poor man's tires, shreveport, louisiana, 1982

HI SANDY HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL

mark....if you need help.....please reach out to chatgpt and ask it what to do when you're depressed

i forgot to ask @jay.bsky.team if its ok to joke about dick cheney dying. not sure if that was only for charlie kirk or what. i think its funny that dick cheney died. im glad hes dead. is that ok @jay.bsky.team @safety.bsky.app @pfrazee.com

[Exit Clown.]

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that

Reminds me of one of my favorite posts

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Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.

Nobody stopped me.

Please kill me

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Hell yeah fuck KKK ICE bigots coward. ❤️✊🏼This video rocks

More from the scene

It's Friday night baby

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

A perfect photo of Eugenio Suárez. No notes. 📸 Steph Chambers/Getty Images

Welcome to Bluesky, Twitter refugees! 🙂 Methinks you have a thing or two to learn as you explore your new home 😜 We call posts skeets! 😂 There's no ads... yet! 😅 A few people can't take a joke, but that's alright 🙃 you're also allowed to threaten the mods with hammers 🔨

“I know I make people feel uncomfortable! That’s my entire brand.” Climate Defiance interrupting a Cuomo presser in the best possible way.

the programming in question

The funniest thing about this is how legit terrified ICE looks.

That disturbed cover is music for cops to cry to

i love how instead of just building a place for people to interact every one of these intellectually stunted coders thinks they're on some divine mission to shape human behavior

I have a friend who once dressed up for him on Halloween and refused to speak to anyone at all, staying in character, to the extent that his girlfriend broke up with him

I continue to think that one of the reasons this country is falling apart is the wholesale abandonment of public virtue as a broadly shared aspiration. Or even something people should be embarrassed about if they don’t have it.

“I’m resigning from my position as Democratic leader and retiring from the Senate.”

genuinely crying at this one

watching kimmel tomorrow

Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned. Thought you'd enjoy this.

Born Dec. 24, 1974, Ryan Seacrest is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats Ryan! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍

DOCTOR: Now, this isn't something anyone hopes to see on a scan. But it is interesting. And it is growing.

i played helldivers for the first time last night and on my first mission some lvl 40 guy summoned a giant robot walker and then said “get in mr. lvl 1” and I did and survived and then after we won he was on my ship and gave my character a hug before leaving

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

kash patel googling "how to catch a campus shooter" and "do shooters usually hang out nearby afterwards"

you’re laughing. Gavin Newsom’s best friend just died and you’re laughing