I think there’s certainly enough people in the world where we could figure out how we would only each need to work one day a week to make this work.

You're telling me a grass fed this beef

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Watching a movie about the Mongols hordes’n’horsery

Nostalgia Content xkcd.com/3256/

i could sit with my feelings of loneliness and isolation, ruminating and practicing introspection or i could type “guyarrhea: diarrhea for da fellas” and watch the likes roll in. which one do you think i’ll do

What the fuck is a bluesky license? C'mon, quit fuckin around.

Memorandum Of Understanding is a stupid ass term. Magic: the Gathering card name ass agreement

They should make Formula 1 baby food, for high performance babies

As a detective, it's important to know which clown posse your dealing with.

Bird for my father.

Ren & Stimpy man physiognomy

New meta unlocked: go get guys who won college championships together

Yall this is so damn good

Redesigning the ninja turtle characters: I am so fuken sleep deprived please welcome SPLINTER

I don't know why i made this but it felt right

Are there ancient examples of this sort of thing? Like a 3000 year old clay coin from a street vendor that tells you to go see the chariot races or something?

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Jerry Harrison and Bootsy Collins!

Absolutely wild that America's first trillionaire has a dick that looks like a rifle that's been fired after Bugs Bunny stuck his finger in the barrel.

Confident bad take Friday up in here huh?

No way man. This shit is insane.

The Mattel Cinematic Universe

Idk why I started this, but I've been watching 9/11 newscasts, ground footage, and survivor accounts for the past 4 days and I can't stop.

Phone When computer had a bedroom Bathroom floor Zoloft

Remember staying out until the computer came on Remember drinking straight from the Playstation Remember when you could burn a building without worrying about fucking cameras

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What is the definitive Millennial engagement bait

I absolutely hate it when people pull in my driveway and block the sidewalk. There is always someone pulling into my driveway and blocking the sidewalk. I'm going to have to put up a sign.

Card collecting kinda sucks now. Prices keep going up, hits keep going down, they keep adding variations and parallels and watering down the products, resellers wipe out inventory before collectors can get anything. Shit is depressing. I think I'm done. #cardsky

If your white whale tv/film adaptation is just a reboot of something from your teen years, you shouldn't get to post again until the nostalgia poisoning is out of your system.

Idk, I just think the anecdotal thing you just experienced isn't a universal truth and you probably shouldn't act like a snooty sage when people say another thing is just as good. You just experienced this in a high variable environment and are claiming it to be true? Whatever, dude.

Echolocating my piss stream

my uncle was skydiving and got stuck in a cloud he survived 73 days drinking rainwater and catching birds

Found an envelope in my dad's shed that was full of bits of my life from 2000-2003. Some sports cards, 2003 warped tour ticket, a bunch of phone numbers written on scraps of paper, set list from when Coheed and Cambria were opening for Thursday and Thrice. Really fun little time capsule.

Our girl A (13) just received a last minute spot in a theater camp that starts TOMORROW! The theater has given us a partial scholarship but we still need $270 for her to attend. If anyone is able to chip in, this is something she loves, and I want to make happen for her! Please repost!

imagine how humiliating it would be if the dark twisted sinister duplicate of you is just regular. owned lmao

99 problems is alot of problems regardless of what any of them are dude. I don't think we should trust a guy who allowed 99 problems to amass.

If I have an item in my cart at checkout, you shouldn't be able to out of stock me when I'm trying to pay for the damn thing.

Watching games alone dressed as a ref, rooting for the refs

I caught myself on fire about 8 years ago and now my lower legs are perpetually ashy (no pun intended). Y'all have any exfoliating and moisturizing products and routines to help with something like this?

This is as big as a non-commercial truck should have ever gotten. Anything bigger than this should require a CDL and be registered to a business

The real question here is which is the worse hairstyle. 1. Fuckass bob on a 40-60 year old man 2. Dreads on a 20something white boy

Idk. GGD was making punk music and was signed to metal blade records 2 years before CC even formed. CC hit mainstream 2 years after forming and GGD had to wait another 2 years after that before getting the big pop with Boy Named Goo. GGD has more songs I'd rather listen to.

Call me crazy but I don't think weed should smell like garlic and ranch dressing. Weed should smell like cat piss and pine needles and citrus. Why do the weed people keep making fucked up shit?

This coffee tastes like Enya’s unreleased cover Of “Tube Snake Boogie”

In honor of Tom Kane, who brought joy to countless kids across the world for decades, I compiled my favorite scenes of him as Professor Plutonium in The Powerpuff Girls May his memory be a blessing