I am beginning to think I could move to Maine and stand up a better organization from scratch than these messy fuckers have after years of planning

I hope Sara Gideon is having a nice big glass of wine and chuckling gently to herself What a mess

Between Platner and USMNT this man is having the worst day of his life

Afghanistan, April 2004

The US could have played a man up for another hour and not tied that game at 3, much less 4 Absolutely gormless

57% possession, 451 passes, 6 shots, 2 on goal for the US Chickenshit gameplan

Spain is gonna beat Belgium like 3-0 in a game so unremarkable no one will ever remember it happened

Truly impressive how soft the US defense has been on all three goals

This ref has a terrifying face

John Oliver gets his wish of getting slapped on a soap 😆 #GH

The vibe in Maine over the past week, even before today, seemed somewhat down on Platner. Less overt enthusiasm. The attack ads Collins is running are clear and concise and direct and are airing on the big 4 networks during the World Cup, the PGA tour, Wimbledon, reruns of CBS dramas, everything.

As you might expect, /r/ maine is being very normal right now about the Platner article

The TV show Girls ended 9 years ago but somehow the Internet has decided to give us a new episode:

The great Hollywood photographer George Hurrell worked until the very end of his life. He died in 1992 at 87, but photographed a new generation of stars before the end. Sherilyn Fenn, looking very Old Hollywood. Hurrell's light is like a halo.

An enduring icon of Massachusetts. Still there, still beautiful. Makes me miss my nana.

even crueler, it's a 5pm kickoff in Miami here's the advanced forecast. the *low* dew point will be ~75 F, humidity will be in the upper 60-65% range

Heartbreaking: The Worst Country You Know Just Won A Great World Cup Quarterfinal Game

not the same one but:

does anyone have a clear idea what the sanchez and o'reilly yellows were for? i've got telemundo on and my spanish isn't *that* good

"que partido" indeed

do you think there's ever been a more eventful 35 minutes of soccer

THIS GAME

If John Stones wanted the back of his jersey to be accurate, he would change his NOB from 5 to 12.2829

that's certainly more red-worthy than balogun >_>

The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there.

the way superman's powers are amplified by the sun that's what happens to the english when they play soccer in a bog

Go homophobia isthmus, I guess

The connection? All English

You can be upset that FIFA is corrupt or whatever; that's not new and it won't change But Balogun didn't deserve to be suspended and now he isn't Broadly, I don't care how a person who doesn't deserve punishment ends up avoiding punishment The process sucks ass but it produced a just outcome 🤷

Aryna Sabalenka is about to lose in straight sets at a grand slam for the first time since 2020 She's also about to lose her first grand slam tiebreaker in 22 outings Naomi Osaka looks fantastic, but Sabalenka looks about as inconsistent as she looked before she started winning majors

Sabalenka is playing some awful tennis. 8 or 9 unforced errors in 5 games. Down 4-1 already to Osaka

Sabalenka/Osaka, round of 16 at Wimbledon, starting momentarily

Many people on the Internet are underestimating the extent to which this is the most patriotic pop song much of the country knows

Absolutely incredible that they're gonna fly Lancers over DC at like 1am They are the loudest planes in the goddamn world

A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.

President Obama once delivered a speech in an open field for four hours during a thunderstorm while leaning against a very tall, pointy metal pole. President Trump should do the same, but for six hours, to demonstrate his strength.

It's difficult, in times like these, to measure out just how badly you want things to go

The Most Obtuse Republic

Dogs these days won't wanna bork

Lotta people reposting this, not much context Amentum does like 200 kinds of govt contracting around the world. Ebola care units, airfields, etc. Good, bad, indiff. In March, they took over the medical care at the ICE center in Dallas Demetriou - Ohioan, like Kelce - is the chair of their board

People who love weird sports, @sickoscommittee.org, etc The men's Mount Marathon race is about to start. 1.5 miles up 3000 feet and back down, in Alaska. The hardest 5k in America, and our greatest 4th of July tradition. It's 51°, rainy and clouds obscure the peak www.youtube.com/live/03TfelS...

Goodnight, Canada

He couldn't do 69 because there's one thing he won't eat

Thinking about doing a bit where I go see the Boston Pops on the 4th of July and yell "FREE BIRD" after every song

8 of the 24 non-goalies who have seen the field have a yellow

Finally something happened

I would describe the first half of Canada vs Morocco as a rugby match without any of the fun parts

Some of us just memorized every NBA draft

They're about to comb the desert for the princess