i must not watch short form video content. short form video content is the mind killer. short form video content is the little death that brings total obliteration.

Call me a raving radical but I literally do not care whether your imperialist massacre of children is “constitutional” or not.

We go together like ribs and BBQ sauce.

holy shit

It’d be cool if progressives didn’t point to fat people like “We can all agree this is a public policy failure…”

so awesome that we found a way to make podcasts even more annoying by filming them as they're being recorded

I love my friends, especially the pretty gay ones

if the world doesn't have room for me and my loved ones in it, then the world can burn

It’s me I’m gym bitches

life is just doing dishes and laundry until you feel the sweet embrace of death

My blob, please, he's very sick

posting online is the closest thing I now experience to a cigarette break

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline

"something's different, i can feel them" - neo waking up after a breast aug

Heated Rivalry (2025)

(throwing the giant frankenstein switch on the thinking machine I’ve invented and settling down in front of the humming console that allows me to speak directly to the golden mean of humanity’s great, unfiltered Id) wilma flintstone big boobs

researchers: this condition is underdiagnosed advocacy groups: we'll spread knowledge that it's underdiagnosed healthcare workers: some of us will use expanded diagnostic criteria now patients: wow we finally know what's up tabloids: the condition is mysteriously spreading. this is DANGEROUS.

men won't even go if you call it turbo therapy

Turns out the #sheshed wasn’t up to building code and I am now trapped under the crossbeams after trying to hang my sex swing

I love to share my thoughts and opinions on the world wide web

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

Oh goody The Great and Wonderful Mouse has chained the Pixar animators to their desks for another sequel. Guys another sequel are you so excited for a sequel we’re getting more Toy Story just like we wanted and asked for more sequels make more of the same thing it will sell tickets more sequels more

letting everyone at the party know that im reading well above my grade level

The C in CEO stands for CEOs Never Cum

I live a trad life, living off the land simply, because living natural is the best way. If you want to know how to live off the land simply and without technology, please watch my TikTok videos and join the discord, I also stream on Twitch every Thursday where I scream at women who wear pants

How do I get off political cartoon Bluesky I don’t want to be here

rebelling against my therapist

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

Give a man a compliment, he’ll blush for a day Teach a man to fish for a compliment, this guy sucks now, thanks a lot

Hockey is better when it's girls.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

fursona sheet coming along great

Watching a washed up celebrity in a desperate bid for relevance is like having a little sweet treat

My nutrition app suggested I eat more pussy.

Behold the billionaire sword fight we’re all going to pay for with our taxes

do you ever get tired of being the creature

Thinking of having some hotel sex

The MAHA movement makes perfect sense if you assume that RFK is a fan of the X-Men and took all the wrong messages from it

OUT: I'm gonna cum IN:

i'm not doomscrolling i'm scrollmaxxing

Before you straight people start forgetting your place, it's YOUR fault being gay is expensive!

ENOUGH. I CAST SPELL OF PERIOD SHITS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

let’s grab a pizza and head off into the sunset

Make Art (1/4)

I enjoyed the Super Bowl halftime show but it would be nice if next year the halftime show was a plain black screen for fifteen minutes, giving football fans a quiet moment to contemplate their own mortality