We need this replacement fast-tracked! Get all of that government red tape safety bullshit out of the way PRONTO

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

✨WHEEZING✨

25. Lou Whitaker!

What an exhausting way to live.

ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose

If you do the Tomahawk Chop, you're a bigot. It's not a debate. You're a racist person doing a racist thing and you're very excited about it. Also I hope your car gets a flat tire.

it's pedocon "theory" the same way it's called the theory of gravity

Everyone reading the Colombian President

This is basically what C-3PO did in the original Star Wars movies and everyone was constantly telling him to shut the fuck up

Not sure who posted this originally, but I cannot thank them enough. If you would have office installed (I'm a dummy, I know) and would like to have the non-AI-nonsense version at least somewhat returned, here's how to do it! answers.microsoft.com/en-us/msoffi...

every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”

Biden’s White House had the colleges and the cops punish and expel them all, that’s where they are now

the word “barbarian” comes from an ancient greek onomatopoeia for the speech of foreigners, whose languages they just heard as “barbarbarbar”

doctors and nurses: pay us more and hire more staff! hospitals: dog? :)

For Your Weekend Listening Pleasure: Warren Zevon would have turned 78 yesterday. Celebrate with both Dallas shows from 1992: at Deep Ellum Live on Feb. 1, backed by The Odds; solo at Club Dada on July 27. Then send lawyers, guns and money. tinyurl.com/2bz9vuxe Setlist(s): tinyurl.com/h3cfvbwx

smegmata

it is simultaneously true that conservative are bad christians and that conservatives are *the* christians — that they own political christianity body and soul, that most of the institutions of christianity serve them, that they are the product of decades of decidedly-christian brainwashing

Guys GUYS GUYS! It's the king of the jus

it humbles me to say this but since lots of subreddit mods have taken a stronger stance against fascism by banning links from X than the Democratic Party as a whole, i have no choice but to drop "reddit behavior (pejorative)" from my vocabulary

A functioning opposition party would already be making ads arguing that Trump and his minions are pro-cancer. Instead, we get conciliatory moves towards cooperation with evil.

All NIH study sections canceled indefinitely. This will halt science and devastate research budgets in universities.

this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive

kinda think this should be getting a little more of the “baseball is ruined!” attention than the Dodgers signing a good player to a minor league contract for money any team could have afforded

if I had two people attempt to assassinate me in the last six months the last thing I would do is a rug pull.

What the absolute FUCK

i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.

Michigan should always have a point guard named Tre(y) of some sort imho

Lmao Vlad

I like Roddy Gayle down the stretch here in a high whistle environment. Hit the free throws and we’re golden.

You can tell companies’ AI projects are going really well because every app is bait-and-switching their most commonly pressed button with something called like “Answers By Glorp” to get people to even accidentally use it

Ultimate Conspiracy Theory: The Las Vegas Cybertruck fire is a false flag to make it impossible to Google "Cybertruck Fire" and get a good handle on how many of them have caught fire in the last year

you know what factor predicts childhood vaccination pretty well? Whether the state fucking forces you to get if you want to go to public school. Not Listening, not Addressing Community Concerns, what saves lives is using the governments monopoly on force to make people do the pro social thing.

Alabama played like Ohio State - so why are the Buckeyes headed to the Rose Bowl while the Tide are unfairly ignored? My column:

Unbelievable lmfao

I always wonder why I get so angry about antivaxxers, in a way that I often don’t with people who believe in TCM or chiropractic and it’s because antivax is a shibboleth for “anti society thought”. It is pure solipsistic greed and narcissism and that sets me off like nearly nothing else.

the stopped clock is right twice a day which is why we decided to publish an article shaming you for saying the clock is broken

lol. lmao even

Twenty 2024 hours to go!

Vaxxed?

Ma Po Tofu is one of the perfect meals