I'm not saying Talarico is going to win now. I'm just saying that this makes it possible.

sorry, this has been extremely common amongst the dumbest right-wingers my entire life. they've always thought "did you know that Nazi is short for National Socialist" is an own. I was seeing this on Compuserve in 1997

🌈 push polling 🌈

"yeah just mail me my diploma, fam"

God. I fucking love Minneapolis.

I have biked. I am at Lake Harriet. All the things I've been missing in the city because I've been a car driver. No more. I am liberated. I am...a Minneapolis Resident™.

Union worker with a ton of seniority in America's most expensive city makes a good salary for that area. More at 11.

Leftists “reflexively support” labor action like it’s an act of working class solidarity or something

As someone who has actually taught a fair number of the workers who are on strike, this couldn't be further from the truth. But even if it were, who gives a fuck? We support workers on strike. Period. Don't be an idiot for politicians who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

Thomas Massie is terrible. If every Republican was like him, you'd live in an anarcho-capitalist hellscape orders of magnitude worse than the one we live in right now. Y'all gotta stop giving these cretins credit for doing the absolute bare minimum on the rarest of occasions.

So I bought a bike, which means that my conversion to Minneapolis Resident™ is now complete.

CPAC event in Puerto Rico, with keynote speakers from the statehood party. I'd name them, but none of the dumbfuck libs on this site advocating for statehood would recognize a single name, since it would require actual knowledge on the topic of Puerto Rico, its history, and its status.

Emotional people, man. Can't be helped.

Pancakes. Double bacon. Double OJ.

President Kamala Harris would use this map to fundraise, and that's about it. So, you know, about as much as they're doing now.

the creator of this should be lowered into a vat of molten steel

Officer Abigail is a scab. Nothing more. Nothing less.

like unloading a panzer on a beach ball

Yeah. When I saw this headline I was just like...just die already and leave the rest of us alone.

this is the greatest video i -- or you -- will see today

The vast majority of people are on neither. Talk to them instead.

Every time I play Connections, it's a new reason to be mad. Jesus. These fucking categories.

Minnesota. There's a reason I came back after fifteen years away. It's for nights like this. I love this fucking state.

listen the way i would fucking die on the spot

hrt and antidepressants and mifepristone are the same fight

You know what's cooler than being hot? Knowing it.

it's deeply funny

i will, uh, simply have to take your word for it sir

I'm going to see Qveen Herby next week. I have, uh, never listened to any of her songs. (Do people still do this?)

me in bed right now

The replies to this obviously true statement are...cooked. Like the country we live in. Revolution is the only thing that fixes this.

You'll be shocked -- shocked, I say! -- to learn that the one Democrat that the Democratic Party of Virginia did *not* want on the ballot last year is the one that is actually looking at defending the people's right to redistrict as they see fit.

Pittsburg State's logo goes hard. But, uh, what the hell were they thinking in 1956? Ole serial killer looking ass.

sounds awesome

allergies are yakub's fault

I mean, I'm gonna say Lincoln, Jackson, Teddy, and LBJ would probably give me that work. I could fuck up the rest of them, though.

can i say something

i would've just, like, not hit "post" on this one, playboy

some of us hated ken martin before it was cool (2006)

People who still insist on making "cultural appropriation" into The World's Greatest Crime™ when we're living under fascism and our rights are being taken from us with the dawn of each new day? Like. Come on. Your neighbors are being snatched off the street in broad daylight. Grow the fuck up.

This is basically why I stopped going to the lefty game night some of my friends put on. I'm an organizer. I deal with politics every day at work. I don't want to talk about the shit on a Friday night. Just let me take your money in poker in peace, damn.

St. Paul, Minneapolis, Minnetonka

Getting called dumb and autistic at the bar because I don't want to be a landlord is...certainly one way to end the night.

WOLV BACK

Literally the worst officiating I've seen since the North Carolina vs. Villanova national championship game. Just mind-blowing bullshit of the highest fucking order.

Crunch with a smoke machine. Sisqo doing the national anthem. Sitting behind a cast member of Love Is Blind: Minneapolis. This night has it all, folks.

Again, if you think of the Supreme Court not as a legal body but as a lawmaking body, all of this makes sense. They're not jurists; they're legislators in fancy robes. Nothing more. Nothing less. Pack the court.

Any horror movie or show, really. But the most? Tales From The Darkside. Tales From The Crypt. Anything with "Tales" in it, basically.

taylor is, uh, a weird egg

they're calling it the greatest trade in timberwolves history