a clear toaster so you can see how toast the toast is

You people are bonkers. I can’t believe I’m best friends with all of you.

Idk. Good morning! 🩷

WEAK ON CRIME

This is NUTS www.thehandbasket.co/p/trump-usai...

everyone involved in the dismantling of USAID should be forced to spend their lives watching graphic videos of what they have subjected people to in their callousness, clockwork orange style

At today's doctor's appointment and they have taken more time to ensure payment than I have spent with any doctor.

On the way back down. Sunrise this morning from Glastonbury Tor.

The days I post a lot here are the days I’m *doing ok *unable to face my real life and hiding here

I think I’ve got four maybe five phone updates left in me.

Did anyone else see this message in the clouds this morning? #LookUpAtTheSkyDay

Once again I am expected to prepare my own dinner

look nobody’s gonna give up garlic for you

'Molten Gold sky' I haven't seen a sunrise like that for a while! This morning from St Michael's tower on Glastonbury Tor.

y'all still eating popcorn like orville redenbacher wasn't weak on crime

Y'all still eating peanut butter candies like reeces wasn't weak on crime

I’m not saying this is me but, y’know, it could be.. 🤣 🧶 #knit

So much to do and no intention of doing it.

good morning to everyone except that fucker at the other end of the office who's been slapping his spoon against his bowl for the past thirty minutes just finish your goddamn breakfast already

I was 𝘏𝘈𝘕𝘎𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘖𝘕 𝘍𝘖𝘙 𝘋𝘌𝘈𝘙 𝘓𝘐𝘍𝘌 out the passenger side of my best friend's ride! I was hollering for help you self-centered asshole

once gta6 comes out, you'll never see me again

when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to

When you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to

Yeah, the papacy was famously an apolitical entity for nearly two millennia.

It’s been an eventful day. Steve has seized Rome. He’s not sure how, or what to do next.

cashier: did you find everything you were looking for? me: *gazing melancholically into the middle distance* I thought so, once

He hasn’t seen it.

Pope Leo: "I have no fear, neither of the Trump administration nor speaking out loudly about the message of the gospel."

Cardinal Cupich: "We're dehumanizing the victims of war by turning the suffering of people & killing of children & our own soldiers into entertainment. To splice together movie cuts w/ actual bombings & targeting of people for purposes of entertainment is sickening. This is not who we are."

I am having a cosmic apple sprinkled with cinnamon about it. God dammit.

“I didn’t see it”. To Mike Johnson and all the Republican shitbirds who roll this out in response to what appears to be a psychotic break by the President of the United States: It’s your job to see it. It’s your job to serve as a check on abuse of power. You’re not a patriot, you’re a worm.

But they were all of them deceived, Charlie Brown.

Arrive 1/2 early for your doctor's appointment so that we can pull you into a tiny room and grill you about payment. Only for the doctor to be a 1/2 hour late and excuse her tardiness by claiming she's overwhelmed. Healthcare in this country is a not-funny joke.

Usha go skydiving girl he can’t do nothin

*drops my emotional baggage Weigh me now

Atlanta is 40% lawyer billboards by mass

Had to turn off Meet the Press. Instead I’ll be watching the livestream of the Big Bear eagles’ nest. Little buggers are already starting to grow! #Nature

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

NEW: Kansas lawmakers override governor's veto to enact SAVE Kansas Act, which will make it more difficult to register to vote, but easier to get purged. This makes Kansas just the latest state to pass its own version of Trump’s agenda of restricting ballot access and suppressing voter turnout.

Check out this innovative collapsible dice tower! Perfect for limited spaces, it combines practicality with 3D printing technology for easy transport and storage.

An amazing find - reading a book from the op shop and found this ninety-year-old stamp inside!

have you ever had a dream that you could hold a conversation with cheese no me neither

nobody is making you bring up Weinstein as a guy you'd vote for against trump. there is no world in which you would have the opportunity to make that decision. all you are doing is showing your ass

Me smelling lilacs outside for the first time this year. #MJMlilacReport

there are three things certain in life: death, taxes, and people willing to defend pedophiles and rapists

I hate being online when there is new sexual assault allegation discourse. It's so dispiriting seeing the way people talk about sexual violence against women and how willing people are to overlook egregious behavior from men in power.

TIL you can buy little tiny bags of pickles at the hardware store. Little bags of fuken pickles right TF there by the GD leaf bags WHY IS THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IGNORING THIS

I am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘cat looking for: ⚪️ A relationship ⚪️ A friendship 🔘 little a salami

In Polish there’s a nonsense rhyming phrase (similar to the English “okey dokey, artichokey”) that goes dobrze panie bobrze. It means “Ok, Mr Beaver.”