Alexander Skarsgard, during the goodnights on #SNL "thank you to the cast and crew, to cardi b, to pete davidson, to stellan skarsgard, and to my uncle, jack mcbrayer!"

The Sha'Carri Richardson joke on Weekend Update got me real good. Whew.

KENNETH ELLEN PARCELL

51 weeks ago the Cavs traded Caris LeVert, Georges Niang, 3 second round picks, and 2 pick swaps for Hunter They have now traded Hunter for Dennis Schroder and Keon Ellis

Finally got a chance to watch this in full and man is this fucked up. No one is holding NBA owners more accountable than Pablo right now youtu.be/s6i4uffZvhc?...

I wouldn't assume there's any rhyme or reason to what gets released and when. There's such an obscene volume of stuff, they're doing a horseshit job redacting it, and all of it is bad Plus if they were trying to be selective, surely they would have put out Epstein files about Dems, if extant

The fifth funniest joke in any episode of 30 Rock is funnier than the funniest joke in almost every other sitcom

but what does it say about dual mounted airhorns

i mean, birds of a feather

new york once again following in massachusetts' footsteps shame the rest of the country can't figure out that we know what we're doing

i once bought a new blazer for a schitts creek panel, and when i walked into the green room, catherine o'hara complimented me on it, and also noted that i had forgotten to cut all the threads off the vents. and then she leaned in and said, "it's because you're going to return it, isn't it"

❤️

Respectfully,

Incredibly, all of A Mighty Wind - maybe the best of many incredible Catherine O'Hara performances - is on YouTube, for free. You could hardly spend an hour and a half in a better way. www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9lH...

Catherine O’Hara is gone. That’s fucked. I don’t know how else to put it.

SCTV Beetlejuice Home Alone The Nightmare Before Christmas (Sally *and* Shock!) Waiting for Guffman Best in Show A Mighty Wind For Your Consideration Schitt's Creek The Studio anyone would be lucky to have one or two of these in their cap. Catherine O'Hara was essential to them all. Iconic.

You have gotta be kidding me

Which of these constantly refers to herself in the third person

carlos fucking alcaraz good lord

For the first time in 5 hours, I am beginning to think Alcaraz doesn't have enough to beat Zverev tonight

learning about all the whining that Zverev has done in German across the nearly 5 hours of this match only makes my hate for him grow larger

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 career-ending 🕯 injury for Alexander🕯 Zverev 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

@fraserramon.bsky.social this is your doing, somehow www.reddit.com/r/vinyl/comm...

*Al Czervik voice* Hey everybody! We’re all gonna block Bill Maher!

We should push them both out into the sea on a raft

Source: ICE to begin using empty Melania theaters as temporary detention facilities.

NEW STICKER DESIGN, COMING SOON

These fraught times call for a show with what is either an intentionally or unintentionally hilarious title, and which I will be talking about for the rest of the year

I have died, I am dead, please tell my story oh my GOD DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE

Discord is a very dumb app sometimes

You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.

I can't believe this isn't some Instagram/TikTok comedian doing a send up of the average centrist Democrat

Djokovic has made it from the third round of the Australian Open to the semifinals without winning a single set. That's gotta be unheard of

Apropos of nothing, fellow New Englanders The acting Director of ICE, Todd Lyons, is a BC High grad. He's reportedly from Southie. Went to college in New Hampshire. Haven't seen much digging into his past, his family history, nothing. Someone should see if there's anything interesting there.

who doesn't love INXL

There's no ICE accountability without ending qualified immunity. They're murdering people. There won't be justice for the lives they've stolen, but there must be accountability. My bill with @markey.senate.gov would ensure families can sue the agents murdering their loved ones.

/ ENDING SNOWBLOB TOTAL IN BOSTON: / 23.2 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF / MAKING IT THE 8TH LARGEST BOSTON SNOWSTORMBLOB ON RECORD

Say what you will about Hearst, at least that asshole allowed the newspapers to exist

The only vehicle I saw stuck on city streets was a Tesla that bottomed out in Malden Center because it somehow drove in both sides of a narrow island

Did this article intentionally make this woman look like Alanis Morissette

Someone's never heard of sadism

I finally watched Bugonia last night, and for the first half hour or so, all I could think was "if this movie got made 15 years ago it would have starred Donal Logue"

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

I would watch a sitcom about Danny McBride and Keegan Michael Key selling cut rate insurance But that state farm ad is gonna suck shit

NFL Bumper Music: Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch with Loleatta Holloway - Good Vibrations

Bryce Baringer has two punts and they were both dogshit

It is time for Bluesky to be The Sports App First thought: this national anthem singer sounds terrible

Gotta be some kind of infrastructure issue, either with the stadium or the public transit. It's not snowing in Memphis, just cold and windy It's worse in Milwaukee, Minnesota, and Detroit, and they're all playing at home without issue