Pretty stoked to see Project Hail Mary at IMAX today with my boys.

Finally, the three shells

Me rn: #bluecy

Waiting to hear TJ's post game answers...

THE PRIDE OF OSKALOOSA

CORNDOGS JACKIE!!!

When someone suggests giving Jefferson's ankle the Bud Kilmer treatment.

NATE THE FLAMETHROWER HEISE

The anxiety begins...now

I’ll always remember Project Hail Mary as the movie where I saw someone smuggle an entire bottle of mustard into the theater and squirt it on a bunch of tiny cocktail franks.

Not a patio but doing some prep for the Iowa state game here

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KENTUCKY

you are discussing the viability and usefulness of bluesky as a platform i am focused on other matters www.vice.com/en/article/s...

This is just some prime get fucked up on a patio weather right now.

Lets go Cyclones. Just find ways to keep advancing.

when my two upset picks lose by a combined 54 points

Chuck Norris may be dead, but the Chuck Norris joke meme format will live forever. My favorite was "Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give up the information he needs."

Georgia hasn't taken a beating this bad since they faced General Sherman in 1864. #A10MBB

Georgia never wants to see this face again

sweet

Know I'm raising my son right when he complains the school used AI to make the poster for the play he's in.

And his name should be "Duts". McNeese Duts, the joke writes itself

Siena men's hoops bench player gotta be the best job in college sports. Gotta assume the NIL provides for at least a few nights out with the fellas.

McNeese mascot not being the Geese is a real missed opportunity.

“more useless than the Siena bench”

running Boozer Brothers ads during a nationally televised game where Duke is inching towards a historic loss is a rough look

High Point made the NCAA Tournament last year. Their coach left to be an assistant at Creighton, and their best players transferred to Ole Miss and Baylor. And yet!

the vibes are off the charts, posting more Baloo pics

God damn just trading haymakers.

Me watching Hector walk out to fight Achilles by himself

Cliff Hangers is the 2nd best Price Is Right game. (Plinko is obviously #1)

God bless my friend group.

Let's go Arizona.

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

the spider-man trailer marvelpilled me yet again

*grabs Ouija board* "Where the FUCK are my car keys?" Ouija board: p l e a s e, l e t m e l e a v e. I m i s s m y w I f e

lmao mlb has spent two weeks watching their american players' personalities be revealed as boring. it might be time to stop beating the fun out of players in little league and travel ball.

This guy for Texas is the ugliest professional athlete I’ve ever seen It’s like he was halfway through his makeup for a Babylon 5 episode and then remembered he had a basketball game tonight

Gotta be real awkward to have Kash Patel sobbing in the locker room right now

No Random March Madness box this year?? @homefield.bsky.social

Happy St Paddy's! open.spotify.com/episode/6puF...

The year is 2026. Venezuela faces the United States in the WBC, as the matchup takes on extra significance after the United States kidnapped the Venezuelan president, which is at least the 15th or 16th-most batshit story of the last couple months.

"If you don't pull the lever, the trolley will kill five people, but if you pull the levGUMBY, WAIT A MINUTE, LET ME FINISH WHAT I'M SAYING"

He did it for G Baby.

You can’t do a bunch of stupid comedy bits and then play people off when they’re having the biggest moment of their life. It’s bullshit.

How to Bill and Lewis Pullman manage to have no chemistry together.