Besides just being mean, it really seems like flushing a rat back down the toilet doesn't really solve the initial problem

This is blasphemous.

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

Between Jake Paul and this, it feels like we’re walking into 2026 with the wind in our sails.

It was always so funny in Looney Tunes when something exploded in Daffy Duck's face and sent his bill spinning around and around his head, and it was even funnier when that happened to Jake Paul last night

dude's all fucking big when he's beating the shit out of a woman but a social media influencer rocks his world. what a pile of shit

Knowing too much about or caring excessively about your family lineage is fascist to me.

i did not have Jake Paul getting his shit wrecked by a professional boxer on my bingo-oh nope, there it is

You don't have to believe people can be trans to mind your own fucking business.

*Opens bluesky* *closes bluesky*

Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.

HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering* ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin DETECTIVE: ME: are you getting apricot notes

"Actually we are all pieces of shit."

I need the biggest metaphor you’ve got . . . No, that’s too big

It's been 12 years now, 12 years of liberals asking this question. How can people *really* not know this by now?

congratulations to sean o’brien www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Finally some good goddamn news

So many people earnestly replying they thought he was better than this. WHY!? Why did you think the rich man was your friend? Your pain means less taxes for him. You fucking fool! He's a billionaire. He's a money junkie! "I hope this addict chooses me over his habit" you fucking numbskulls!!!!

Substack AND ai? What are we even doing anymore

This rules.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

Georgia Republicans reviewing these results:

You will be visited by 3 spirits.

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

environmental storytelling

What’s a Film You watched Way too Young? 🎥 (thanks mom & dad for the nightmares)

Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:

1) this is amazing 2) why is Israel part of “Eurovision.” It’s not part of Europe!

I have a sexy body that I’m willing to put on display but everyone keeps harassing me by saying “what are you doing with that corpse” and “I’m calling the police”

[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you

"I'm being paid the same now, when I make 500 shirts a day, as I did when I made 50 shirts a day. Where the fuck is the money going?" The popular idea of luddites is entirely due to generations of capitalists trying their damnedest to obscure what is a very simple issue.

Pitchfork unveils it's top artists of the year!

When you shit on enough cars to unlock the cool skin

Holy shit, I’m rewatching, and just caught this. Can’t believe they missed it

If you think your job is not to tell the truth but to "challenge your audience's assumptions" if the latter is in tension with the former then you're going to end up lying. bsky.app/profile/larr...

the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

It's maddening that it's considered smart politics to meekly mumble these idiotic slogans in response to being called Socialist instead of saying "Yeah asshole it's good when people have enough to live on and it's bad when billionaire sociopaths abuse us all"

Butlerian Jihad now.