Never mix up italy with a black hole just because you think you hear spaghetti vacation

Haters can't handle the beautiful multitudes I contain. They're sending psychic attacks that make me poop weird

Today in “Dudes Rock”: A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.

NO FUCKING WAY

This is one of my favorite songs for winter in general and around Christmas/new years more specifically. Did you know Jackson Browne wrote this song when he was just 16 years old?!🤯

Pope says the wokeness will continue until morale improves

Idk, seems like this was an easy bet if you haven't deluded yourself into thinking ai has personhood.

I kinda wanna watch Andy Dick and Pauly Shore fight

they feed us poison so we buy they cure luckily i love poison it taste good to me

Hell yeah, let's raid the Mets farm system.

"This guy has elite stuff but can't throw strikes" then he doesn't have elite stuff

I don't give a fuck about anyone's SAT scores. That's high school shit and I'm a grown man.

Virginia Turdman United States, Census, 1950

Every person who gets a scam call should get to shoot 1 scammer every year without legal repercussions.

They just started playing Electric Feel by MGMT at work so this shit break is going to last just a little longer.

I think we should all call CPS on Sam altman. Motherfucker can't raise a kid without ask jeeves

The ghost of Jim Irsay sprang forth from Daniel Jones' torn Achilles and shouted GET ME PHILLIP RIVERS

The mania and depression are alternating at alarming rates. Sometimes they cross over each other at the edges.

“The struggle is real…”

Jags up 21-10 over the Colts. Daniel Jones knocked out of the game. I knew we would fall apart. I didn't know it would be this bad.

Indiana about to put the nail in the coffin. No more letting Ohio State hang around.

This is awesome!

Members of #TheHobby / #CardSky: just pulled a Jace Jung /50 double-rip card from 2025 Allen and Ginter. Rip or Don't Rip?

She hark on my herald until the angels sing

She hark on my herald until the angels sing

insane local news just dropped. i've lived in a part of KC for ~decade and it's been an inside joke with friends and service workers that the local biz/party district is ran by a cartel of biz owners who bully out new ventures and replace them with generic dive bars for white suburbanites. Well UH

It's very funny to declare USPS's losses as some sort of failure when for the last decade of weird tech start ups, the public has basically been trained to shrug off massive cash burns as "good, actually"

Overdraft my checking account and lost my wedding ring this week. I hope a rock falls from the sky and kills me.

Nude Hogg United States, Census, 1910

We're going to go talk to Dan about this post, everyone bring your hammers.

Yall down with Lambrini Girls? They hit pretty fuckin hard.

Give me 3 truck drivers, a dog, a dumpster cat, and a lady with a baby waiting for her man to finish his shift, and I'll give you a Waffle House nativity scene

[mr sandman jingle plays] bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum, mom’s spaghetti

Collinsworth is just saying Mariota like that to piss people off, right? Like, he's putting the emphasis on the wrong letters on purpose isn't he?

It'd be cool if you could just buy lithium

Another loss. All pro defensive back that they traded for is now injured. Jags now lead the division and the Texans are a game back for 2nd place. Not looking so great.

Weed tastes better in the winter

Is Lenny Kravitz still wearing that giant scarf? Did it keep growing? Is he just a pile of scarf with a head sticking out of it now?

Bought a new pipe one week ago Just lap launched it to its death Smh

If you have canned Pepsi at your holiday party better believe I'm sticking a couple in my pocket before making an irish exit

very disappointed nobody has helped with this. I'm merely asking this guy's mug be pasted onto the hamburger helper hand is that too much to ask?

I'm begging any reporter to have a shred of self respect and tell this corpse to go fuck himself.

It's time

Most disappointing Thanksgiving dinner in recent memory. I can only remember one other where the food was as bland and the vibes were as off. I'm sligtly upset that we even left the house.

Please rise for the singing of our national anthem

The pope has absolutely seen this meme

I made a little arrowhead. In reality its more of a small knife or an atlatl dart tip bc it's a little too heavy to be an arrowhead. I can't remember what the material is, something from sw missouri, but it's real nice to work with. Worked it off of the spall in the pics

When you're trying to evolve but life hits hard

maybe i am going insane

Green bean casserole, get it the hell out of here. You should have to eat it in a room away from other people.