The “I” stands for “I don’t want to exist, please help me”

I made a Pong mod that makes the paddle slightly curvier #paddles

The official Bulgaria account on Instagram is doing some pretty cool stuff

bluesky gamergate is furries chasing parker malloy off the site because she gently mocked a mod that gave boobs to a character in a video game marketed at children. that tracks.

Jim Henson: What if I did a character who plays the piano and sings in a growly voice Frank Oz: You’re describing Rowlf the dog Jim Henson: No no no this one would be a total fucking freak

neither pro-Stancil nor anti-Stancil, but a secret pro-third thing (going outside)

Getting to goof around with my 8yo nephew or my 5yo cousin are some of my favourite things in the world. The only downside to it is that I’m not able to keep up with them.

30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine

My computer should know all the same emojis as my phone!!! They grew up in the same house!!!

Once an angry mob of Romans went to the American embassy to protest the careless actions of a pilot who cut down a ski gondola and killed a dozen Italians, and when they were turned away by armed guards they destroyed the next most American thing they could find: Planet Hollywood

the default, cringe pose of "I must support Tough Military Action because I am Tough" is both morally wrong and bad politics

I suspect there’s been a shift in priority towards using songs the target audience is likely to know. A devaluing of taste and discovery. But that’s just conjecture, based on the fact that I can’t remember when a scene used a song I didn’t know so well I went on to loop it for a week

Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.

all this is both foolish and unnecessary

Another post from a Venezuelan friend:

Seeing that Captain America panel posted everywhere again. The next two panels are worth checking out too. From Daredevil #283 (1990) by Ann Nocenti and Mark Bagley.

Saw someone use the Ghibli ai shit on a still from DUNE, an offense for which almost any character from DUNE would immediately murder them

never forget

Unfortunate, but true: the only antidote to poster’s madness is having a rich and fulfilling personal life

watching metropolis. i hope she plays pink pony club

My favorite characters in John Wick are the guys who chase John Wick into the Gun and Knife Museum.

You see, at a certain follower level you stop being a person and become an institution customers can complain to, like a bank

John Wick is just guys dancing around together but most of them get shot to death in the process.

dumb times create dumb men, dumb men create really dumb times, really dumb times create really dumb men, really dumb men create really really dumb times

Great Value Satan

Jane Trudell, wherever you are, we salute you.

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

good morning

It's more than a little disconcerting that invading another country to steal its resources is now less controversial and more acceptable to my government and much of this country than me using the bathroom

Thoroughly Mabel South Africa, Gauteng, Johannesburg, Cemetery Records, 1840-2019

So when can you start

Stop saying that all Schumer and Jeffries ever do is write strongly worded letters. Bullshit. They're not strongly worded at all.

I once witnessed my buddy @mitchgustafson.bsky.social struggle for his life through a mcdonald’s drive thru order of “two mcduggles, regularly”

Finally, the Venezuelan people will have the self-determination of being ruled by an American megadonor running what he wants to say in Spanish through AI

The Joker’s theft of artworks from the Gotham Art Museum raise a host of extraordinary legal issues, say experts

Works by American artist David Benjamin Sherry, 2010s-20s, whose photo practice uses traditional film techniques and color filters as a means of "queering" traditional landscape photography.

man i'm starting to think that the worst human invention was Countries

I made a playlist

The "no worries if not!" opposition party.

“Sometimes you don’t survive whole. You only survive in part. But the *grandeur* of life is that attempt. It’s not about the solution. It’s about being as fearless as one can and behaving as beautifully as one can under completely impossible circumstances.”

my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

im not joking, i think a huge reason theyre doing this is bc in their minds war is masculine and penis and being against war is feminine and vagina

I would take Goofus out behind the shed and shoot him. Gallant I would shoot somewhere else, a place of honor

A desperate dying man with unlimited power unrestrained thanks to an extremist party will gladly burn the world before he exits.