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Rick Aaron
6 months ago
No spoilers please. I can’t wait to see what drama happens next on White POTUS.
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉
6 months ago
Doing jokes about computer memory as a bit
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My phone is such a slut, it connects to every router it meets.
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Dak
7 months ago
List of fucks given. 1. Zero
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
7 months ago
I can't believe you forgot me on your birthday.
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S🌟tella
7 months ago
You haven't experienced real friendship until you've called a radio station to request a song, while your friend frantically gets the cassette ready to record it.
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Discö Fränkënstëin
7 months ago
You haven't cried until you've heard me sing my version of The Rose
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S🌟tella
7 months ago
If life doesn’t give you lemons, just eat a steak.
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7 months ago
bidets only work if you’re euro peein’ . folks,,
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
7 months ago
I am not just sitting here I'm experimenting with potential energy.
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inkedupandsonic
7 months ago
Imagine if Sloths knew Tai Chi
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Jez
11 months ago
Deny. Defend. Destroy. Dispussy.
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Kelly🆘🇺🇸
11 months ago
I'm too apathetic to care.
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MF FairyPrincessSmoo
11 months ago
Don’t worry, you’re not the first person to mistake my flirting for a stroke
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Bogey
about 1 year ago
The writing was on the wall, but the text was indecipherable.
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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃
11 months ago
Honestly we're really not experiencing high call volumes at the moment but fuck you lol
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Lori
11 months ago
Friend: There’s somebody I want you to meet. Me: I know enough people.
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Theciscokidder
11 months ago
My houseplants when I'm chugging water 1st thing in the morning.
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lalalyds
11 months ago
Don't forget to peel the skin off of the turkey tomorrow and wear it on your face to impress the relatives
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BEAVE
over 1 year ago
On Bluesky, we refer to them as “reply gentlemen”.
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Jez
11 months ago
Sorry I accidentally sent you porn when I was introducing myself lol
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Theciscokidder
11 months ago
If you sit on the toilet for more than one hour, you become the default queen/king of the building.
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Marloween
11 months ago
My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I'm fat and dumb.
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Theciscokidder
11 months ago
I love this place. It's jokes, it's pet pictures and it's me trying not to lose my mind.
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inkedupandsonic
11 months ago
People will tell you that honesty is the best policy. But i've found that some well composed bullshit works just as well.
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Pumpkin Escobar
11 months ago
*wrapping a kidney in paper Well, that's secret Santa sorted.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
11 months ago
there are a lot of pulsating b hole vids on here for a Sunday like A LOT
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lisabug
11 months ago
Not using AI until it can yell at me in Gilbert Gottfried’s voice.
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Jin
11 months ago
[eyeball dangling from socket] Haha I think it’s just allergies
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF
11 months ago
ME: I’m going to give you some advice on how to get through your anatomy exam. SON: Ok, I’m all ears. ME: Ok. Wow. We have a lot more work to do than I thought.
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BEAVE
11 months ago
I still don’t understand what part of the monkey the wrench is for.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
almost 2 years ago
Just because you have boobs doesn't mean you're better than I am. Unless you're a woman.
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MF FairyPrincessSmoo
11 months ago
“Hey! My eyes are up here” My gynecologist: …
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
11 months ago
Please read my posts in order of palpable desperation.
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Kafkajoint
11 months ago
I'm trying your best.
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Tits McDick
11 months ago
relaxed fit coffins
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Theciscokidder
11 months ago
You're the space heater to my house fire.
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MF FairyPrincessSmoo
11 months ago
I learned that snails can sleep for up to three years Now I know what I want to be when I grow up
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Theciscokidder
11 months ago
Wanna take mushrooms and watch the yule log channel for 12 hours?
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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃
11 months ago
Just finished that roll of Costco cling wrap I opened back in '03
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Les 💫
11 months ago
Of course it makes perfect sense, I just fucken said it
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TracieBreaux
11 months ago
My dog got a credit card offer in the mail. I’m about to ruin his credit.
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Xalqee
11 months ago
McDonald's secret sauce is so different and exotic you could travel to a Thousand Islands and never find anything like it.
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MF FairyPrincessSmoo
11 months ago
I’m in the mood to complicate the fuck out of something
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lalalyds
11 months ago
You look like you enjoy using one ply toilet paper
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My wife calls my package Junk Male
11 months ago
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀
over 1 year ago
“Maybe some other time” he said, stepping into his time machine.
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