Nobody: Absolutely nobody: My two year old pointing at the sky:

One time I was filling up while scrolling on my phone and the attendant squawked at me through the radio to tell me to pay attention to the pump, which promptly went back to a poorly made ad at maximum volume

@profanity.accountant what's my number.

If only Mike Pence has the courage...

so cool that a football game between cal-berkeley and southern methodist university is about to determine the fate of the atlantic coast conference. great sport we’ve built

I’ve seen this 1 billion times, never realized that Eddie throws down a sack of dog food on top of lightbulbs Clark just set down.

Michigan is 9-3 with a loss to Ohio State and a loss in A Game They Didn't Have To Play. That means we have to pretend they should be in the playoff

When the Territorial Cup sees me trying to get to bed at a reasonable hour

the food looks unappetizing too

thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle

ChatGPT How do I make a Vegas Bomb deviled egg?

Decided doing 1 overly complicated style of deviled eggs was getting too easy so we went with 2 different ones this year!

MILAN CAN DUNK?!

Video has dropped of TJ's halftime speech.

The Dog picks The Game www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UBKu1o/

Might want to watch the video of @landlocks.bsky.social this week lol. @jakevos.bsky.social @smfen.bsky.social

happy steve harrington day to all who celebrate

When a puppet dies and you feel sad even though it wasn’t a real person the phenomenon Is called “felt loss”

Setting up a new TV used to be fun and exciting, and now it’s like, how many passwords can a man be expected to remember

Really bothering me that ESPN’s projected CFP bracket features a really unlikely scenario (it specifies that Miami in as the ACC Champion, which has like a 10% chance of happening, maybe less)

I've seen Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 400 times and I just realized that it's funny that Napoleon comes to San Dimas and then goes to Waterloop.

Watching Bowling Green at UMass.

Death Cab for Cutie is on the oldies station, please do not touch me or I will crumble to dust

if you end up with both BC/Syracuse and Colorado/K-State on tv this weekend then i know you get nasty with a cheesy gordita crunch and hushpuppies in the same order

Still laughing at the #Puntcast saying choosing to watch bottom of ACC and bottom of Big 12 this weekend is like going to a Long John's Silver/Taco Bell and ordering off both the menus. @rkalland.bsky.social @chippatterson.bsky.social

Nov 25th 1976 - Apollo Creed defended his title against Rocky Balboa for the second time to prove that Rocky going the distance the first time was a fluke. 📽️📅 Rocky II (1979)

@edsbs.bsky.social new favorite historical figure

Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

Had ISU -2.5...

What's In The Box, Charlie Brown?

So, a few years ago, I was dating the perfect girl. She was smart, she was funny, she got all my silly jokes and tv references. Truly the one for me. The first time I went over to her place, I was blown away by her kitchen! She had dreams of becoming a food influencer, and you could tell. 1/?

The adult storyline in Welcome to Derry is so much better than kids storyline.

This was a scheduled post

Once again Da Bears

They will forever be “lie-nard sky-nard” for me going forward

Do you think there is someone out there who's like damn I've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time

I want Iowa to win this game without completing a single a pass.

I'm Dying lol

Clonenado helmets from here on out.

I'm gonna call him Dick Punching Cy from this point forward.

A 7 minute FYM drive summoning circle begins now @tedflintkansas.bsky.social

Can I request a 12 play 7 minute fuck your mother touchdown drive.

ORDER FUCKING UP!!!

At the Iowa State game right now, and I got to say, the helmet cart race seems exceedingly difficult. And why does the helmet cart start ahead of the person? #bluecy

Racing the helmet car

Looks like she should be holding a stop/slow sign at a construction spot