I thought Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig were married irl for so long

I’m not a child but I was just thinking how when the men’s and women’s basketball teams both make the tournament it must be tough for the mascot to have to fly back and forth each day for a different game

Since I cut up trees this morning and am pretty gay I'm watching The Skeleton Twins

Update: 🤷

Imagine you had a badass trans daughter and you were more proud of a son who orders milk and is rude to servers All the money in the world couldn’t make you less small

Oh no I started watching videos from my Halsey concert again so I’ll be remembering the best night of my life all day 🥰 Seriously tho, the AURA 🥰🥰🥰⛰️🩵

Taking my second shower of the day; talk amongst your selves 🫧

Do you ever listen to your favorite artist, as an example well just call them “Halsey”, and think “oh this song is what I’d pick to represent this specific bluesky bestie” Or are you normal

I spent the morning sawing branches off a tree so I have big blisters on my hand and I forgot about that and used hand sanitizer 😭😭😭😭

Ok the dude in this Samsung commercial was a raper in some horror movie, right?

Wild that no one has put this Coscarelli bad boy on blu yet

Cinema 🥺🤼

Daredevil implies the existence of Truthdevil 🦸

*joke about ball handling* 🏀⛹️‍♀️⛹️‍♂️🏀

Have they tried putting Otzelberger's shirt on Jefferson's ankle to stabilize it?

This game's bleh but it's probably our last tournament win for a few years so I guess I better keep watching

Definitely having an "I'm forced to be alive and I'm about to make it everyone else's problem" kind of afternoon

They really did an AI commercial about how to be a runner set to the song from the end of Us, what a bunch of idiots

Michigan should get their final four tickets now, this region is over

me, when a company changes the lyrics of a pop song for their commercial

You're down 27 points in the first half and your coach is like "we need to man up, it's a man's game" in his interview????

We talk about Avatar having no cultural impact but more than that I've never met a person irl who's interested in Dune

Adios, Cyclones

At the Culver’s drive through we all get our number and immediately think of what packers player wore that number, right? 🧀🍔🏈💙

No more at large bids for mid majors west of the Mississippi, they’ve lost the privilege

This is how I assume most tourney games will go from now on with NIL existing With "mid majors" vs a "power" conference it's basically pros vs amateurs, even when you keep it close you're gonna get 8 shots blocked and dudes will be dunking all over you

I was in a mall in Kentucky once and they had a store of UK merch called Kentucky Korner with a giant K between the two words so that's what I always think of when they play 😬

Why don’t you foul that guy tho

Maybe I shouldn’t have stayed up til 3am watching The Slumber Party Massacre But maybe I should have!

happy spring equinox, may the shit that happened last cycle be the fertilizer that brings us blooms in this one 💐

Anchovies are the quicksand of pizza toppings, the ‘80s made it seem like they’d be everywhere 🐟

- “Weapons” (Cregger, 2025)

This dude for Saint Louis has to be doing a gag, right?

Dude was 16 or 17 and still has the same face 🕵️

NCAA tournament in the streets, a film by Luke & Andrew Wilson in the sheets Oh wait that's just what's on my screens

Jamal Mashburn is forever underrated, that dude was a dude

Why does Jalen Rose look like he's in WitSec

I don't want to alarm anyone but I now have a portable karaoke machine 💃

Rob Cohen made his best movies in 1996

1996 was a big year for Black actors breaking their neck in the first act and spending the rest of the movie strapped to a board Happened at least twice

Watching Daylight (1996) again like:

Viggo Mortensen in Daylight = hot as fuckin' fuck I didn't know anything about LOTR when those movies happened but I was like "oh, if it's about that hot guy it'll be a success" Big W by me

Anyway I spent the afternoon in my dad's favorite sports bar to go to and apparently no one there watches sports? I tried to get them to turn all four tournament games on but half the tvs were off and they kept putting the same games on more tvs.

My relationship with Wisconsin basketball is weird, I will root for them when they're winning but when they lose I'm like "lol what a bunch of losers" When they played ISU as a 3 seed it was literally the worst basketball team I've ever seen in my life; I've not taken them seriously since

There’s a lot of “bar and grills” out there and not enough “bargain grills”, imo

Burst guess today for my faves of 2007, yes this is ranked 🤷📽️

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Remakes don't ruin originals but sometimes movies that use the same song as a previous movie ruin that movie This post brought to you by me being unable to stop giggling during Ronin because of Step Brothers

Undertone (2026) Directed by Ian Tuason