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enemy of brevity, friend of folly
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Mike Schuster
10 months ago
Print is dead
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counterpoint: Weapons (2025)
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Blue sky nice ghost
5 days ago
And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany's And she said she'd like to watch Roman Holiday Then we discussed maybe streaming Sabrina And I said, well we still need to see Charade
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mattie lubchansky
over 1 year ago
you KNOW when the soundtrack in the movie switches from extradiegetic to diegetic during the course of the same song??? it's absolute bedlam. me and the boys jumping up and down, screaming, breaking the couch etc
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Ryan Marino, MD
21 days ago
This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you donât think it sounds important
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Universal Public Monster
20 days ago
He died, for your fashion sins
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Josh Gondelman
24 days ago
Sure thereâs no ethical consumption under capitalism but some of it is waaaaay less ethical.
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Disney Prime Video +
28 days ago
One Cattle After Another (2025)
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Foone
28 days ago
Happy Bisexual visibility day, from VGAPride!
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aaron
about 1 month ago
don't say people weren't celebrating, that won't help. they're coming after people who clearly weren't celebrating. what you need to be doing instead is defending everyone they come after no matter what because they don't get to make mourning nazis a requirement. concede nothing to the fascists
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Helena Fitzgerald
about 1 month ago
in retrospect, thereâs probably never been a name as threatening as âAmerica Onlineâ
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Jay Jaffe
about 1 month ago
Editor: You get that illustration of the box of Grape Nuts and the gentleman? Illustrator: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what.
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cow tools daily
about 2 months ago
well ain't this place a geographical oddity?
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K. A. âKĂźck Ă Ăâ PillĂ«
about 2 months ago
PALPATINE: Did you ever hear that the Pixies recorded a second, much slower, version of âWave of Mutilation?â I thought not. Itâs not a record they would sell you at the mall. Itâs a slow jam for real heads, and you can only get it in European imports
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Maybe It Will Happen Today
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Travis comma bitch
2 months ago
I thought she was drinking out of a hose for 35 years
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Douglas Wolk
2 months ago
I really want there to be a Nancy pinball machine just so it can say âSLUGGO IS LITâ
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never helps out in the yard
3 months ago
youâre not reelin in the years, bro? youâre seriously not stowin away the time?? lmao. grow up.
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Chelsea M. Cameron (she/they)
2 months ago
Me, starting a new show: this shit better be gay
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Conor
2 months ago
Guy who invents time travel but finds out that itâs impossible to change anything in the past without disrupting the Space Time Continuum so he uses his Time Machine exclusively to try Limited Time Offerings from Fast Food restaurants throughout history.
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Andrew "TmsT" Kepple
11 months ago
#cowtools
#Tool
#FarSide
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Pavel
3 months ago
I asked ChatGPT and it said that I was a credulous rube who would believe anything if the message was delivered with a sufficient degree of fawning subservience
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meliss-AAAAAHHH!
3 months ago
sure isaac asimovs foundation was great but what about his eyeliner blush and nail polish
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Same Sad Echo
3 months ago
KING: you there! Baker! how many blackbirds did you bake in this pie?? BAKER: four KING: are you fucking stupid?? thatâs not nearly enough blackbirds you idio- BAKER: and twenty đ
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ceej
3 months ago
water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
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good hyuck, babe!
3 months ago
yeah lemme marry a uhhhhhh archaeologist
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Blue sky nice ghost
4 months ago
Guy who gets eaten in a zombie movie because he can't figure out a Tesla's weird little door handle
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salad bar ham cubes
4 months ago
Change my pitch up, caulk my sink up
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Joshua Rivera
4 months ago
what always kills me about this stuff is that most people wonât even know. they donât know what happened today, and the direct line between it and their loss of healthcare or what have you. That the misery encroaching on their lives was intentional, and done by people staring them in the eye
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Rachel Cole
4 months ago
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eli yudin
4 months ago
âExisting in this world? Thatâs a statement of bravery. One we applaud you for. Donât ever underestimate how much courage it takes to be human. Weâre all in this fight togetherâ -the back of every bag of like, ranch-flavored pita chips
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Matthewăăă
4 months ago
Fortunato (coughing): Youâre certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
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Down Here For Your Soul
4 months ago
ok buddy let's take it down a notch
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Microplastics Spookmelier
4 months ago
manager: you make that allergy warning sign for the counter? employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked manager: what
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Present & Correct
4 months ago
The Phillips TV Test Screen, and what each section means. Images from Wiki
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blaaaaaaaaaines
5 months ago
you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore
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john granule
5 months ago
you belong here. with us
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Piper Paige
7 months ago
Imagine you had sex with Columbo and he didn't get you off and he starts getting dressed and right before he leaves he goes "oh, just one more thing" then just goes crazy on your shit, straight animalistic, giving u the craziest orgasm of yr life
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Sound of Falling sounds terrific, but this is the first thing I think of when I see the poster.
5 months ago
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Jesse Hawken
5 months ago
Bewitched, bothered AND bewildered? In THIS economy?
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blink-sun8tzu
6 months ago
me: (studying menu) so what's good here? venus flytrap: [indistinct whisper] me: sorry, what's that? flytrap: [inaudible] me: (leaning in) sorry I can't hear--(jerks back) oh hoho, nice try, pal
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Andy
6 months ago
Happy Gould Friday
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Sterf, perhaps
6 months ago
I hope the designer of this lil guy on my pizza box lives a long and lovely life. Look at this meatball.
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mr. cannoli
7 months ago
they made cherry tomatoes so you have something to heckle babies with
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your friend natey
8 months ago
"how the hell did they get the van buren estate to sign off on this?" -- me through all 10 hours of the brutalist
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Sara McWeaponsry
8 months ago
I love leaving voice mails for my senators where I say things like "the USPS is very important to our country" as if I'm helping a small child with a book report or describing our civilization to an alien
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Big Natural Resources
8 months ago
No one knows how many clowns can fit in a cybertruck because they all have too much dignity to be seen in one.
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DougExeter
about 2 years ago
DIG through the fridges to MAKE some sandwiches theres HAM and what looks like arugula
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Joseph Fink
8 months ago
"we're going to turn people against federal employees" you mean like their mailman? You think they're going to hate the mailman and not the person threatening the mailman?
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