There’s no way this is an actual nba player

i think we should chase these people through the streets

The ringleader of the cult fully of “Mar-A-Lago Face” wants to shame you for being overweight

I feel nuts every day that the Trump administration has decided "It's not a war crime if you do it to a boat!" and so far there have been no consequences for that decision.

top notch mascottin'

LIFE IS SHORT STEAL A PYLON LOL

hit 'em with the NHL 94

Dealing with a fun internal struggle where paying for healthcare and surviving outside it is almost impossible and also freaking out about everything slightly wrong with me. Eyes are cloudy, am I more teary for allergies or something else?! $340/month insurance doesn’t cover vision

Not positive I ever needed a Jack White “Til I Collapse” in my life but here we are

Gonzaga should have to give their NIL prize money to Iowa State

It was concepts of a plan.

Decided doing 1 overly complicated style of deviled eggs was getting too easy so we went with 2 different ones this year!

Might want to watch the video of @landlocks.bsky.social this week lol. @jakevos.bsky.social @smfen.bsky.social

I got a solid crew around me in my life and I’m forever grateful for that. Shoutout to being good and encouraging good in the world.

when I am President we will bring back the Def Jam fighting video games

Cowboys overly committed to giving the Eagles the ball. I respect it

Cam Ward has had a couple of awesome creation moments today

Ridiculously funny how Kevin O’Connell’s QB history is like… Sam Darnold I am making you a Pro Bowler… Josh Dobbs you got here in Tuesday but whatever we can win this game… Carson Wentz, fine, I can work with that… JJ McCarthy I know we used a first rounder on you but you should not be in the NFL

Marge has her eyes on Penn State

Time to move past the neverending trial stage. Yes, basic income reduces homelessness.

Pretty intriguing to dive into how gossip about yourself starts out of thin air. Never had to deal with this before strangely, but a whole lot of people have made up stuff to say about my personal and professional life

PTFO collaborated with @msjpauly.bsky.social and @motherjones.com on an investigation into Riley Gaines. Riley’s messaging about trans athletes involves “predatory men” and “sexual assault.” But there’s an important story multiple ex-teammates at Kentucky want you to know: youtu.be/iKUl8lkuGOc?...

somebody at A24 just got an earful for not thinking of this idea first

this is a terribly coached football team

"The president also hosted a dinner for the crown prince last night. Guests included Elon Musk, who is back in Trump’s good graces, as well as soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, Apple chief executive Tim Cook, Nvidia chief Jensen Huang, and billionaire investor Bill Ackerman." embarrassing.

Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit

Cashed a couple savings bonds today. That was a new bank experience. What a thrill

normal things happening

And what was Jeffrey Epstein's profession? AND WHAT WAS JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S PROFESSION KAROLINE??

REPORTER: Why'd it take so long to get sworn in? GRIJALVA: *gestures at Johnson* That would not be my question! MIKE JOHNSON: Look, I really like this lady

The Onion revival is amazing but sometimes they just completely crush one and I’m cackling at work

lee hoagie oswald

fwiw i think one reason why Trump is avoiding negotiating with Dems or really meeting with Dems is that they're hiding his condition.

Fresh Landlocks!!! @smfen.bsky.social @jakevos.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/0FSU...

A lot of people abuse military disability but the people worried about SNAP probably won’t have that conversation with you

Katie George just spins around and asks Donovan Mitchell if he's going to play and he says yes

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

I'm assuming that they won't be putting this in the headers they've been throwing on federal government websites

let the guardians take steroids

I hope they explained to the Toronto fans that cancer charities are what the United States has in lieu of a functional healthcare system

Not sure I’ve ever seen a tweet that’s more curated specifically for @tedflintkansas.bsky.social

Minnesota is hefty levels of ass

@hellolunchmeat.bsky.social found this amazing shirt in Ames

SABAN: Yeah, Rece, there is absolutely a correlation between spread offense and how you line up, making yourself vulnerable to the run. MCAFEE: Skibidi toilet

Yeah…. They’ve still that guy