So last night I couldn't figure out why my thermostat wouldn't go down. Had a guy come look at my AC. Still wouldn't go down even though house felt ok. Fucking dehumidifier was blowing hot air on my thermostat...

Out Cold is a Casablanca movie @tedflintkansas.bsky.social

I don't want a download code, I want a physical game on a disk

Trent Condon and KXNO have parted ways, per Trent on Twitter. The station that embodied local sports talk in the state of Iowa for years is nothing more than another generic outlet for national babble now.

Humidity is already at 91% at 7 a.m. It’s going to be one of those weeks.

listening to Rewatchables on Zodiac and just died laughing at Chris saying if the Zodiac murders were happening today, "it would be ruined by everyone trying to figure out who he voted for." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Waking Up in the Middle of the Night and Peeing in the Dark for the Second Time Tonight."

Doing a 5k with your favorite people is a feeling that is hard to replicate.

You either die recruiting Carl Reiner at a sporting event or you live long enough to become Carl Reiner at a sporting event

Happy 150th anniversary of George Custer eating shit at Little Bighorn.

not for nothing but isn't his last name ROLL?

a submarine for ANTS??

And if you want to know why YOUR auto insurance has gotten so expensive it’s because YOU and YOUR Prius are subsidizing the premiums of folks driving these giant death machines to Dunkin. You’re not just sharing the road with them you’re sharing finances!

the good people at vulture are letting me do these very silly blogs again for the new season my scoring system remains scientific and not open to review

[turning on a world cup match] oh wow, cape verde, i wonder where that is [55 minutes later] if cape verde wins it will be the greatest day of my life

You know that bar you used to go to where you order a rum n coke and there's *just* enough coke for it not to be clear? That's like this coffee

Stopped at a little coffee shop to grab a small cup. Said hi, asked how the barista was doing, said thank you. Turns out my "small coffee" was a double shot americano. #RocketFuel

First the Scots drank all the beer in Boston. Then they stole one of the US' proudest traditions, the tailgate party. Now they're going home with their pick of every single lady who has had to contend with the abysmal clodhopper mating calls of American men. Give them a trophy, they won FIFA.

soccer ref watching a guy roll around on the ground trying to sell a penalty

I took one look at that man’s hair and decided to trust everything he had to say about pool and pool related products

Me to my best friend after the fourth Vegas bomb in the Ozarks while his wife stares at us..

And there was nothing that we could do about it. Babu Frik was a made man, and Grogu wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Mandalorians. It was real greaseball shit. They even shot Grogu in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.

Watching Deep Blue Sea. One of my favorite examples of a movie that knows what it is & commits to being that. The shocks are foolproof. I love that they give the cook (LL Cool J) his own one-man survival story apart from the group. Sturdy structure. Every action sequence has its own mini-narrative.

started >>> going

The movie Stargate has a kickass soundtrack. Also this movie just fucking rocks.

victor wembanyama preparing to cry himself to sleep in a bed the size of a winnebago

The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao

Post a logo, emblem, or title (with its original font) that remains as perfect today as when it was new.

This is that scene where the guy waves the sword around and then Indiana Jones pulls out a gun

“What stage is your declining country in?” “Plague of locusts”

you gave up 4 runs in 4 innings to take the loss, maybe you should be less focused on quoting Genesis and more focused on Job and Numbers

Showed my youngest "Hardball" because my oldest wanted to see if he would cry. These are our reviews.

Pixar Screenwriters: In our movie we invented the Lilypad as a cautionary tale Disney Company: At long last, we have created the Lilypad from upcoming Pixar movie Don’t Play with the Lilypad

Nighttime scenes in movies and TV shows should still be bright and crisp enough to be easily visible. It’s dark for the characters, not the viewer.

This weather needs to figure its shit out because I'm not missing Dexter and the Moonrocks tonight.

I think this is what NYC must have felt like during the events seen in the documentary Ghostbusters

So Trump killed the Knicks huh.

Brand name Fla-Vor-Ice? IN THIS ECONOMY?

Dexter and the Moonrocks on Thursday at Woolys is gonna be amazing.

Mario complaining about the haunted houses in super Mario world

scanning for wokeness

Cruise as rough dad in the first act of WAR OF THE WORLDS is some career best stuff.

The Rock is so full of dudes that you could make an entire supporting cast out of the uncredited ones.

Cubs are just cursed huh.

Updated Jello Shot Power Rankings: 1-West Virginia 2-Ole Miss 3-Troy 4-Georgia 8-North Carolina

This never happened.