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Do you give the dog the Parmigiana rinds or are you a monster?

Stop telling me not to be A Negative person, it’s literally in my blood

Yo, who’s up (changing their snow tires)?

I’m making Nigella Lawsons Lasagne of Love so it’s only fitting I’m stirring the meat sauce with a hand carved spoon from @saltymactavish.bsky.social

Just a girl, standing in front of a Lomi, asking “can I compost this?”

Fast forward twenty years and I now say oh my goodness you're so big to my plants

oh baby have I got quirks

Eating pills for dinner, pharm to table.

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Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a series of reminders on my phone

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Just a girl, standing in front of a Lomi, asking “can I compost this?”

Holding back the Reece’s from the Halloween bowl to eat together in bed later is the secret to a successful relationship

Yo, who’s up (changing their snow tires)?

A damn fine Halloween night if you ask me

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I’ll take you to the Op Shop baby

My manifesto is just pierogis and snuggles

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If there’s one thing I miss about having a man around the house, it’s getting my pickle jar opened

taking my adderall like HONEY we are REPLYING TO INSTAGRAM STORIES TODAY!

Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day

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Add collagen to her coffee, coward

This joke is so dad it tripped over the shoes at the front door

Do you even make her midnight pasta bro?

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Hamburger Helpline

Make her a risotto you coward

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Highlights from last week in the kitchen - turkey curry (Japanese style), Aloo Masala & Paniyaram, 7 layer nacho skillet dip, mushroom risotto 👌

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Oh those rascals

Why do four year olds know so much about dinosaurs, like lil bro you’re younger than my car loan

I’ll check your laundry’s pockets for Kleenex baby

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I’d take you Shrimp Fest baby

marriage is just watching 'house hunters' together and agreeing which people should be yeeted into the sun

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So old I'm gonna start storing used tissues in my sleeve

You think your life is tough? Try making the bed under these conditions….

Buy her a chainsaw for her birthday you coward

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True love is bonking your head on a ridiculously low doorway multiple times a day and still not wanting to be anywhere else

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You make me wanna fold and put away my clothes baby