*offering you a dose of pervitin* [jesse ventura voice] "this stuff will make you a god damned sexual matador, just like me"

the heritage foundation is a threat to democracy and needs to be stamped out root & stem

Visited a friend at college for a few days and had such terrible bubble guts the whole time that they assumed I was a drug addict

once recommended that a friend of mine who grew up in communist bulgaria should try taco bell, she never had before. her evaluation: 'it was terrible.'

war with iran? uhhh: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millenn...

i think it's clear they trained trump's dementia ramblings on an LLM and are using that to make his posts

recycling past skeets: Invaders from Mars: They Live Little Monsters: Fight Club Drop Dead Fred: The Exorcist Dude, Where's My Car?: The Big Lebowski Vice Versa: Child's Play Bringing Up Baby: The Hangover

everyone is fighting a battle that you could find out about if you were the least bit curious like just fucking ask them

being out of a job for 9+ months and having to rely on the kindness of friends is humbling. not that i haven't been here before. i think i need to sell my ps5, that might get me to month's end

i think it's a good idea, and i stand by

i'm always saying this

If you want to explain ASMR to a boomer just tell them it's like the intro to 'You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth'

meatloaf sucks, but i will always sing along to 'paradise by the dashboard light', and adore ellen foley's vocals and karla devito's performance in the video

We don't need term limits in Congress we need the Carrousel from Logan's Run

i'm very glad lord of the rings online didn't kowtow to racist shit and gives you a wide variety of skin colors. here is my champion

good list. i'd rank new nightmare higher and 2 lower, probably below dream master, but i get 2 has had a re-evaluation of late

peanut butter pretzels have no calories. thank you george washignton carver for your miracle food

'touch me' (2026) is certainly ... interesting. it's nothing like the samantha foxx song

there's a fairy circle nearby and i can't help but think i'd definitely accept some gifts and eat some food if it meant getting out of this world. if only there was wifi

i'm still a little bitter, tho, b/c i dunked on someone who didn't know where the mason-dixon line was

hegseth with one of his future warfighters

had an ai recruiter contact me via text, sending me a link to another ai for an interview. once i got to the expected salary part the whole thing crapped out and stopped working. i bullied the text ai until it said it would notify the team of the error. i better get the job

the fascist gov't of the US wants only two paths available for people: prison, so it can stock its slave plantations/factories, and the military, so it can shovel bodies into their forever wars

yes, SHOULD be

[meme] Top text: Me watching the Democrats watch a fascist coup take place Image: Krusty watching the Harlem Globetrotters beat The Generals Bottom Text: "He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it, take the ball!" [/meme]

part 1 of a story. give it a read if you're so inclined: someoftheothers.neocities.org#story/heart-...

back on my bullshit (aka downloading hundreds of skyrim mods, getting them to work together, playing for ten minutes then deleting everything)

El-P will be like, "Ey ... ey, kids ... Meshach and Shadrach, A sad rat on a hatrack, Some fatback on my snapback, Put a thumbtack in your asscrack..." and it'll be totally revelatory.

I love it when a rapper shows up in a movie out of nowhere, like in Ghostbusters 2 or TMNT II or The Addams Family. More of that, please. I want El-P to pop up in The Batman 2 holding a boombox blaring his own song from the soundtrack that samples "Teenage Suicide (Don't Do It)"

Me, listening to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson try to rap on Tech N9ne's song Face Off

i am available to be the old white guy in a rap video who has to loosen his tie when the party breaks out

third verse, same as the first, fourth verse, gets a bit worse, fifth verse, terse, sixth verse, carries a curse, seventh verse, rap by fred durst

not another trent reznor porn parody: nine inch males

democrats strongly condemn dredd's actions, vote only a slight increase to the judges' budget

any age gap is problematic. if you aren't romantically entangled with your identical twin incubated alongside you in a tube and reaching viability at the exact same time you are a monster

mike johnson is the wisest man in history. all he knows is that he knows nothing

storming something today

thinking about prediction markets and the name of the rose

ICE delenda est and i mean it. destroy any trace of this agency. prosecute the lot of them. and then dismantle DHS, too

a lot of people don't know this, but sam neill helped to pioneer human/porcine musical collaboration: www.instagram.com/p/BtFFj5FAa2j/

she could hardly drive us home, and was so shaky on the road that some asshole followed us to the off-ramp, got out of his car, and pounded on the windows. it was terrifying, so all in all a great night. rip sam neill

What's the music of white male angst? Van Morrison and Kid Rock belting out lounge covers of Skrewdriver songs? The sound of an AR-15 being forcibly vaccinated? The ungodly wailing from Reagan's corpse every time someone benefits from affirmative action?

one of my favorite examples of an actor playing completely opposite character types concurrently is Dean Winters playing Dennis Duffy on 30 Rock while also playing the polar opposite Charley Dixon on Sarah Connor Chronicles

🎵philosophy's - a baby hippo on a slippery rock, religion - is the smile on the mom, i'm not aware of too many things i know what i know if you know what i mean🎵

all led zeppelin songs fall into one of two categories: 1. key of c riff rock with an a min pentatonic solo and a solid four-piece 2. some weird fucking tuning nobody's ever heard of and twenty-five multi-tracked stringed instruments from the hammer dulcimer to a cigar gitbox

i wish the fascist playbook weren't so fucking transparent because this shit is both terrifying and tedious. we know where this goes. we need to skip the horrific middle and skip right to the end, where fascists end up upside-down in the town square

i thought they will kill you was fun, but not nearly as good as the properties it cribbed from (the raid: redemption and dredd)

anyone know the first recognized use of it in a song? i feel like Nas using it in "ether" was pretty damn fast