mods are asleep, post 600dpi Mr. Bones box art

I love what Russell Wilson is doing out there. The results aren't there yet, admittedly, but the process—sprinting in place for four seconds and then throwing the ball off the goal post at 107mph—is sound. Stay the course. This is for sure going to work.

friends, have you heard the good news?

i love that butker keeps missing kicks to the far right. he must be very proud.

Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

(feeling worse about the 49ers than ever before) 3-0 BAYBEEE!!

(feeling worse about the 49ers than ever before) 3-0 BAYBEEE!!

49ers the grossest 3-0 team since the Josh McDaniel Broncos

Jerry Jones should fire Jerry Jones

i have been decompressing lately playing all the video games where you get to kill nazis. just exploding nazi testicles in Sniper Elite until bedtime

the 49ers really thought this offensive line was good enough. like, you can't even blame injuries. these dudes are just bad

ahahaha i missed a safety? unserious football team

Fred Warner > your favorite linebacker

Mac Jones missed a wide open TD earlier and just threw a pick that also doubled as a hospital ball This offense is legit just CMC and the line is too terrible to really help him

Mac Jones isn't it

Mykel Williams is good

(go to yoose a lot more imo) (no i still won't call him juice, yoose is way better)

this is incredible. bad mood instantly evaporated watching this man just fly outta nowhere and eat it

Shocking that CMC can't get a TD when literally everybody who has ever been involved with either team knows it's their only option

Man, these are hard reps for CMC too. Just stacking the box because there are no receivers and he's gonna be done for by week 5

the 49ers' strength and conditioning staff is just a series of instructional youtube videos

I really don't know anything about the 49ers' strength/conditioning/training staff, but goodness. Out starting QB, WR1, WR2, TE1, DE1, DE2 ... and probably several others, I cannot keep track

Terrible overthrow by Mac Jones. That was a TD and then some

how about them falcons

I hate the RedZone ads even more because there's no warning for 'em, they just start playing in the middle of whatever is happening and it's jarring.

wife just looked up from her work and asked me why they said "assplay" on the broadcast they said "pass play" 😭 😭 😭

I barely looked at this website for the past two days and I'm doing a lot better than usual weird!

Good for Prime/Kaylee Hartung for both mentioning the investigation into Hill and actually saying what it’s about

105 yards on 18 completions is nuts (allen isn't doing much better)

These people have to go to prison.

please don't call it goon sauce

getting cooked on this app (MyChart)

doomscrolling (MyChart)

Over the weekend, a North Texas pastor played an AI generated video of Charlie Kirk talking about his own assassination. I wrote about it and the other ways right wing Texas leaders are using AI to eulogize Charlie Kirk as a christ figure www.chron.com/culture/reli...

Oh hey, today's Madden 26 update gives Nick Martin his proper photo, finally. Looks like a bunch of player photos got updated to new ones. Tonges has a photo now, too. These kinds of changes barely happened in previous games, so this is interesting (for dorks). Mykel Williams also got a likeness.

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Nick Bosa taking Saints' first round pick Kelvin Banks to school

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

the mariners are 10-0 since someone paid an etsy witch to fix them. their president of baseball ops has been bringing the radio announcer a bag of cheetos every pregame. the other announcer has picked the situational reliever who closed tonight as his pregame player to watch every game

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

that man missed a 38 yard field goal and pointed to god. unbelievable we tolerate kickers in this great american sport

The Chiefs just become more unlikable every single day don't they? Those shirts are so stupid and completely unsurprising given the lack of accountability fostered from top to bottom in that org

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

[the voice javert uses when he says valjean at the beginning of "the confrontation" from the smash hit musical "les miserables" based on the novel of the same name by victor hugo] bijan

This motherfucker literally said, about homeless people, "Involutnary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them." And instead of firing him and him being out a job forever, he apologized and it's all good now. These same people will clutch their pearls about how people can't have opinions.

The fact he wasn't fired for this shows exactly just how asymmetric everything in the media is right now. He was literally advocating mass murder and said "just kill them."

That's not roughing the passer in Arizona

I know Lawrence has sucked but waving off a screaming, smiley, and angry little man is the corect way to respond

look all i want is for the chiefs and eagles to both lose and for every single one of their fans to be unhappy for the next week. is that too much to ask??