Time for my favorite annual cursed thread .. Calgary Stampede new foods What if Goldschlager but mini donuts but matcha?

Yeah, not much is going great right now. But on Sunday, June 7, HBO Max is going to gift us with an Earth, Wind & Fire documentary directed by Questlove. Hang in there.

RFK Jr. did HWAT kffhealthnews.org/public-healt...

ah well it saves time or what the fuck ever

Baltimore Orioles pitcher Anthony Nunez with the rare mid-inning gender reveal to his family watching at home.

The American Heart Association just posted this and tbh, I LOLed.

As someone who gives less than zero shits about the nba, the knicks and sixers having a “fuck you my owner is worse” showdown in the playoffs is incredible content

When I said Caitlin Clark looks like Aaron Rodgers I didn’t expect her to ACT like Aaron Rodgers

Fine. I’ll do it.

People will still continue to get on the big boats

Man Cuts Back From 6 Normal Beers Per Day To 3 Huge Ones https://theonion.com/man-cuts-back-from-6-normal-beers-per-day-to-3-huge-ones/

The cool thing about defunding science and ignoring basic health protocols is that the universe is gonna keep on doing its thing, and it *really* does not give a shit what you believe

I’m putting the odds of Rubio getting this at the World’s Largest Truck Stop on I-80 at roughly 23%

Des Moines, Iowa, it is your time to shine

this is the part i hate most. make the shitty at large teams have the bum fight. the low majors that won their conference tournaments should get to experience thursday or friday games.

how can we not do anything well, steal money from athletes and then ultimately junk and scrap-part our most cherished properties and experiences

This has to be the funniest question AND response I've ever seen in a poll. Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers.

Josh Naylor had zero steals in the first 21 games of the season. He's now on pace for 30 steals despite being in the 2nd percentile in sprint speed. This remains hilarious.

It seems the mom of one my best friend’s in high school has stopped including “and god bless the troops” in her Facebook birthday posts

Not a great sign that President Trump’s judicial nominees seem incapable of stating that President Trump is ineligible to run for a third term.

Give me the chance and I will marry this girl

Broken on levels you couldn’t even conceive at this point. And so scared of getting better that I actively make my life worse

Remind me again - How many times did the police stop ICE violence? How many ICE agents did MPD arrest? How many neighbors did MPD protect?

Honestly, a bar

he thinks this makes him look good lol

Yeah the rotisserie chicken amendment is neat! Unfortunately it was attached to the Farm Bill which locked in $187 billion in cuts to SNAP. So, yes, now SNAP can be used for rotisserie chickens but more importantly, this bill means red tape, cuts & tons of people losing access to food completely.

These customers don’t realize they only bullet they could possibly fire that would worry me is “I’m coming back every single day”

Have been spending the last few months reporting and fact-checking a new PTFO investigation. It involves Jeffrey Epstein. Part I drops first thing in the morning 👀

Hit the ball pretty damn well once the edible hit today. Guess ya boi is a weed golfer now while having exactly 4 beers

THERAPIST: 2003 Video Game LeBron isn’t real. He can’t hurt you. 2003 VIDEO GAME LEBRON:

They didn’t cut away from hockey if you’re looking for an escape

Not a lot prepares you for the mostly amicable ex’s hard launch on a Friday night

Titans almost had Tom Brady but because of Dianna Russini ended up with Will Levis

Pretty cool what happens when the money is going to actual cool shit! We love Charity Bowl

From cnn: “Phelan is a businessman with no prior military service; he and his wife previously fundraised millions of dollars for President Donald Trump's campaign before he was confirmed as Navy secretary in 2025.” So: no great loss. But the enlisted men are getting dicked around.

It’s the Playoffs. Let Gritty have a gun.

Can we deport AI for taking jobs?

Hey I wanted to hop back on this real quick to bring you guys some actual data from our first day back — we are rocking towards $400,000 in a single day, and so far 60% of those donations are less than $100. 92.5% of today’s donations are under $500.

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

🎶this is how legends are made🎶

Senators/Canes a wonderful uniform matchup

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

Iowa Wild goalie Riley Mercer with an incredible backhanded save in the shootout

Cubs get the M

watching these guys trying desperately to defend something so utterly inauthentic and blatantly and cynically staged will never get old lol