Some lunatic is responding to months-old @thecoolidge.bsky.social Instagram comments calling everyone antisemitic because the Coolidge is going to be screening The Voice of Hind Rajab, a movie he absolutely hasn't seen, starting this weekend I wasn't planning on going to see it, but I will now

Maybe if Grand Rapids valued people over cars, the protesters would have had a safe sidewalk to march on

A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.

Oh. Yeah. It has to be this. I can't believe I spent several minutes thinking of anything else.

It's gonna be very funny when Aaron Rodgers goes full Spinal Tap drummer on the field in the playoffs

in for 2026: letting moms make dad jokes

The Carolina Panthers, ladies and gentlemen

Daredevil #283, Ann Nocenti (writer) and Mark Bagley (artist), 1990

🚨🚨🚨 EMERGENCY UPDATE 🚨🚨🚨 IT'S 2026 AND RICKY RUBIO JUST DUNKED IN A REAL GAME 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

if you leak to me i certainly won’t pull this shit

Genuinely fascinating to see basically every statement frame it similarly "He's a bad guy who deserves consequences of his actions. Trump did not make America safer..." Instead of "Maduro should be held accountable for his actions. It is in no way America's job to do that"

The Panthers/Bucs game just used the instrumental version of Houdini by Dua Lipa as bumper music for the commercial following Carolina's challenge (Honestly, pretty clever choice, music supe)

Are we even sure that was a designed flea-flicker? Too close to the end zone (20-yard line), nobody was running a route downfield, weather conditions are horrific - wonder if Dowdle just decided to try and save the play as he was slipping and made it worse

Maybe a perfect top 3, in the correct order. Hawke is incredible in Blue Moon; Moura is so good in The Secret Agent; Jordan is fantastic Sinners.

if i was running a political party and every time my opponents held power they started illegal wars for oil and crashed the economy i would simply say that repeatedly

Any trans person in their 30s who is transitioning now is getting a second puberty physically *and* geopolitically

Dear legislator: I am not remotely interested in your personal "take" on what the Trump administration did in Venezuela. I would much prefer it if you initiated some kind of action and then told us about it.

Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.

Contact your Representatives, contact your senators, do what you need to to process your anger, shock, etc. But also, sleep if you can. Hydrate. Eat if you need to. Ignoring your own needs isn't gonna unfuck the situation.

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The answer is Every wrong direction, which is correct every time

i am learning that might be part of a micro-micro generation for whom the Ronald McDonald House Charities compilation "Classic Elton John" (1996) was a pivotal album? it's near-perfect, honestly. somehow, no one had made it into a playlist on Spotify, as far as I could see, so I did. enjoy!

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Hot take No other administration would do this, but if any other administration did, we would not care

She was genuinely maybe the last remaining good Kennedy Fuck cancer

RIP Mike F my windmill slam pick for the funniest poster of all-time, and a dear friend. He sent me a truly heinous funko pop as a bit and unfortunately I am now going to display it forever.

I didn't get out on my bike much this year, for a whole host of reasons, but I did have one transcendent ride. The last ride before I moved out of southeastern Massachusetts, I found this inexplicably abandoned paved road. It was pockmarked in places, but largely a gorgeous, rolling glide. Heaven.

Ruin two bands by combining them The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Starland Vocal Band Basement Jaxx Johnson Talk Talk Attack Attack JR JR Junior Senior

With Herbert sitting It's gonna be 1) Broncos 2) Patriots vs 7) Chargers 3) Jaguars vs 6) Bills 4) ???? vs 5) Texans Gonna be very funny when the Bills or Texans blow the doors off the Broncos

The thing is it's genuinely this easy to disavow someone when you realize how awful they are Most people either don't know or don't care.

@pablo.show I have no issue giving you money for the work you do but I have serious ethical qualms about giving the festering assholes who run substack a cut Any way around this? I'd like to enjoy the live subscriber episode next week if possible

The broadcasters on the Jags/Colts game said Jacksonville coach Liam Coen is "the first coach to take over a 4-win team and win at least 12 games in his first year" Except uh, Mike Vrabel just did it last week?

The colts are doing everything except giving Rivers one shining moment of glory truly a disappointment

The Patriots have 8 first downs in their first 13 offensive plays I think the Jets might not be very good

you could almost fit all the POC showrunners in one post, there's that few

some qeoqle have a very sqecific tyqe of byslexia

This is actually ideologically consistent with who he is, and who his voters are If someone else has the same thing as the White Christian American, the White Christian American is being oppressed. If anyone has the same thing as him, they must lose it to restore the "natural order"

In 2026 we are not working for the weekend

after spending the last few minutes on the latest nonsense stemming from his ceaseless posting, I do think this is the way forward block stancil, enjoy the internet a little bit more

Anthony Edwards getting two techs to get ejected and lose his team the game is why he'll never be a serious threat to win a title He does terminal loser-brain shit like this far too often

the list of songs better than "Sledgehammer" is short the list of music videos better than "Sledgehammer" is even shorter Hark, the angel Gabriel sings: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJ...

A worried mom had us evaluate her tween because they told her they were "seeing snow" in their visual field It turned out they just were lightheaded because their blood sugar was low. They got carried away with Christmas stuff and hadn't eaten enough They had a lil snack, all good Remember: eat!

I went to the diner and everyone was asking about you

Here's how you fix the NBA draft lottery Lock the bottom 10 teams (plus ties) in March 1st Closest to .500 the last 6 weeks gets #1 Tiebreaker is the best full season winning % against the top 6 teams in each conference (i.e. non-play-in teams)

A letter between the two biggest pedophiles in modern American history describing President Trump and like-minded should be the smokingest gun that ever smoked And yet

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5