Did the federal government really just pay Mike Tyson to complain that people are too "fudgy"?

You shouldn't be allowed to kick field goals in the Super Bowl. Touchdowns only or GTFO.

I'm a bean influencer

jesus christ, this giovanni guy on love is blind italy suuuuucks

I went from being a ‘beans are gross’ guy to an ‘if I could pick one meal to three times a day for the rest of my life, it’d be black beans and rice’ guy. Open your heart to beans is what I’m saying.

So anyway, I made beans to go with dinner tonight

I won't pretend I understand why so many Americans have such a pathological aversion to eating beans that many would pick certain, painful death over eating them. But at least that should help keep them ridiculously cheap while everything else gets more expensive.

i love this guy so much

I would pay cash money and several Lego sets for audio of this hearing

I believe that Tran Girlismo, by episode 2, may already have some of the best listeners of any podcast on the planet

violent crime in the u.s. has dropped drastically from its peak in the 90s also, tvs weigh significantly less than they did in the 90s did heavy tvs cause violent crime? seems like someone should investigate

Your reminder that the National Prayer Breakfast, like the entire Christian Nationalist project it is part of, is in fact a real form of Christianity. It is one (very powerful!) branch of a diverse family of religious traditions. Saying that it is "fake Christianity" is theology, not description.

as i've been saying, Tropicana is not discontinuing nor are the white label brands & frozen concentrate remains the only way to have actual fresh juice year-round that isn't loaded with chemicals to make up for lost flavor in pasteurization

this is serious, but also anne Hathaway better be taking notes for the next princess diaries movie

iNmune system

It was probably only a matter of time before Elon started Lane Kiffin posting

Nothing upsets media execs quite like workers demanding a fair wage to continue creating the work that makes those same execs rich.

Hmmm...Hearst. Where have I heard that name before? Surely, that couldn't be William Randolph Hearst Jr.'s son. The family that owns Car and Driver, Road & Track, and Bring A Trailer would have nothing to do with Epsten, right?

The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.

hello close internet friends whom I already love very much, would you perhaps consider giving me about $800 a month for the next 72 months?

ladies what's stopping you from dressing like kaitlin olsen's character morgan gillory in the abc primetime cop drama high potential

Special election in Fort Worth went well, you say?

Guess I'm not going anywhere today either

A lot of people are surprised at how stupid our rulers seem in the Epstein emails but then you look at how they think bari weiss and elon musk and david brooks are super smart…

"2" min, 4" likely, 7.5" boom" belongs on your dating profile, not my snow forecast

Now is not the time, weather. The ice from the last storm just barely finished melting.

You can tell the Fallout show is fiction because they have a Canadian character who pretends to be an American

oh man, this is so good

Well, you see, if Republicans don't go for this, then they will have fallen into Jeffries' brilliantly laid trap, forcing them to admit they support deporting citizens. And then the magical fairness fairy will swoop in and set everything right, and Jeffries will finally become president.

sorry y'all I don't think the belichick breakup news is legit

Tommy usually checks out by halftime anyway

finally a job for me

hello I am launching my very own podcast with @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay where we (mostly casually!) chat about car culture in the decline of the American empire, auto racing, and industry news interspersed with tales of our former auto journo careers. we call it TRAN GIRLISMO

The revolution begins in Starkville

they tell each other that their wives and children at home really do love and miss them

(finding out a person you vaguely dislike roots for a team you hate) mmm, once again my intuition proves impeccable

You (yes you!) could completely ruin my life for the low, low price of $24,999

It could be worse, but gotta say, not a fan

No thank you

damn you really do not want to win the sacko in the uk

Maybe they just put his phone on the top shelf.

speak for yourself, lady

oh my god

Building the morning fire is a lot more enjoyable when you're camping and not stuck at home without heat.

wait why is everyone suddenly talking about my new friend who promised to get me weapons and explosives?

Power's still on, but the downstairs heat decided to stop working, so we just haaaad to build a fire

that tie knot is the same width as his head

remember when a group of armed right wing militia members had a month-long standoff with federal agents in 2016 and then they were all acquitted? haha that was so crazy. anyway what were you saying about being armed and "obstructing federal agents"?

Rude

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