Corey Graves says Bron Breakker "doesn't know the meaning of the word fear"; considering his father I'd assume he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words.

Hell yeah fuck yeah 🫡

Every time you get a WWF clip with Schiavone feels like a portal has been opened but this one especially does Bad News Brown fuckin ruled tho

Eh, Supergirl is fine and leaves me with hope they’ll get the character right if they don’t abandon it Single worst needle drop of all time tho

Tfw the playlist drops “Whisper to a Scream” while I’m wearing Ghostface underwear 😱

Live footage of me sitting there going “do you see?” while waiting for people to understand the shit from my brain that I put on social media

The British accent DJ on the local pop channel just said “Shaboozy”

I’ll miss her so much 😭😭😭😭

My biggest crush, the British local pop station dj, got laid off this week I am inconsolable 😭😭😭😭

Isn’t it weird there’s not a metric system for time?

Never heard of this but it looks good 🦖

Do you ever forget how to lay in your bed to sleep? Nah, me neither 😒😭

You know things are bad when that one aggressive cheek zit happens 😖

Every time I see a business with something like “Est. 1947” on the sign my first thought is “damn, your estimations were off by almost 80 years!”

They were right!

An underrated reason for missing Siskel & Ebert is that, at least in our market, the show didn’t air until after the movies had been out for at least the weekend Not only was it better than today’s festering pile of men who constantly pepper us with snark, it also let us wait to hear about it. 🫡

I say this every time, just to hear myself say it: I blocked Reggie White 🥰🧀🏈

Between Powerwash Simulator 2 and Barn Finders, I appreciate the Nintendo Switch's commitment to the "if you do enough basic tasks you will uncover deep cosmic truths of our universe" mindset 👽🎇

someone teach this guy how to snap his fingers!

Couldn’t decide so I got both 🤷🩷🩵💃

My dad losing his memory wasn’t scary until he stopped remembering the layout of Lambeau Field Now I’m like WTF this is fucked

There’s something about driving around a 1400 person town in a golf cart that’s so chill I don’t wanna live there I just want to be

Literally only thing I know about soccer Still not near enough to get me to watch that ass of a sport

How are these teams 8 wins apart 🤷

oh my god i forgot to peddle my queer wares during pride month. if you like angry genderqueer horror poetry, BITE BACK is for you 🖤

Swamp Thing (1982) Director: Wes Craven Cast: Adrienne Barbeau, Louis Jourdan, Ray Wise, David Hess, Nicholas Worth Watch Review wp / wd

Saw the trailer for Monolith and it made me mad that Undertone exists 🎙️😱

This is that “her boobs boobed boobily” meme but irl 🫡🩷

One of the best weird little movies 🩷

This dude in Hidden Beauties: The Awakening just said "The WCW Cage Match Championships are coming up" and I got so flustered by this misrepresentation of my culture that I'm here writing this instead of looking at boobs

I have cried about Halsey twice today That’s how I’m doing 🤷🩵

Tfw you’re from central Iowa

If dude wore green he’d look like Dana Carvey hearing about 9/11 🐢

God help me, I saw this image and thought “it’s hip Gorilla Monsoon” 🤼

Someday they’re gonna talk about Roman reforming the Bloodline in 2026 the way we talk about Austin turning heel Just useless tv, nothing of interest happening and so many better directions buried.

I creep myself out sometimes by unintentionally finding weird connections in the movies I watch Like, I'd never heard about Nixon and Jackie Gleason before today and now I've heard it in two different movies

I'd like to see Jory Jordan interview Spielberg about Disclosure Day. SS: "..." JJ: "Disclosure Day is a decent title, but did you consider 'One Alien After Another' or 'Dumb Contact'?" SS: "..."

The older I get the more I see a new movie and think "I don't think they did enough work to make me think about it as much as they want me to"

Disclosure Day: I can spot a Kindergarten Cop vhs from a mile away Messy ass movie; for Koepp it’s more The Trigger Effect than Jurassic Park The finale was pretty fun tho 🤷👽

Its tipsy ama hours 🩷 ngl.link/therock1996f...

Spurs went full Jamaal Tinsley tonight

Ok i was serious for an amount of time, now I'mg etting drunk and rewatching Night of the Juggler (I swear it's not just for Sharon Mitchell)

RIP robot Haley Joel Osment, you would have loved Freaky Nikki

Checking out that new (2001) Spielberg sci-fi movie (A.I.)

Seems homophobic ☹️

Masters of the Universe was made specifically for me. 👍👍 Between this and Bumblebee it’s fair to say Travis Knight has a “these kids thought they were cool in the 80s but now they have better taste in music and understand innuendo and are much cooler” mindset that is right on

There’s an ad for Target before the movie at the ghetto movie theater. Feels like class warfare

If being on bluesky is not cool consider me Michael Buble* * the most not cool person I could think of