I actually think the new Connor4Real album will grow on me.

Just rewatched Speed Racer. What a picture.

He didn't get invited and now we have a movie about that.

wow I wonder why my entire body was in the air in the first place

Day 47 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

oh no they let Kirby take communion

he is paying for his sins

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

Oh jeez not again

My old roommate once showed me a German copy of Frankenstein she got and it still makes me laugh.

the main progress made on social media since 2014 is that cats don't type like precocious toddlers anymore

I mean come on, hang it in the Louvre.

There’s just a lot to cuss about.

Got to admit, telling 40 million users who already stopped posting on another site "what you going to do, stop posting?" is a brave move, let's see how that works out

the single best decision I’ve made about how I use this website is that I do not argue in my replies I ignore it or I block people, nothing good ever comes of it and I am just some guy and not the sin eater for every moderation decision

Bro I would pull a Menendez Brothers on my mom if I found out she published a "I'm more fuckable than my loser adult child 😏" article

comic book authors: we invented the punisher as a cautionary tale about vigilante crime fighting the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher

If you go see GOOD BOY, stay after the 45-second end credits for a short piece on how they made the film. The director emphasizes that Indy had no idea he was in a movie, and they just had to shoot hundreds of hours of footage for almost 3 years to get each shot. Kinda like working with Jared Leto.

Adam Driver is miscast in Lincoln, not because his performance is bad or anything but because it ruins Lincoln’s mystique if there was an entirely different seven-foot guy with the face of a wise monkey running around

“we heard tale of expanding the tent”

It gets better/worse depending on your point of view

The one thing I will say in favor of this album is that when I asked my husband if he wanted to hear the new song about Travis Kelce's dick, his eyes bugged so far out of his head that I will never forget it.

Really enjoy Swift fandom as a relatively harmless form of annual Millerianism

“did you girlboss too close to the sun” is a real line from a brand new taylor swift song i just don’t believe it lmfao

Tilly Norwood has been murdered by david zaslav for tax reasons

Underrated joke in One Battle After Another is that Comrade Josh’s land acknowledgment is for tribes on opposite coasts, so he’s just saying he’s somewhere in the continental US

Been on a Frank King kick lately, trying to gather all the Sunday strips from his original run on Gasoline Alley for my own little digital archive (I have some of the book collections, but they're just dailies). Found a PDF file of the 1922 strips in color online. Gorgeous stuff!

I know rightwingers are pissed that he’s playing the super bowl but the fact that he speaks Spanish seems like a weird reason?

Oh god, they actually put in the newspaper that I got mad

Just fantastic stuff here

This is one of the generals who was gathered in their masses

lol

"merritt k" has been an AI-generated experiment for the last several years. this is what i really look like

honestly it was pretty funny when the right was pretending that charlie kirk was a revolutionary civil rights leader when his whole deal was barely winning arguments with children

Physical miniature finishing-

Everyone working on the set of Jaws watching the big finale

Me writing the action in One For Sorrow #2: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me drawing the action in One For Sorrow #2: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

They over there paying the tweet man for tweets

Nothing will ever beat this tho

I thought that commercial where he screams "THIS ISN'T A MASK, IT'S NOT A MASK, IT'S NOT A MASK" while vomiting up thick, tangerine-colored fluid and crawling through his own filth was really daring