The Scion of Oklahoma City’s largest McDonald’s franchisee family pissed himself at a peaceful anti-ICE protest in Mustang, OK this week when he tried to start shit and attacked protestors

Bryce Harper + Max Scherzer + Dave would be unstoppable

New York has a Muslim mayor; the Patriots are losing the Super Bowl. The Long 9/11 is finally coming to an end.

“Gonna just be a learning experience” for Maye, says the commenter

Lmao

Oh it was pedro- RONALD ACUÑA JR??????

Drake Maye does not appear to have “it”

Bad Bunny Halftime Show doing an easter egg to the 49ers substation electromagnetic field conspiracy theory.

Shoutout to whichever insurance company let him climb that pole without a harness. The understated MVP

Baseball low scoring pitchers’ duel: tense, riveting, compelling Football low scoring defensive slugfest with mediocre QBs: boring, interminable, just show me Bad Bunny NOW

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

Someone should do a bit where it’s the big dramatic “wanna have a catch?” from Field Of Dreams but the Kevin Costner character can’t throw for shit and his dad ghost is pretending to not be disappointed

Toad that’s best practices. Keep it up

Lots of love to everyone at @defector.com I just saw one of your stickers in a bar bathroom the other night. Dan will be sorely missed

during winter your temptation may be to get up early to "see more sunlight." don't do this. wake up later instead. put on some reggae. your body will beg you to listen to crummy music instead. ignore your body. never listen to your body. if it was in charge you'd be the body and it'd be your mind

Who’s paying the creeps attacking democratic congress members??

It was kind of a tossed-off gag in a blog last week but the ICE/CBP forces in Minnesota really are an expansion team made up of the most readily available players in a depressingly glutted violence worker marketplace. Not even quad-A types. Independent league guys with well-known makeup issues.

imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus

one last post about this 🎵i see you windin and grindin up on that pole🎵

The fact that every right winger with influence screams "who is paying for all of this" tells you exactly how awash in cash they all are, and how much they rely on that to keep their movement afloat.

In some countries the outbreak of bloodshed inspires the opposition party to call for the leader to resign

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains

Nice thing about Minneapolis being kinda small is that it’s hard to convince us protesters are being paid because you’d go out and oh there’s that kid from my high school who played Sancho Panza in Man of La Mancha one year, and is that the pharmacist at my CVS over there, and there goes our realtor

In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?

freezing cold, soaked in a stranger’s urine while dozens of people honk and blow whistles at me…just another day at the office right

I don't own a "smart toilet" per se. But I like to think mine has been around the block more than a few times and knows a thing or two

We Demand More Ethical Pogroms

i don't really understand what would be so fun about staying at the YMCA, i understand it would be affordable but seems like it would be pretty bare bones in terms of amenities

nothing says you’re kicking ass at Buddhism quite like having an insatiable desire for something

Absolutely perfect, god bless the good people of Minneapolis

thinking about the people who were laying bets on the invasion before it happened and stroking my chin while saying hmmmmm

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

The reputation and prestige of the FIFA peace prize is now in shambles

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

there is a true nap and a false nap. the false nap is scheduled. a true nap must be taken when necessary. the false nap is timed. a true nap must be unfettered. the false nap's goal is to return to work. a true nap's goal is to play within the mind

Did an actual spit take at @drewmagary.bsky.social bareback sports book ad read on this week’s Distraction episode

I’ve begun evaluating license plates based on how funny they would be to be the last thing you see

homage to a former bills legend

Merry Christmas

I had forgotten that the Grinch steals people’s ice cubes. What a bastard

@mcuban.bsky.social I need a million dollars to make an artwork of transcendent beauty

My friends you KNOW I’m rocking the Bach Christmas oratorio rn

Now that’s what I call a restaurant

Help a literal brother out here

Christopher Anderson is a brilliant artist and I love that so many people are seeing his work for the first time in this way. I hope some find their way to the gorgeous photos he’s made of his family as well. They’re a perfect counterpoint to these portraits of people curdled by hate

Absolutely fucking freak outcast behavior to care about or talk about trans people as a group and not as just some guy or lady you know. "Hey bud how's it going" etc.

Joan Jett throwing gas??!!?!!