Let's fill this up!!

Scooby Doo would've peeled yo face back for this sammich.

crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"

As an ISU fan. Purdy definitely knows who Bad Bunny is.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier

Headgasm was the name of my prog rock band in college.

Read the room Phil we need good news.

Mmm forbidden Gatorade

Update: very over.

Kansas State is wearing practice jerseys?

It's hard to believe that anyone at K-State thought the mismatched jersey and shorts were a good idea until you realize Jerome Tang is the coach.

Watching my dog come into the room with cat litter on thier nose.

For The Ringer, I wrote about how amazing it was that the brilliant Catherine O'Hara finally became a superstar in her 60s, and how sad it is that she was taken from us just when we had all finally begun to appreciate her:

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

Grim Reaper got Storm Trooper aim man

Watching your daughter's new boyfriend touch your grill five minutes after he shows up cookout.

30 point dub dance!

Surprise! It’s the Cleveland Browns

CHAT IS THIS GOOD? #BLUECY

Lol Jesus.

A legal asylum-seeker who works at Chipotle and plays music at a church in Maine went missing. His pastor searched and searched, eventually finding his abandoned car with the keys on the floor. ICE grabbed him. No criminal record. No explanation.

THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS

Desperately need the Iowa Dems to not shit the bed this time.

was going down the sidewalk in my wheelchair and started skidding on the slush and drifting toward the curb and the first thing that popped into my head was "we slidin"

The refs remembered Puka's shit talking

Sitting there dunking a fresh oreo while wearing pajama bottoms.

This game...

my 1-year old son Torbert just looked me in the eyes and told me the taunting penalty on Tariq Woolen taught him the importance of sportsmanship and placing the team's needs above his own. he no longer wants to be a Drug Dealer when he grows up, he wants to be a philanthropist/referee

This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public

it’s “the yard markers are CGI” weather

Yeah the Odyssey has my money.

Mack Hollins passed the good guy test and helped up the NFL sideline IT worker he absolutely obliterated.

I've said it several times but I'm actually making a significant effort to switch over to this platform, so thanks to all of yall that have followed while I've been mostly inactive!

My oldest has convinced me to go see "28 years later :The Bone Temple" today. So be nice to get away from the horrors of the world for a bit today with what I assume is a completely chill movie.

Cc @therock1996fan.bsky.social

outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park

Believe Haliburton is the first NBA player to speak out since the start of the federal occupation of Minneapolis. For the most part, American athletes in all major sports have been shockingly silent.

Minnesotans are showing the soul of the United States to the world.

There’s no waiting for help because it’s not coming in time. And peaceful observance still gets people killed. So start doing the math

ICE just gunned down ANOTHER person, beating a man half to death before shooting him at point blank range. What the fuck are we doing? ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW. I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.

"So tell me somethin', Bradley. When this war is done, you gonna take that mask and those nifty new fatigues off? Well 'at's what I thought. And that I can not abide."

Like, this was a chance for ICE agents to demonstrate that they possess a sliver of humanity. There would be no easier or better opportunity to do it. But they couldn't. They have no morality or empathy. Just empty soulless husks.

The lone republican friend in the group coming into the group chat with father's trying to say it's not a big deal because the that five year old was just "detained" then getting upset that we "couldn't just have a conversation" So yeah I could use a drink.

3 pm on friday meeting that i thought was gonna be an hour wrapped after 15 minutes

this is real and now I want to watch Coalie burn alive in cheerful, slow agony

Hey @sarahforiowa.bsky.social I am gonna need you to be very vocal about abolishing ICE. If you want any donation or support from me and anyone in my circle.

F1???

Please only use "snub" when it comes to actors who were truly in contention for an Oscar nomination, not just people you wanted to see rewarded. For example, in the case of today's announcement, if Gerard Butler doesn't score a nom for Den of Thieves 2: Pantera, that's a snub. The buzz was there.