it's race day in indianapolis, folks

a pretty telling thing about how all this works is that Anheuser Busch aired this infamous "craft beer is for effeminate geeks" superbowl ad at the same time they were aggressively buying up craft breweries around the country. None of this is real it's just Marketing 101. Market segmentation!

the thing about being completely incurious is you can only assume every thought you have is an original one, and that means there's no reason not to share those thoughts publicly on the internet for everyone to read

Choose your fighter

Let's drink to the salt water summer And the landlocked nights down at Slim's Where American girls drink Mexican beer And city boys sing small town hymns

Don't look at me. I've been in Indiana this whole time.

drivers love condescendingly talking down to cyclists like they were born yesterday and aren't responding to the road conditions made incredibly dangerous by them in their cars

oh wow who could have ever guessed this one

hell yeah wienie 500 lfg

I'm not kidding. Colin Woodward is the author of a book about Johnny Cash.

OMG he's here? THE Colin Woodward? The Richmond-based author of "Country Boy: The Roots of Johnny Cash"???

oh no, i can already feel a creative nonfiction essay brewing

One thing people ALWAYS do? Call me Ishmael. Let me break down why.

raise hell, praise dale

No one does it like Kyle Clark

That's certainly a choice for a quote to put in a restaurant bathroom

one more step toward a lawless world where people are allowed to stand in places that force cops to drive slow

pour one out for whichever poor soul ends up having to listen to me rant about the robinson-patman act tonight

Everyone in the exit row said they'd be willing to help in case of emergency, but none of them are doing anything about the A/C being off

I may only be up 2 pounds in the last 2 weeks, but the difference it made in getting from the shuttle to my gate was basically night and day

shuttle driver is blasting the climb, idk what kind of sign it is, but it feels like a sign

Indy 500 here I come

Talladega Nights is old enough to vote, and it has been for a while now. Please, I'm begging you, stop referencing it like the jokes are still funny and haven't been quoted to death. Everyone can see the reference you're about to make coming from a mile away. It's the opposite of humor.

I decided to play some inside baseball and do a long write-up about what this event was like, and why I think it's so cool that Mercedes is really playing to culture broadly with its reveals, instead of just nerdy auto journalists. www.jalopnik.com/2178243/merc...

forget all the other bad stuff that's going to come out of it, the changes google's making to search are already making it harder to do my job, and it's only going to get worse. i can't use information i find without source links, and that's the last thing google wants to show you anymore

all i want from the kingdom come lord of the rings game is to ignore the main story and build a little hobbit farm in the shire with my friends

other countries have phones just like the u.s. and haven't had nearly as many problems with them, but you also can't look at the u.s. and not think phones are a problem, so maybe the real problem is american culture

But cooling your home is morally wrong! No, I can't explain why heating your home is good and acceptable, while cooling your home makes you a weak, terrible person, but that doesn't change a thing. The elderly should di...just open a window

tagging joyce carol oates every time a restaurant gets my order wrong so she can feel alive on bluesky again

if there's anything less interesting than an unnecessarily long combat scene that does nothing but describe exactly how two people kick, punch, and attempt to stab each other, i haven't found it

Oh man, I'm getting so close to finally being strong enough again to grocery shop without worrying about picking up the heavy stuff too early and wearing myself out That's going to be a good day

Jalopnik's Woodard expects widespread sales of weird little EVs that look like anime characters this year

So just checking here, this Colossal Biosciences company doesn't happen to have any concerning ties to that Jeffrey Epstein fellow, does it?

YOU: I love Crazy by Patsy Cline because it reminds me of my grandma & I bonding over her record collection. She's been gone 15 yrs ago today and I miss her with all my heart SOME 60 Y/O LIBERAL: can't imagine why you'd like a song called Crazy, that would just remind me of Cheeto-in-Chief Drumpf 😂

too soon

Learned tonight that I've had read receipts on for who knows how long, and I didn't immediately hurl my body off a bridge into a pit filled with alligators, so don't you dare tell me antidepressants don't work

actually, claiming the artists and albums your brain wants to listen to are the most reliable indicators of what you're feeling at any given time is super normal and extremely neurotypical, i don't know what that therapist was talking about

Love a plant that everyone on the internet warns you needs way less water than you think it should. Exactly my kind of plant. Those are care instructions I can handle.

Oh, is that why I was so happy walking around Savannah this weekend?

how does john fullbright make me feel like my soul is missing a piano but also like there's no point even buying a keyboard

Personally I think maybe it's probably a good thing that teen pregnancy rates are lower than they used to be

@ grok exactly what history are we supposed to be preserving in downtown tybee

don't worry y'all, i know a guy

i should call him

Hot mom check-in (what what), hot mom check-in (smooth and sexy)

I mean, I get it. Sometimes a new face is nice. The best thing about growing a beard and gaining a ton of weight was people I knew but didn't want to talk to no longer recognizing me on the street.

a few readers seem confused how i live too far from the airport to get there and back without stopping to charge my fiat, and the truth is i actually live extremely close to an airport, but no one thinks i'm worth private jet money

a few readers seem confused how i live too far from the airport to get there and back without stopping to charge my fiat, and the truth is i actually live extremely close to an airport, but no one thinks i'm worth private jet money

Wait, I went all the way to sleep, went through an entire sleep cycle, woke back up, and it's only what-30 am?

turns out the losing side of 35 involves a lot of trying to find literally any bar or restaurant with seating that's comfortable enough for me to sit for more than an hour without being sore the next day