching a dog get scared by farting while it was licking its own ass or nah?

I know it's anti social to want to escape to a cave somewhere but every day I hear some motherfucker in the wild talking about Ai being an evolutionary step for humans and idk how much longer I can take this shit without beating one of them til they look like a previous evolutionary step

smh everyone #grindset till they gotta be the dust

How many times have 3 left handed hitters hit home runs in the same inning?

I knew when I married her that my wife had a special relationship with the Mothman. Long “business trips” to West Virginia, late nights, wandering the woods. It never bothered me. I thought we had an understanding. Until last night when my son busted his antenna trying to jump into a porch light

Pussy Brickhouse United States, Census, 1880 #mightymighty