second bubba on the grassy knoll

i have never been more certain of being on the right side of history on this matter. there have been few moments in my life when that has happened. the us admin is festering and has to be torn out root and stem

my seduction of laura linney begins with in-depth questions about the film 'congo'

my (46M) digital simulacrums (1F, 0.5M, 3F, 2.7F, 4M) have unionized

word to the Ys, look out for Z

this guy keeps coming up

peeking my interest. piquing my interest. peaking my interest

bonald j trump

i once explained my intrusive thoughts to a friend and i said 'isn't it like that for everyone?' and she had to patiently explain that, no, it definitely isn't

tired: piss tape is real wired: donnie/bubba blowjob pic is real

'our monarchist crypto-catholic vp loves the nazi billionaire's propaganda engine' sounds like a smear from the 1930s but it is 100% truth in 2025

for some reason i'm especially offended by gen-AI comic strips. it's such a beginner-friendly medium. give me stick figures like 'xkcd.' use copy-pasted pics like 'get your war on' or 'dinosaur comics.' there's no reason to make a grotesque chimera of other artists' work

the angel on my shoulder appears. he looks different today. then i see he's got a little devil on his shoulder. and on that devil's shoulder a smaller angel. i squint, expecting a devil but instead it's a pirate. and on that pirate's shoulder is, you guessed it, pro hockey player howie morenz

the end of every episode of bones i watch is like this

europa universalis v so far is very good at getting you to understand things like why the nobles suck (the cost of court is out of control), why the clergy suck (you can't even tax them for years and years), why the burgers suck (they demanded 100% of my market share and still can't earn a buck)

i will never forgot the phrase 'pajama jammy-jam' from house party 2. it will probably be the last phrase i utter on my deathbed, inspiring a reporter present down a kid n play rabbit hole

still holds up, unfortunately

We just started the song and already we're dealing with the theological implications of a steamboat going to Hell?

i think they're just giving trump a spoonful of peanut butter before his public appearances and dubbing in whatever nonsense AI spits out. pretty soon he's gonna sound like matthew mcconaughey

google today, seeing the 'don't be evil' motto: they got this thing all wrong [crosses out 'don't']

i bet 3 or 4 beanie babies could eat a full grown labubu

never get in a limbo competition with megyn kelly. no matter how low you think you can go, she can always go lower

i hat typoes

the current us fascist administration is conducting terrorist operations on its own people. that's just a statement of what is happening. the admin's thug army of malcontents and racists will fall apart, and i welcome their tears when they have to face justice

i'm partial to an international criminal court for this loser, but i'd accept spontaneous human combustion

never knew the rapper Slaine was also an actor. apparently he's in the new 'the running man' film

me: yes, that's right. i enjoy a nickelback song prosecutor: and that song is 'rockstar' isn't it me: that's correct judge: i'm recommending the death penalty me: for the best, your honor

i watched Blink Twice and it was disturbing but it doesn't have quite the teeth for reality like men are doing these things without magical perfume

been reading studs terkel's 'hard times' a lot lately. one thing that stands out is federal government asking people 'what do you want to do? what do you think is possible?' and how powerful that is. just a minimum amount of support and a belief that better things are possible can change everything

yeah, going to say that it definitely needs a re-evaluation

i asked someone special to me why the files mattered since we know trump is a pedophile already. we know this. i was told that it's not trump, it's all the other people involved. the connections that he could put the screws to in order to consolidate power

the only appropriate reaction to having ra rugged man at your door

not calling it The Devil Wears Prada, Too, and recasting everyone was a big mistake

*me in front of a chalkboard, my head in my hands* [if cold hotdog on its own = good but hot hotdog on its own = no good, and hot hotdog in a bun with ketchup = good but cold hotdog in a bun with ketchup = no good, therefore --- ]

i'm sorry for skeeting wrong. i will skeet right in the future

it's cool to mock disabled veterans and assume they all voted for trump. that's very cool. it's a cool thing to do. keep doing it. you're a cool person

the band LIVE came to athens, ga back in the 90s. i couldn't afford a ticket but they were in a venue surrounded by hills, so i had a clear view. but some people still wanted in, so i watched three people hop the fence and take off, and then out of left field a rent-a-cop hauling ass ---

why would i organize my books? i find the right book via kismet

'galileo' by the indigo girls is a serious intellectual banger, like it makes you thinkfeel

rewatching the brady bunch movie. what movie or tv show from the early 2000s would make for a ridiculous contrast with 2025?

the re-criminalization of hemp products just happens to coincide with a massive infusion into the prison-slave system. we need to dynamite prisons and build parks in their stead

it was a different time

what a coincidence, that's the name of my purple one/blues traveler slashfic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya0B... we used to sing 'what the corps has DONE to me' instead of 'FOR me' lol. happy veteran's day to my fellow veterans

Bands that should have beef: Rage Against the Machine vs Florence + The Machine Boston vs of Montreal The Beatles vs Black Flag Dire Straits vs The Fixx

why don't they just build the passengers out of the stuff they build the black box out of?

you're at the hollow men. i need you at the stuffed men.

trump keeps talking about magnets. who showed him ICP's Miracles video?