I’m very saucy tonight, thank you for joining me on this adventure

Companion really ruined that Goo Goo Dolls song for me At least it’s not as big a loss as what Bring Him Back did to my precious Veronicas 😭😭😭

I got new sunglasses, they fuck, it’s over for those hos 😎💅

I knew no one would guess its name 📀

Ok found the weirdest blu ray at a Walmart ever

Herk Harvey, one and done, and still one of the best to ever do it.

I had two cookies and a fountain pop and suddenly I’m revealing my grammar bugaboos in the work chat 😬

The person I work directly with has been in trainings for three days and the last two days I’ve been very “I’ve got this!” and “One riot, one ranger!” but about noon today I realized I’m 💫overwhelmed💫 and 💫falling behind💫 So, I’m on bluesky 🫠

Me whenever someone mentions The X-Files

This idiot has done so much idiotic stuff and he’s been in office barely longer than the Roofman trailer has been on every movie

I miss the days of ridiculous animated dvd menus but also sometimes the simplest menu can be the most effective

I got a targeted ad for a bisexual chair!

“I’d like to speak to you about your car’s extended warranty”

I would simply not talk about anything* for three hours, with or without preparation * maybe WCW

Shaun Alexander has 14 kids? Dude would turn around to back into a tackle and he doesn’t use rubbers?

cuz i'm a punk rocker, yes i am (not me personally, but a guy i know)

That scene with Mr. Terrific is gonna be one of those where I always rewind the blu over and over again, as I am doing right now

Got a new bracelet but I do not have the dexterity/agility to put it on

Imagine if title screens were part of the movie's universe Like, one of Superman's powers is the S comes out of his shirt and turns the world black and projects his name That's pretty cool actually

It’s still basic girl summer to me 😎💅

The last box of Ritz & cheese sandwiches I bought was stale and tbh I haven’t mentally recovered from this betrayal Nothing’s worse than when your favorite snack is bad

Sending out my inaugural newsletter tomorrow! I put together a few words on love, The Last Jedi, and my birthday. Sign up here: xtine-makepeace.kit.com/profile

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

I think I just had a meet cute? Ran into my neighbor, who’s gorgeous, in the parking lot. I was going back inside because I forgot my phone. We both said hi, have a nice day, then she turned around and followed me back in because she forgot her coffee. We laughed and chatted on the way back out.

1) I think this comes more from society training people to be ashamed of liking sex than anything else 2) if not, ⬇️

Have a great day you cute little silly phone monsters 🩷🩷🩷 (I hope you feel beautiful today 🤩😍)

My absolute favorite insult (that I only use against myself, specifically when the smallest thing that I have no control over goes wrong) is “fuckin’ cock-ass bitch”

I've been having a lot of sunglass fatigue lately, need to do some shopping

Gabriella Hall has a pair of sunglasses in this movie that I would kill for They would not fit my head but we can try smushing that in prison

of course they think any spiritual work that’s not theirs is “of the devil”, silly little beans for brains

According to Letterboxd I have watched movies for 666 consecutive weeks 😈

Watching Monster in the Closet (1986) Little girl just got killed by the monster Little girl cried Little girl was played by Fergie Her arc is complete

Like all month I've been excited I get to watch Supes again tonight Disc is "arriving today"...but hasn't been shipped It's 7:10 PM Tried to cancel the order but it's "shipping soon" Guess I'll just fuck off 🤷

Has anyone done “Rapture? Damn near killed ‘er!” yet?

Oh that’s new 🤔 I saw the Challenger explode; there it’s done

I got a different hand lotion on accident and unintentionally this is the best I’ve ever smelled in my life 🥰

battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life: 1. A good blanket 2. People being excited to see you 3. A shelf of movies 4. Anything with chocolate and peanut butter 5. A jacket and a cool breeze

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Couldn’t figure out why I felt like shit this morning but then I remembered the Packers lost

Sometimes I think maybe I’m like *abnormally* weird and then the Shannon Tweed movie I’m watching on YouTube has 12 MILLION views

Before Dante's Peak & Volcano and Deep Impact & Armageddon there was Just Cause & Primal Fear

Also here’s Sean Connery and his totally normal daughter

I present to you Baller Larry Fishburne as a peace offering in these trying times

Narrator: “They could not”

Well that sucked Bright side losses to the AFC don't really matter long term

Ford commercial: “Americans can do anything. EXCEPT STOP BEING AMERICAN” Me:

Happy Packers game day to all who celebrate 🧀🏈💫🩷