It sure doesn’t feel that way, but I know it’s true. #Poetry

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Make her a risotto you coward

I have strong feelings about colonizing countries trying to restrict immigrants from entering them. You did this - now fix it

Fun fact- paper straws are often bound together by wheat and are not safe for people with celiac disease.

Crying at a museum is extra edgy, right?

I messed up something in my knitting and I cannot figure out what I did 😭

I'm bringing sexy back, but it's just my right eye twitching uncontrollably.

Numbers that aren’t divisible by two seem odd to me.

Just watched a video of Sliwa’s concession speech that Reuters posted and honestly, the best thing about the internet is people roasting others in the comments.

Some thought provoking advice from Charles Baudelaire "Be Drunk” (Enivrez-vous) Be drunk, be continually drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue... #poetry #poemoftheday

This kinda describes me

The world needs more sanctuaries in the form of libraries, bookstores, bakeries, museums, and art studios.

I’m a documentary portrait photographer, so landscapes aren’t really my thing. However, I love the ocean. Last year, I took this photo and it still makes me so happy. It’s such a seamless transition from water to sky.

the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo

Just look at that sweet face!

I went to New England, and all I got was crabs.

I think anyone who observed my life from the outside would probably be surprised to learn that I don’t own a robe

Nobody: Me: (thinking) damn, you guys aren’t posting anything new* *was scrolling my own profile

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can't stop smiling

Dating tip: If they don’t laugh at your puns, they are not your person.

It is 1994. I am wearing Ray Ban Baloramas and a bunch of woven leather bracelets. I did not know at the time that this would be the zenith of my cool.

Nancy Pelosi: "I want to spend more time insider trading with my family"

Something real

Yesterday's sunset was ridiculously gorgeous. Just bonkers. Bay Ridge, Brooklyn

Society plummeted when everyone pretended to hate Nickelback

Every drawer can be a junk drawer if you commit to it.

If the government is shut down can I just walk in and get the Epstein files?

Comfortably numb.

You're officially old when she sends you a nude selfie and all you're interested in is what kind of pizza in the box behind her.

Entropy and decay stalk us. Relentless, inevitable. All that we love will become as dust in the wind. Scooting over to Wendy’s to get a Triple Baconator meal and a diet Coke

being understood vs being perceived

Me and you and everything we ever wanted…

Um. Huh?

Gotta appreciate a beautiful sunset 🧡

Beaver Moon was my great-aunt’s stripper name

🎶Yeah you post just to know you're alive 🎶

beavis laugh over the beaver moon

Yes I've done a sex before

Coming up on my 1 year anniversary as a crocheter, I can't tell you how exciting it is to be able to just sit without patterns and make things that will keep me warm all winter. #crochet

I’m in recovery. Not from addiction or anything- just from my awful choices when it comes to men.

I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on earth. Then I ask myself the same question. - Harun Yahya

mutual obsession and chill?

did you know you can just like, forgive yourself? all that shit you punish yourself over and over for, you don’t have to do that you can set it down and walk away and breathe deep for the first time in decades

Sometimes I ask myself, “What would Gary Busey do?” and I think I know how I fucked my life up so badly.