lounging at a pool watching boats float by on the river: an enjoyable experience

found a shirt that looks like neapolitan ice cream yesterday and now it's mine

you aren't unemployable, you're just

the real test will be the drive home, but i'm pretty sure i've been more comfortable driving the honda pilot than i was in the mercedes cle

i'd make a joke about the staff at this coffee shop not having time to lean, but this level of dust is 100% on the owner

as someone who's experienced a too-low flyover in person, let me tell you this is the absolute closest you ever want a fighter jet to get to you the pilots also lost their wings over it

a notoriously bad local restaurant just closed (not barberitos), and i'm so sad i never got to eat there. i wanted to try the burger restaurant with indian food so bad a stranger yelled at my brother about it for several minutes after he mistook my brother's hat for one from that restaurant

take me with you, and i'll cook whatever you want every night of the week. that would be a good deal in a lot of cities, but it might be the best deal anyone's ever been offered in boston

all i'm seeing is more evidence that driving a small red european hatchback makes you hot

put a kid who's really good at memorizing things in an environment where they're never forced to think critically, and you get a special kind of highly educated moron who's very good at one or two things but hasn't actually thought about anything in decades because they just memorize arguments

if i found the right guy, the man who wrote this is 77 years old all the "too woke" women he's complaining about are literally baby boomers

after beating france that badly, spain should probably move additional forces into the pyrenees or it risks losing madrid within weeks

sorry to ruin the jokes but i guarantee they aren't investigating taco bell itself they want to know where those taco bells got their lettuce and other raw produce. they're most likely trying to find the farm owner who sold vegetables contaminated by human sewage it's gross but so is cyclospora

the most annoying thing about stupid housing construction methods going viral is that there's already a cool innovative way to build houses fast called icf (insulated concrete forms). you basically build your house out of giant legos, fill them with concrete, and 80% of your house is done

hey @mondilator.bsky.social look what's for sale and already has your name on it

i need to know how the people who made this medical intake form decided these would be the only four possible answers to an otherwise very normal question

oh hey my aftermath t showed up

printing this out, then going back in time to explain to alan jackson that it's all toby keith's fault

has anyone started the rumor that elon musk is the father of ben shapiro's new baby yet

With immeasurable thanks to God, I'm proud to announce no babies have been added to the Woodard family this morning!

the only people in your life who truly care about you are the ones who texted you to make sure you'd seen the lindsey graham news

never forget jannik sinner was in an andrea bocelli music video

click down far enough in the comments on any youtube video that has nothing to do with avatar the last airbender, and you'll inevitably find at least two weirdos still shouting at each other about all the reasons one tribe is better than the other

my oconee county barbecue > their oconee county barbecue

i guess technically graham platner could still become a senator if he plays his cards right

well i guess i'm going to have to monitor jeremy clarkson's social media accounts for the next 4 days

stale solbakken texas longhorns fan confirmed

how about this time we save everyone 30 minutes and skip straight to the penalty kicks

*taking notes* "replace chuck schumer with someone hotter"

If you've been waiting to fight me I'm on Mansell road by the movie theater and Passador steakhouse until my car finishes charging

funny enough, go back to 2014 or so, and i'd just started dating someone who'd been a state-competitive tennis player in high school. i'd played a good bit of ping pong but hadn't touched a racket since i was a kid. so she took me to a court and taught me how to play. obviously she was way better

day 3 of teaching myself piano and i bet i'm already better at this than most 5 year olds

everyone says they want a wood-frame house, but it doesn't take nearly as many cow chips to heat a dugout

if you google "antipopemoble" and then click to make it stop showing you results for "anti popemobile" instead, one guy dominates those results, and that guy is me

fiat topolino once again highlighting how much better the u.s. would be if we had a category for vehicles that go faster than 25 mph but aren't full cars. perhaps we could even call them medium-speed vehicles, and some of them could have air conditioning but no that's silly. that would never work

let trump do whatever he wants to the white house. the worse it looks by the time he's gone, the easier it'll be to sell the public on tearing it down and replacing it with a building that looks good

sadly it's not the kind of oil news i can write about on a car blog, but matthew vandyke's back in the news, this time because he can't handle how spicy prison food is in india

if you'd never heard allison russell before today, i'm sorry your life has been so sad and empty, but the good news is it's new album release day, and we can fix that

xena is 52 times better than hercules confirmed

i can't vouch for 100% of his jokes being winners, but i'm pretty sure you can pick any subject one of the "can't joke about anything anymore" comedians has said is off limits now, and sam morril has a joke about it that's actually pretty funny

a battery powered wall clock that looks like a mechanical watch is such a dumb idea it almost circles back around and becomes great

oh my hands do not like b minor. terrible chord. who made the piano this way.

starting to think i may be writing my way out of ever getting cast on a future season of the real world/road rules challenge

sure, get excited about being able to buy canadian chips in the u.s. but you'll only have yourselves to blame when your commercials are all poulet rouge and protect ontario

If there must be a parking space in this complex that lets you shoot your headlights into my bedroom, I should be allowed to park there by default

is there a patron saint of making awful men go away

after years of complaining about trump's "intellectual zambonis" coming in to clean up his gibberish and reframe what he says/does as smart and good, the pod bros obviously recognize they were platner's moral zambonis, right?

Just further proof that L.L. Bean is superior

you'd think the watch country would have better accuracy

time for some free soccer