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My favorite fact is that in Florida the guns come from gun owners leaving the guns in their unlocked cars. The state allows for on person carry but establishments can still ban them so they leave them in their cars ulocked because that's smart, and people steal them.

Huh I wonder what in the world could have possibly happened

RIP Toby Keith you would have loved federal agents tear gassing that guy dressed like a frog

I’m pulling out phrases I haven’t used in years to pray for Dolly. It’s “hedge of protection” time

Man, could you imagine having thousands of single straight women withing 15 minutes of where you live as a single straight guy? That would be so horrible. Truly the worst thing anyone has ever come up with.

It's important for the teams you beat to do as well as possible so your wins look more impressive, but also, every time I remember that Texas is no longer ranked, it fills me with so much joy

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Finally felt good enough to go to the climbing gym for the first time since I got COVID, and wow, I really did lose every ounce of endurance I'd recently built up.

The number of people who saw "two-lane road" and assumed I was talking about a four-lane road isn't exactly surprising, but it's still incredibly depressing.

Oh no little lizard no why did you have to climb into the box fan

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It will never stop being incredibly annoying how convenient it is to have a dozen breakfast burritos in the fridge. Sure, I love it, but I have to do this every week to get the benefit of having breakfast burritos available at all times? Ugh

TCU punt hits a Colorado player in the back and gets recovered by TCU

The speed at which that edible hit my mouth when my GF said someone else was picking her up from work just now

Here is my cat helping me drive today

Just bought a smoked chicken from a 9 year old wearing a Sublime shirt

DOOOOOOOIIINNNKKKK FOR UNC

Me, every Saturday of football season, about 30 seconds before reminding everyone that Georgia is a second-half team

later some guy from minnesota reached the north pole on a skidoo on a bet

In case you also want to turn off reposts

"If you want an Aston Martin, why would you get the SUV?" More like, if you want an SUV, why not get the Aston Martin?

This never would've happened if Taylor had chosen to work with Dave Cobb instead of going back to Max Martin and Shellback

You could triple my salary, and I'd still buy cheap lamps. You could cut my salary in half, and I'd still buy good sheets.

My favorite music movie/documentary, Athens, GA Inside/Out, is slated for preservation via UGA film archives. They're fundraising & 1/2way there. Pretty cool project. If you're a music journalist, I'd love to connect you with the folks making this happen. give.uga.edu/funders/insi...

UPDATE: THE REPLACEMENT HOTEL HAS NO RUNNING WATER DUE TO A SUDDEN ISSUE. IT’S OKAY, THOUGH, BECAUSE THE EX HUSBAND OF THE STONED WOMAN IN THE ELEVATOR HAS VOLUNTEERED TO FIX IT AND THE HOTEL ACTUALLY TOOK HIM UP ON IT.

Even creepier given that this was written by a 63-year-old dude

A reality dating show, but they're all on shrooms instead of drunk

it sure was a surreal experience to show up to a protest for press freedom organized by my press colleagues and i and to see a ton of signs saying “thank you journalists” that none of us knew were coming thank you @riseandresist.bsky.social

Two neighbors are doing what I'm pretty sure are porch repairs, and the older one is teaching the younger one as they go, and he's so good at explaining things, it's hard to not eavesdrop

keith urban and nicole kidman announce their split and then the government shuts down. makes u think…….

Happy government shutdown, I guess?

Ok farm facts are back! China is so much of the global soybean market, you can't make up losing them by selling to other countries. There isn't enough soybean demand in the world to fill that dent. And farmers... know that.

What does he mean Dems haven't been fighting back? Chuck Schumer has sent him multiple strongly worded letters.

listen, man, i am an american, i was not raised to be afraid of people who claim mushy peas as a national heritage dish. i was raised to be afraid of people holding a big mac in one hand and an assault rifle in the other and getting confused about which is in each hand.

I mean, I wasn't going to move to Hawaii and not learn to surf

i post a lot of linkedin screenshots because i think its important to know that, as dumb as you think video game executives, analysts and other old boys club members are, they're actually even dumber.

Finally met a male nurse here, and the "oh thank god another guy" energy we're both giving off right now is dangerously high

The water was a little too calm for good surfing this morning, but I still found a few decent waves

Wow it's so crazy there's no UGA game this week. I could have sworn this wasn't another bye, but nope. No Georgia football to watch this week.

He’d make a good Best Buy manager

Sunday morning Lane Kiffin is going to be something else

Wow it's so crazy there's no UGA game this week. I could have sworn this wasn't another bye, but nope. No Georgia football to watch this week.

with all due respect (none) why don't you worry about having an "unbridled desire" to treat your employees well

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This is literally what the actual "siege" of the auxiliary ICE building looks like

Imagine letting an 0-4 team take you into overtime

What a wild game so far