"if someone offers you a seat on a Titan submersible, you do not ask which seat, you just get on"

Someone has to say it: Modern video games peaked with Encarta Mind Maze

Took almost an hour but the Cavs have arrived

per the prophecy he will be the next coach of the phoenix suns

the therapist in question:

luigi mangione didn't set his sights high enough

It's almost like I said just yesterday that this guy is gonna damage the NBA

Oh she's mad And she's extra mad they put it in the paper that she's mad

But who is actually paying for the AI services that Google is giving this tech to It can't be many people

Loudest band I've ever seen, 2011, opening for Foo Fighters and Social Distortion at TD Garden Absolutely baffling that they didn't become a bigger deal

What a performance by Wemby! PLAYERS WITH 40+ PTS, 20+ REB AND 3+ BLOCKS IN PLAYOFF GAME Wilt Chamberlain - 4 times Shaquille O'Neal - 3 times Kareem Abdul-Jabbar - 2 times Hakeem Olajuwon - 2 times David Robinson - once Victor Wembanyama - tonight

Is it too soon to say the voters fucked up the NBA MVP Good lord

He's gonna hit 4+ threes in the second half, just watch

Lou Wilson is so fucking funny, good god

While we're at it, his (ex?)wife, Amanda Palmer, who is also accused of participating in Gaiman's trafficking and abuse, is trying to make a comeback with her band, the Dresden Dolls. If you live in Boston and go to this, get fucked. Call the Emerson Colonial Theater and voice your displeasure.

Saw a video posted by Mary McCartney of Paul McCartney and his band doing "Help!" – with Will Ferrell on cowbell – in studio 8H after #SNL went off the air last night And in it he sounds a lot better than he did in any of the three songs he played on the air Maybe he wasn't sufficiently warmed up?

The Cave are up 35 They're 25 of 40 from the FT line (62.5%) They could be up 45-50!

Pistons getting a tech between quarters and starting the fourth with their shorts around their ankles is exactly the kind of basketball comedy I needed

Thank you to basketball

I don't really want the Cavs *or* the Pistons to win, but by far the funniest possible outcome is the Cavs blowing the Pistons out of their own gym, so I guess I'm rooting for that

No one has ever referred to Steve Nash as anything less than Steve Nash

Does he call it Two Chronicles

I dunno why but it's very funny to me that Rapoport doesn't know the difference between a red carpet and a runway

Weapons (2025), dir. Zach Cregger

Lou Sanders is a heat seeking missile, good lord

Amazon has done fuck all to promote Last One Laughing which is insane because it's a fucking riot

Still a half an hour to go but this has been one of the funniest #SNL episodes in years (and I genuinely watch every week)

Deeply lamenting that I did not nominate Cornelius' Point for @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social 2001 Just a complete whiff on my part youtube.com/playlist?lis...

The World is a Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid to Eviscerate My Enemies

you know, if you said "mallard" and you had a cold, it would sound like "Ballard"

what i'm learning from all of you not recognizing john travolta is that Face/Off is not a very far-fetched movie concept after all

Schröder's gonna Schröd

Given some of the quality shots the Cavs missed / had roll out, the Pistons are weirdly lucky to be ahead

Zarba and his crew are really making this game ugly

[daft punk voice] One more time

Daveed Diggs is really delivering the goods in a part that is absolutely ridiculous, even by the standard set by the most over the top show of the last few years

Genuinely fascinating to see all the people outside the northeast corridor learn what Kars 4 Kids actually does because of this legal issue in California

Nobody wants one, much less three

@swordsjew.bsky.social you're gonna have some Very Normal feelings about Amy Gledhill in tonight's taskmaster

he's in The Punishment Dimension ™️

in WEEI's defense, they only kept the show on the air another 13 years after dennis & callahan compared Black kids to gorillas

#BREAKING: Full Supreme Court *grants* stays pending appeal in mifepristone case; preserves nationwide access to remote/mail dispensation of the drug. Only Justices Thomas and Alito publicly dissent.

bluesky — i am talking to you, all of you — need to internalize this and you need to tell everyone you know this. shampoo more expensive? republicans. burgers more expensive? republicans. beer more expensive? republicans.

I'm finally getting around to the final season of The Boys Gonna miss Antony Starr chewing the scenery when it's over

Some impressively meaningless reporting here 170% increase in injuries over 5 years But e-bike sales have gone up like 500% in the last 5 years, not to mention e-scooters And of course, the article doesn't mention what percentage of those accidents involved cars hitting bike/scooter users

This might be the funniest second half + OT of basketball I've seen in some time It's a shame someone has to win

Beginning to understand why Donovan Mitchell has never made the conference finals

Holy shit y’all this is not a drill, David Letterman and Stephen Colbert are dropping stuff off the rooftop of a building near the Ed Sullivan Theater!