CFP this, SEC that, all i care about this week in college football is rooting for the 5-6 teams to get that last win (unless they suck) Currently watching App St/Arkansas State since it's an elimination game 🍿🎓🏈 (Penn St/Rutgers also fits this rule, but I'm not giving the Big Ten my precious time)

This is how I feel about Pringles, also

Hot take: Unlawful Entry four times (But also I’d make LW3, Patriot Games, and Universal Soldier priorities)

Unfrozen caveman, sitting in front of a tv during a football game: “what ritual is this? Why are they dancing?” Me: “oh, that? That’s just a commercial for a prescription drug that might kill you”

Ryan Day needs a substitute face Every time I see dude’s face I feel worse about being a human It’s not a good face

Apparently we have a rookie espn cameraman today, twice in five minutes they’ve forgot to follow the ball after the qb throws it

Joe Tess doing both CFB and WWE is such a confusion starter sometimes

I think I’m gonna go outside just to see how awful it is 🌨️😭

Do you ever think about how different your life would be if the place you were raised in had the diversity of social media? Would I have found myself earlier? Or would I still have been beaten into my role and missed the good things right in front of me? Idk idk, worlds are weird

* ꧁ ༺ ♰ ༻ ꧂ ........................................... I am obscene to you but to myself I simply am ........................................... ༺ ♰ ༻ *

Anyway, I love you guys 🩷 Thanks for keeping me sane

Been trying to figure out why I’m so anxious when I literally have an adjustment disorder diagnosis and had to buy a car with my declining father Kind of a lot going on! be nice to yourself, me 🥴🙏🩷

I finally figured out who Ben Johnson reminds me of

Do you ever just think about Jack from Mass Effect 2?

I haven’t looked outside in the last four hours but classes at the university are already canceled for Monday So that’s wild

I heard the next apartment’s water running and looked over and water was coming up the drain of my bathroom sink

Damn, there's no way ESPN is gonna leave Texas out of the playoff if they win this. Might as well just call it the SECFP

I forgot I was watching a football game again

I saw an instagram recently about using long term nuclear waste warning systems as a conversation topic for thanksgiving and how you could get a billion ideas from that wikipedia page and now that's all i can think about en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-te...

Me, that doesn't think through things while thinking through things: "hmmm, i used to love this homophobic, transphobic movie starring a hate crime guy...wonder if it holds up?" Me, 65 minutes later, to me:

good afternoon bluesky friends ❤️

Buying a car be like 🫠

Probably buying a car today, send vibes 😬😬😬😬

Thinking about how pink some of my favorite memories of the year have been 🥰🥰🩷🩷

alt is dead tonight guess I’ll be drunk here

Sorry I’m so drunk Love you 🩷

the shot of Regan seeing the collar and hugging Dyer confirms what she believes she doesn't need the necklace anymore he does

god i love the exorcist a top ten movie

I ship Father Karras and Lt. Kinderman, not gonna lie

drinking vodka watching the exorcist gonna try to name all the Divas Champions organizing my *redacted to alt account* Pretty good thanksgiving eve

Tonight’s double feature 🚜🛐

I got home and flopped on the bed fully work-clothed which is terrible because I’m both too cozy to move and feeling like I’m being bad restrained

It's been quite a journey

hey, if you're looking for something creepy for the weird grrrl in your life, my book of poetry is a solid pick 🖤 and you can support your local indie bookstore when you buy through bookshop: bookshop.org/p/books/bite...

Had too many drinks, retiring to the after dark place Love you guys 😘🩷

Was excited to catch up on movies this weekend but forgot it’s “there’s only 6 movies playing on the 17 screens in town” season (5 if you don’t count one 11pm showing of Predator Badlands (which I’ve seen twice))

I've seen Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 400 times and I just realized that it's funny that Napoleon comes to San Dimas and then goes to Waterloop.

I brought home four different kinds of pumpkin soap today, I have no idea which one to eat first

Every year this week happens and people try to diss my baby boy (pumpkin pie) and I’m over here like:

Every year around Christmas you walk into Walmart and the first display you see is a scalp massager, which is a real head scratcher 🤔

Heard a song that made me want to watch a movie, my brain is healing from overexposure to humans 🙌🩷

Sad girl hours 😩

I would like fangs in my neck please

Another show, another potential star jobbed out to Gunther for no reason 👎🤼

I can’t believe he’s making a movie that long

My timeline is undefeated on Monday mornings 🧀🏈🩷 Cc @dustyevely.bsky.social @ohmyhart.bsky.social

1974 Topps Baseball style...

“Let’s get out of here before one of those things kills Guy, Charlie Brown” 💫

I thought I posted this little bit of chatter the night of the concert but I didn’t see it here and it still makes me smile so much 🥰🩵

Halsey: you better come alive tonight Me: *football coach’s child noises*