Steven Spielberg's feature-length directorial debut in the made-for-television action thriller movie "DUEL" starring Dennis Weaver premiered #OnThisDay in 1971 on the ABC television network 📺 Universal Television 🚛 🚗

It’s Kim’s birthday tomorrow. 📸 Eliot Elisofon (1947)

For some reason I always thought the Edmund Fitzgerald shipwreck happened in the olden times. Gordon Lightfoot’s song is too haunting for an event that occurred in the same year as Laverne and Shirley.

I wish I loved anything as much as Vince Gilligan loves cul-de-sacs

Joyce Carol Oates just robbed the Louvre

[at my comedy central roast after Joyce Carol Oates reads me to filth for 45 straight minutes] Psh yeah right

Logo for Paris Tennis School If you’re looking for a logo: [email protected]

My planet Arrakis is so beautiful when the dawn’s light is early

I’m writing an obituary. Does ‘boytoy’ have a hyphen?

Beaver Moon was my great-aunt’s stripper name

Thinking today about that time in 2006 that Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face while they were hunting, and my college boyfriend responded by writing a parody of “The Longest Time” for his a cappella group called “Cheney Shot a Guy”

I’d love to but first let me check my WIND MAP

Keir Starmer sounds like a name George Lucas would come up with

Mary Blair's concept art for Disney's Sleepy Hollow adaptation.

Halloween candy has broken containment.

Happy Halloween! I hope kids like quiche

happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time

Ah yes. The four elements.

What a story for the grandchildren

This movie had to exist if for no other reason than for Faye Dunaway to rock a monocle. #VoyageOfTheDamned #TCMParty

Vincent Price handing out Dodger dogs at Dodger Stadium 1965 #Dodgers #TCMParty

On my walk I met a person walking their Golden and I asked if I could give the dog a treat. The dog sat, opened its mouth and slowly dropped a pair of socks

On my walk I met a person walking their Golden and I asked if I could give the dog a treat. The dog sat, opened its mouth and slowly dropped a pair of socks

I don’t know how you can top the genius casting of Richard Dawson in the original Running Man

Why is spaghetti so satisfying and linguine so ridiculous? Also only control freaks order angel hair pasta.

The Instagram of Dorian Gray

Pet food is usually not covered by SNAP (depending on where you are), but needing to cover more groceries may take up what you would have spent on it. Many animal shelters have pet food pantries, so check your local if you're struggling to feed your pets.

Are we calling the new ballroom the Right Wing

Right now publicists are drafting public apologies for the costumes their celebrity clients will be wearing in a week: “I’ve always been a ____ supporter of _____ and did not intend to _____. In the spirit of Halloween, I ____ a ____ which I realize was ______ and ___ __ _____."

Poirot tells Louise "Pas de blague" when she tries to claim Linnet had no enemies. In this context, it means "Quit screwing around." #DeathOnTheNile #TCMParty

The Five Families: Gambino, Genovese, Lucchese, Bonanno, and the NBA

The body language experts on YouTube are obsessed with teaching us how to identify psychopaths So far I’ve counted 9 in this CVS aisle.

yes, there is a historical relationship between Fleetwood Mac’s Tusk and MST3K

Louvre Heist was my first husband

I read an article about Mick Hucknall having "well-publicized feuds with Steve Coogan and the Gallagher brothers" and guess which Gallagher brothers came to mind first

FOR SALE: One Duke of York title. Poor condition

“This Netflix series is just awful." “And there are only four episodes."

I'll be sure and get you some All Dressed chips as well.

This corporate decision is--and I want to be subtle and even-handed in my phrasing so as not to lose any of the important nuances--stupid.

DR. PHULL McGRAGA

Mr. Hagen? We'd like to speak with you about our friend Khartoum.

Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.

You know when friends in a relationship split up and both host get togethers on the same day, and you go to one and see some friends who sided with that person, then a small group of you shuttle to the other’s and see those friends, and it’s more work and less enjoyment? Anyway I’m also on Mastodon.

No thank you, windows that unfold to become tiny balconies

If you obey the administration’s demands to use its NewSpeak vocabulary, why would I ever trust you to describe its actions objectively?

Behold, a token remnant from an old, antiquated British institution. Often ridiculed for it's apparent lack of ability to relate to modern life and often accused of corruption. ... and here he is holding a judge's wig.

It’s Puppy Monday! This is Strudel. I’m with him for a week until he joins his forever family.