we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever

Anyone with a parking pass tonight for the Bananas know if they’re supposed to have a barcode? The one we got from Iowa doesn’t have one and I’m nervous

RIP, Jim, aka Pink Hat Guy

GOOOOOAAAAAAL

Why is Billy Joel yelling on my TV?

Cubs tried but I think Brian Ferentz is still on the hot seat. Needed that last 2-point conversion.

Remember today’s game during the inevitable 18-inning scoreless drought that will likely follow it.

Took a call from someone trying to get info on Jay Cassill’s radio show, which was on WMT “I don’t know how you feel but it’s a shame what’s going on with local radio.” Sir…

Kris Murray is heading to Memphis with Jerami Grant in exchange for Ja Morant.

Sinatra is on the prowl for snacks.

Trent Condon and KXNO have parted ways, per Trent on Twitter. The station that embodied local sports talk in the state of Iowa for years is nothing more than another generic outlet for national babble now.

Dew I love my co-workers or Dew I loathe them? Reactions are mixed.

I've been running this account for over 3 years, and have covered over 1,000 discontinued food products. I think I can officially say that the single most unhinged window of time for food innovation and marketing was 1999-2004, absolute chaos, and it's not even close

On this day in 1968, Elvis Presley taped his legendary NBC '68 Comeback Special. Dressed in black leather, he returned to his rock and roll roots in one of the defining performances of his career.

Most of these Alt government are grifters of some variety, and if they’re not weaponizing their large followings now, they are likely to do so in the future. People shouldn’t follow them. What even is this excuse? “Here’s something we said happened, some losers will criticize us because it’s a lie”

Between injuries, officiating flashpoints, and nonstop reaction around the league’s biggest star, Caitlin Clark’s third season has drifted far from the “fun” it was supposed to be. Free to read from @candacedbuckner.bsky.social: nyti.ms/4gaeR8N

The Mets organization summed up in one video.

Shoe!

Prize Hog Drops Out Of Great American State Fair Due To Event’s Political Nature https://theonion.com/prize-hog-drops-out-of-great-american-state-fair-due-to-events-political-nature/

A random box from Crumbl has entered the chat

Very rarely is the second hot dog at lunch a bad choice. Today, my friends, it may have been. My stomach:

When your co-workers insist you participate in social media posts “because you used to be in radio”

A phrase often uttered on the set of “WKRP in Cincinnati”

Is the whole team mini or just Mamdani?

4-8 coach in fourth season saying shit like “the real fans know we’re building something here”

No longer around to just talk about Qualcomm.

One year Kyle Tucker…

When you hear a co-worker talk with a customer on the phone about hard times:

Portugal is giving extraordinary starting lineup access to a 41-year old striker. Who is it?

Over here on E Street, we mourn the death of the great record man and close friend Clive Davis...

Breaking news: Cabo Verde has been invited to join the MAC.

Um...I believe this has actually happened. "A trolley is about to run over five people, but your dad gets distracted by a nearby sports bar playing The Shawshank Redemption on one of their outdoor TVs. He just stands there watching the movie. Everyone dies." @mcsweeneys.net

Soldiers of (mis)fortune

Rick Reuschel, 1978 #Cubs #Baseball

I'm guessing that half of all Hall of Famers debuted before they were 23 years old. If you make it so a player can't even hit the *minors* until they're 20, you're absolutely destroying the level of play in the league. Manfred and the owners hate the game of baseball. It's that simple.

Sounds like a good time to break out the Rob Manfred Clown shirt again. I’ve been wrong about a great deal of things but I had this dipshit pegged from Day 1. The man makes Bud Selig look like a saint.

Uzbekistan vs. Colombia does have the feel of the late night WAC game you watch at the town's worst bar

Tom Seaver, 1985 #WhiteSox #Baseball

Zonk!

This is the ideal broadcast trivia question. Every series on every broadcast should have a version this question.

When the person selling AI Business Development replacement calls in and asks to speak to the owner

Reminds me of my favorite Onion article

Called a customer who inquired about a car at 2 AM this morning. Of course they hung up on me. I didn’t think life could get more glamorous for me post-media career yet here I am.

one time at mccovey chronicles, we had fun pretending that a draft pick we wanted to fall had a cocaine habit, so we'd write "prospect has a cocaine habit" in the comments, and i'm pretty sure it would have ruined his life if we did that today.

I haven't seen Cape Verde put a beating like that on Spain since the 1640 dissolution of the Iberian Union

Now, on a lighter note… Let’s do that hockey. Congrats to the Cup Raisin’ Canes, aka the Hartford Whalers.