A lot of 1990s photos of Oasis look like this to me.

1st base: kissing 2nd base: petting base 10: math stuff

Why do republicans keep referring to the stock market in dollars instead of points?

I think we all need this right now…

I knew I saw this somewhere before. Funny that it’s almost exactly what’s actually happening now.

Glad you brought this up - this Mexican is the first and only in this sport, and everyone was impressed by her determination - the USA gold medalists were so sweet, she removed her skis and hugged her dearly. The MSNBC cut out all of it. Why? That's the best of the #Olympics! empathy and love.

15 years ago today I arrived on Downing Street in a cage. I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong. Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole. Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you... (Photos AP)

If you’re my valentine, I’m getting you a dozen mozzarella sticks

Asking the moon to be my valentine

Happy valentines day 🦈 #art #sharks

maybe next year i’ll find my mike

My sister’s dog Max was either born or got on Valentine’s Day so it’s his birthday of sorts, and I thought you’d all appreciate him as a puppy.

Losing the historical, irreplaceable documents of the Goddard Space Library would be detrimental to space science. You can help save the library by visiting this link below! tinyurl.com/ycxc83yd (1/4🧵)

When I was working on Hubble I would sometimes hang out in this library for a short break (it was in my building). I still have a couple of books they gave away when updating their stacks. So this has special meaning to me.

someone stole my dish of hot potato covered in cheese, so I'm persona non gratin

right, so, some quite insane professional news from me: last month I went to Paris to interview Gisèle Pelicot about what happened to her, and what her life looks like now - out in print on Sunday

would it kill this platform to include a little "nice" animation any time you're the 69th like

pocket sized shark 🦈 #art #shark

Me: I need to be productive today Also me:

My church is making and collecting preemie caps to deliver to a local NICU. I am practically in tears thinking about these tiny, sweet, little babies. Thinking "happy, healthy" baby into every stitch. 🧶

It’s not only deranged behaviour. It’s appears to be acceptable behaviour. How is this complete disdain for rules of order and professional conduct continually accepted? How are they never held to account?

my friend invited me over for a baked potato. life is good.

I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12, whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.

Interviewer: how do you feel about working on weekends? Me: I feel like I already hate it here

Over a third of Frida Kahlo's paintings were self-portraits. Although her paintings often mixed fantasy with realism, she said, "I never painted dreams. I painted my own reality."

A group of Buddhist monks has finally reached Washington, D.C., on foot, completing a 15-week trek for peace from Texas apnews.com/article/budd...

Brooklyn, NY. March 5th. The Twisted Spine. BE THERE.

imagine training for years only for this to happen

A coworker says “Great Morning” instead of “Good Morning” and I feel like that should be a fireable offense.

Remember when we were little and couldn’t wait to grow up? We were so stupid.

Hey … remember this year we said we’re diving more into our hobbies. Just for fun. Because there’s value in fun. (Also your nervous system needs it)

“I followed the rules. I’ve done great in the community. I’ve never abused any of the conditions of the stay or of my supervision…I’m so scared, I cannot go back." ICE brutally detained a minister in Vermont. Now, the Trump administration wants to send him back to Uganda, where he was tortured.

discord: please verify your age me: *lets out a sigh that seems to crawl out of my lungs rather than be exhaled, dense with fatigue, disappointment, so profoundly Gen X it practically hums with the ghosts of mixtapes, dial-up modems, and being told to “just deal with it”* discord: age verified

Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold

Mom said you aren’t liking my skeets because you’re jealous of me it’s OK but I still feel sorry for u

Thread 😂

During his lifetime, Claude Monet painted more than 250 water lilies paintings, seemingly never stopping to say, “Enough. Enough for now.”

If lizards had legs, they'd kick you. (they do and they would)

Aquarius’s representation as a man pouring a stream of water out of a jug may be because in ancient times, the rising of Aquarius coincided with a period of floods and rain in the Middle East. Another conspiracy theory for them to consider.

At the 1936 Olympics, Haiti and Liechtenstein discovered they essentially had the same flag. To avoid future confusion, Haiti added its national crest, and Liechtenstein added a yellow crown. Both are really, really ridiculously good-looking.

Herb = leafy part of plants Spice = aromatic seeds, bark, flowers, and roots of plants that have been dried and crushed So, depending on which part of the cumin plant you use, it could either be considered an herb or a spice.

Cumin is an annual plant of the parsley family. Dried fruits of the cumin plant, which look more like seeds, are used as a spice in many different cuisines. If it helps, the difference between an herb and a spice has to do with which part of the plant is used. 🧵⬇️

Age verification? I lived through the ecstasy of *that* song finally coming on, only to have the farfignewton dj talk over the last 5 seconds agony

✨️ Spread Love ♥️ Be Love 💫 ✊🏽🌎✊🏻 Never let racism win 👇🏽

♥️‼️ Evolve with UNITY ‼️♥️ We ♥️ Minnesota 👇🏽👇🏻✊🏽🌎✊🏻

Told someone I was busy doing important things and couldn't hang out. important things I was doing: