(solemnly) You've had mail.

Baffles me to this day that Anna Friel never became a bigger deal here in America

I hope he lives his truth

FTFY NBC

I genuinely had no idea Reggie Miller was capable of doing something cool

It is my delight to report that One Battle After Another is every bit as compelling as you have heard Go see it, in VistaVision if you can, or 70mm/IMAX if that's what's available to you, but go see it in as big a format as you can. You will be enthralled from the jump.

It gets none of us anywhere posting fake nonsense like this

mayim bialik has always sucked shit, but some of these other names are disappointing looking at you, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Amy Sherman-Palladino, Anthony Edwards & Mare Winningham

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Speaking as a member: @thecoolidge.bsky.social, get in on this

Dunno what's so funny about Darryl Ginwright

I have owned my car for several years and I refuse to learn which direction to twist the intermittent wiper setting

First person to figure out how to get these to "malfunction" on the face of a fascist gets a place in heaven

BREAKING — Notices for the Disney+ price increase went out at noon ET today, confirming my scoop from last night. Details: www.vulture.com/article/disn...

Nude Rapture is my upcoming yacht rock album

When I saw GWAR in 2010, they beheaded Obama and covered (the real) Margaret Cho in cum, this is comparatively tame tbh

I think the dumbest, most galling thing about RFK Jr and Trump trying to "solve autism" or whatever is that they seem to believe they're the first people to try

You don't have to sign back up for Hulu or Disney Plus though They still don't deserve your money

Couldn't have happened to a guy who deserves it more Hope he's fucking miserable

When you work in a hospital and the Saltines are fresh

Extremely unclear to me why anyone would bring in Tolle with runners on base

This dude is from a shitty little town on the Massachusetts side of the Connecticut border that went comfortably for Trump in 2016-2020-2024. Unsurprising that he'd treat Charlie Kirk's death like it was a close relative

i am willing to hear objections that i will reject, but, man, neko case may be the best lyricist of the last 30 years

While you still can, if you’re asking “who’s Sinclair?” John Oliver has you covered:

The Red Sox radio broadcast just had a well-known poster named Hogdale on. The fact that we haven't been able to get the riffsman on with Sean Grande feels like a Celtics Twitter failure

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Hack: Say them next week, retweet them later

The Pitt is great but the Emmys' dislike for Adam Scott is pathological Never nominated for Party Down (not even the revival) or Parks and Rec Seemingly the only person *not* nominated from Big Little Lies Can't win for Severance (not that he should have beaten Odenkirk, who should've won)

My ongoing love of Hannah Einbinder will not be diminished

Fox just threw to a commercial with "Breathe" by the Prodigy Can't say i see that coming in an NFL broadcast

would have been good from 70, holy shit

Patriots/Dolphins went from unwatchable to the best game of the early slate in 14 seconds back to back punt/kickoff TDs of 70+ yards, unreal

i know posting about it is what they want but my god, the State Farm/Meghan Trainor commercial is fucking terrible

The Patriots gameplan on offense seems to be RB/TE between the 10s and WRs in the end zone

Borregales is gonna be on a bus to the Everglades by halftime

I spent 14 of the last 27 hours in the movie theater watching the first 12 parts of Twin Peaks: the Return It is an overwhelming and very satisfying experience but maybe not at that kind of pace

Respectfully Sally, stick to sports. There is no civility in wishing for and deciding the game plan to ruin the lives of the marginalized. I would think your forebears at the Post would have taught you that, even in the sports section.

oh, so Ballmer did exactly what @mcuban.bsky.social told @pablo.show he would do if he knew the company were in free-fall: invest more and try to shore things up

yeesh so much disinfo out there about the gunman "Notices bulges, OWO whats this?" - Meme about furries/roleplaying; not political "hey fascist! Catch! Up, right, down x3" - From Helldivers 2, satirical game, you nuke 'fascist' aliens even though you're a fascist yourself; the code launches a bomb

I have conversations about this stuff with a lot of 10-18 year olds who reach the point of feeling suicidal I don't think any parent can adequately police this. It's like trying to stop contraband from getting into a prison The energy would probably be better spent taking kids out into the world

Except there were no shots fired. It was an elaborate swatting.

Challenge: mind your own fuckin' business Difficulty level: 👹👹👹👹👹

It is indeed today's episode of @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social But I can't wait until I have to drive later. This is too exciting

My emergency mental health services team covers one of the busiest hospitals in New England and a population of over 315,000 in the community. On Sept 10, which is National Suicide Prevention Day, we only saw two suicidal clients. This stuff works if it's funded and staffed. Proud to do it.

Truly He was just a guy. He was unknown and unimportant to the 90% of Americans, even if he was one of the worst people around More people would be upset if like, Phil Mickelson died

I think the issue here is that the average person - and I think the Yankees and the state of Oregon fall into this group, to some extent - have no real idea what Kirk stood for

It's always exactly who you expect

I hope this is tomorrow's episode of @pablo.show I have a long drive through Connecticut and I need the latest Kawhi scandal update